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im starting to realize that a lot of us arent what i would call normal. This is just a joke so no offense to anyone but......

DLD is OCD and has a fear of public places. I think he wishes he was black or something. He wants a huge dick, likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).

Redzulu is part arab, and im guessing that part of him is the guy who terrorizes the women of England with one of the thickest dicks in the world. He should call his dick Jack the Ripper cause he tears whores to shreads.

Supra. man thats too easy, we know he isnt normal. If youve seen some of his pictures, he has so many devices on, it looks like Robo-Dick. He talks openly about Penis Enlargement with his friends and wears his MOS t-shirt probably more often than he wears underwear. Also, the man injects hormones directly into his penis. Ill pass out if you bring a needle within a yard of my dick.

Im not sure how many of you know Zach, or samzman. He's and art school student who likes martial arts and has the best girlfriend in the world. She is hot teenager who loves bukkake and being forced to deepthroat him. That aint normal but i wish it was.

of course if im cracking jokes on these guys ive gotta point out that im not normal either. Im a 20 year-old super virgin. I havent even kissed a girl. Ive Penis Enlargemented since i was 16 and have never done it consistently for more than 2 months. Im just not normal on an everyday level either.
 
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Yea Im beginning to realize im not normal either, especially when a guy at the lunch table says how his balls hurt, and then I ask the symptoms, and actually help him fix the problem... everyone else must think I'm weird :D

Its okay tho, you can call me Dr. Penis
 

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slayman said:
DLD is OCD and has a fear of public places.
True:D

slayman said:
I think he wishes he was black or something.
True:D

slayman said:
He wants a huge dick
Already have the hugest:D

slayman said:
likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).
True:D
 
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ive started to realize that myself. every once in a while when i jelq or am spending hours looking up info on tissue and whatever and i think "what am i doing!?, i look like a freak right now, everyone i know is out with friends or doing something else other than this, what is wrong with me!?" but the feeling goes away pretty quick, cause i realize its actually kinda fun and i just go back to what im doing.
oh and i dont even have a girlfriend either!
 
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Yea I'm not normal either. I dont care though. "Normal" people are usually frustrated people. The "weird" people are usually the ones trying to find a better way to do something or improve something that the "normal" people just accept as the truths that cant be changed and continue to be frustrated with every day of their lives.
 
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I play Jazz piano.
I win.
rofl
'Normal' is one of the worst things you can be anyway. People who are genuinly different are people who get noticed and often succeed. Although I sympathise with you guys who haven't had much experience with women yet, because I used to find that when I was younger. Girls would be too weirded out by you and shake their heads and walk away or not want to know you at all. I'm much better now and I have a sex partner; this I put it down to 2 things -
1.) When I fell in love for the first and, as yet, only time
2.) Penis Enlargement
The confidence I have now has changed my life. I fear rejection much less and I feel like I deserve any girl in the world. It's all down to confidence. The whole thing.

What the hell am I talking about this for? Sorry fellas.
Peace. ;)
 
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... when I've came here today all I''m reading is depressing posts. yea I see what you mean, and have thought about it myself. you got to remember that the penis is not too much of an open subject to everybody, hardly anyone knows too much about it, and hardly anyone Penis Enlargements, just us. I guess you can call us freaks for that. but then people studying DNA and cloning are freaks, ones that put together computers are freaks, one's that dig and date fossils and stuff are freaks, ones that experiment with different drugs and bodybuilding are freaks, so are people that play too many videogames.
 
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Who are we to judge whos normal? ;)
Are there really a superior human, and the person who found that out was he normal?
I think the human should be a little wacked, how booring wouldnt it have been if all humans were equal? :D

*runs around with a butchers knife and yells at killerclowns!* ;)
likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).
^^ That fits in for me too haha!
 
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slayman said:
im starting to realize that a lot of us arent what i would call normal. This is just a joke so no offense to anyone but......

DLD is OCD and has a fear of public places. I think he wishes he was black or something. He wants a huge dick, likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).

Redzulu is part arab, and im guessing that part of him is the guy who terrorizes the women of England with one of the thickest dicks in the world. He should call his dick Jack the Ripper cause he tears whores to shreads.

Supra. man thats too easy, we know he isnt normal. If youve seen some of his pictures, he has so many devices on, it looks like Robo-Dick. He talks openly about Penis Enlargement with his friends and wears his MOS t-shirt probably more often than he wears underwear. Also, the man injects hormones directly into his penis. Ill pass out if you bring a needle within a yard of my dick.

Im not sure how many of you know Zach, or samzman. He's and art school student who likes martial arts and has the best girlfriend in the world. She is hot teenager who loves bukkake and being forced to deepthroat him. That aint normal but i wish it was.

of course if im cracking jokes on these guys ive gotta point out that im not normal either. Im a 20 year-old super virgin. I havent even kissed a girl. Ive Penis Enlargemented since i was 16 and have never done it consistently for more than 2 months. Im just not normal on an everyday level either.
I too am a superVirgin at the ripe old age of 18.
 

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For me "normal"= mediocre=complacent=death
 

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Normal is just a term made by some goodie goodie long ago.
Probably had no life and no question was a POSH English trat.
He or she said this is normal ..... it became excepted and put into dictionarys as what Normal was.
This NORMAL word, makes us worse .... peeps with mental issues are worse cos they wonna be NORMAL.....I have forgot and left this in the past cos.. WHATS NORMAL???? I mean no one is normal, NO ONE.
We are all our selves, anyone who is normal is just a sheep who follows the flock.

I have to admit theres alot of weirdos here lol DLD is one insane fat bastard hahaha and supra is just gone with the wind, still is a Psycho who should be locked away, his hairs are a lethal wepaon , ItsElectric is convinced hes small, even tho he has given us ruler shots bigger than he says, but still he thinks otherwise ... than theres Gandolf who made the video series and is having a hard time with pe at the moment yet his videos are the main source in the pe world .... I can go on and on ... we are weirdos, plain and simple ..... who else spends as much time as us stretching our cocks and chatting about it, takeing pix online with absolute perverts lol

But if a lesson is to be learned, let it be - NEVER be down if ya not normal, cos normal is just a term for the sheep, remember that.
 

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Also, all those things you said about DLD, you could say about me too. Except I'm younger and less hung-er.
 
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sometimes i wonder what I'd be like if i never entered the world of pe... probably much different, not having penisexcercises on my mind so much, and all the time wasted? here
 

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yep, WHAT WOULD WE BE DOING if pe sites werent around???????
I know I could of got alot of network stuff sorted out from home, lol and other work that needed doing .... I can be here for just say 30 mins and I end up posting and reading for say 2-3 hours.
 
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I work with the dead, does that make me a freak? I don't think so but some might. One thing I hate about myself is my temperament. My friends tell me I'm a loose cannon on the deck. I carry a .22 Derringer to work everyday. Why do I carry a loaded weapon in my pocket? I have no idea cause it ain't for protection. I'm OCD and ADD. sos it sounds like to me we're all pretty much the same. Maybe they are the ones that are not normal. Maybe we are the ones that are normal. Everyone has their own little quirks. Just as long as you are not committed to an institution, I think you probably OK.
 

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