What If???

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What if someone came up to you and said in a very serious voice, " I am Jesus?" This happened to me, and although it was my roommate, and he was drunk I found this quite amusing. He held out his hands, looked me in the eye, and said I am jesus, I said, "Jesus was Jewish....he replied, "I am Jewish".....man cracked me up, cause he didn't smile or laugh. It's my old roomate X, and he's a skinny 6'3 black guy, just to describe him. I just thought I would share. Has this happened to anyone else in a less humorous situation....Holla
 
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What if someone came up to you and said in a very serious voice, " I am Jesus?" This happened to me, and although it was my roommate, and he was drunk I found this quite amusing. He held out his hands, looked me in the eye, and said I am jesus, I said, "Jesus was Jewish....he replied, "I am Jewish".....man cracked me up, cause he didn't smile or laugh. It's my old roomate X, and he's a skinny 6'3 black guy, just to describe him. I just thought I would share. Has this happened to anyone else in a less humorous situation....Holla
That it F'ed up.....bet he felt like an ass when you told him what he said lol
 

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yeah....I wish sometimes that I had a video camera for the times my friends get sloshed and I see all this stuff. I think they would stop drinking if they saw themselves. But the whole thing with X was that he was so drunk, and he was so serious about it, and then he just turned and walked out. I was left with an Ohhh feeling. but I was amused. Holla
 
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Haha, to bad he's not from the jerusalem parts. :)
 

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WOW, at least my roommate had an excuse for his retardedness, what's this guys problem? :D..."I am Jesus, no really I AM Jesus." That's really not cool. Holla.
 
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lol funny roomate, usally you keep that to yourself, like me. :p

if he's jesus ask him who nailed him up on the cross, and why he chosen just that body?
 
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My friend once told me he seen jesus.. he also claimed he could see the air and that it was like a thick liquid. Mind you we were both on a couple rolls or MDMA...

Ahhh gotta miss the good ole E-wave that hit in 1999/2000. My very own taste of the hippi era.

*Lights a joint, and hugs a near by tree while throwing up the peace sign*

lol
 
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kausion_420, haha your so damn funny lol
throw a spliff here man so i can inhale the joy :p

btw on sunday im going to this trance festival called fullmoon-festival, which is in germany near hamburg, and there it will be alotta smoking, mdma and all kind of joy :D i think there will be like 10 000 people there or so..., aint it no-one more in germany or something that gonna go there?
 
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kausion_420, haha your so damn funny lol
throw a spliff here man so i can inhale the joy :p

btw on sunday im going to this trance festival called fullmoon-festival, which is in germany near hamburg, and there it will be alotta smoking, mdma and all kind of joy :D i think there will be like 10 000 people there or so..., aint it no-one more in germany or something that gonna go there?
hehe must be nice..

I wanna hit up a rave in Europe. Nothing is better than a rave slut once you are coming down on a good roll of E.
 
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