What in the fuck you think is up with me????

richdad007 said:

I do not have a camera right now but I tell you that I have a small dick (6"x5")

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6x5 is not small at all. It is average. 5x4, now that is small. I asked my ex-girlfriend on what she thought was a large, medium, and small dick by watching porns. The guys with around 7x5.5+ she said were large, 6x5 were normal, and 5x4 were small. I also asked her about __________ and got a 'oh, damn that' for a response, haha.

Keep your head up man, you'll be in the large category before you know it. For the time being, know that you're not small by any stretch.

__________ has a weird looking dick to me anyway.

Fuck yeah!!!!!!! I do not have a small dick!

No really! I will work so hard on this PINGA that will grow like weed! I am about to get the Ring of Power Plus I bought today the Tugger that SUPRA uses and I will get some weight for the balls! Men Im going for the SURA look!
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That rocks! Imagine me wearing all that shit and then hitting the strip clubs? Ha I'll put my pants down and scare the shit of everyone in there!

It will look like im carrying a gun or something!

Bye

You are big man

Jesus H. Christ.... sorry for not adding anything constructive (coz everyone's already said everything that needs to be said), but you are VERY fuct in the head (Like MANY people on this board - it's shocking to a mild-mannered tightwad like me. :D). I do hope that you get your problem sorted out though. Good luck man.

Hey, none in this board is fuck up in their heads. I think the one fuck up is those that comes into the forum, here stories , sees shit and then say WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING HERE??? O shit but they keep on reading..Right??

i would like to know more about u!!!

Hate to say it bud, but it's best your relationship with her ends. Respect is key here, so is trust. It's clear neither of you seem to respect the other even if at one time you did.

By coming here and telling your story you've opened yourself up to the criticisms and consolations of everyone here but unlike telling your best friend there's "safety" in telling "strangers" online because it's unlikely you'll ever meet.

Either way, from what I've read it's completely self-destructive and while you feel like you love her it's obvious to most of us (in this thread) that it's not love anymore. Whatever the problem really is (and everyone has a theory) the stark truth is it's time to move on.

Shit happens man, it sucks believe me I know.

My two cents + tax.