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hey, i don't know if this is in the right thread or not, i'll let the higher powers decided if it is or not. i don't have any real updates, though i seem to be a lil more something, longer..i think. idk i didn't measure. however..the real thing is that kittie and i did in fact break up a while ago. and she now has a new boy toy...(kid from KT) he prided himself in his cousin who is in the KKK and droped the "N" bomb like he was saying the word "the". plus not to mention he looks like a serial rapist. but anywhoo...oh yes ex crack addict and smoker now.

but anywhoo...that's her mistake. me on the other hand...hehe. i lucked out like a fat rat. this new girl i'm with..her name is amanda. lets just sum it up. she's beautiful, she used to be a model for M.A.C. and did lingerie..(sp?). she's sweet, caring and supports me. also cherrishes the ground i walk on, she says my body is "sculpted" and melts at the hardness of my muscle. it was a pretty raw attraction, we finally had sex and i dropped my pants and the look on her face was PRICELESS. now i frequently hear "omg it's too big!!" or "ow ow ow ow owwww back up a bit" and of course my favorite when she just got done suckin on it "i don't know what to do with that thing. i'm not used to HUGE DICK!" i was like...goddamn lol

oh yes and she is also bi, and has a lover who is very pretty as well. and after she was kissing her she looked at her friend and said "you know you can take zack whenever you want. he is great sex and he's fuckin huge!" and her firend looked at her and asked "you sure? are you serious?" and amanda was like "yeah"..so she said "ok". MY FIRST THREESOME IS COMIN UP!! wooooooo. and i just got back fromthe club with amanda, good god she can shake that ass. she's just really a catch and so far i love what i know. i'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

oh and when i scan her pics i'll put them up too. she's fuckin SMOKING. later
 
Hey man good job on getting past that break-up. Sounds like you living the fucking life with those girls. Amanda sounds like a dream girl from the way you describe her. Anyway just commenting on your progress. Good Job man
kdogg
 
Hey dude. You always have, and continue to be an inspiration.
I know you loved kittie alot while you 2 were together, it practically leaked from your posts. But for all intents and purposes she was still a girl. You were way ahead maturity-wise, and it was somewhat evident that she would take for granted what a great boyfriend you were to her. I bet in a way you also spoiled her. If her new man's pride is the fact that his cousin is a racist, ignorant, redneck prick, it would be safe to bet that the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree in that family. So I'm sure after a few months of hanging around dumb redneck boy and his gay wonder-cousin, she'll miss a real intellectual boyfriend who knew how to talk and treat a lady. I relate in a sense that I just broke up with my girl, and while I wouldn't consider us as serious as you and kitty were, she lives in my old hometown where (pardon the egotistical tone) the guys mostly just live their lives out with neither drive nor desire to really accomplish anything, and she is one of the few girls who recognizes that after dating me and she is pretty sure she won't find anyone of the same caliber without moving:s . It sounds like kitty is in the same boat. I'll have to be honest (not being a jerk), but it was kind of awkward having so much liking and respect for you, and then at times not being able to stand some of the stuff that kitty was saying (although I was not one of the members that senselessly burned her, some of those were pretty unnecessary and cruel). Anyway, I always knew you could do better, and from the sound of it, it seems like you have so good job bro. Also, am I the one that has to state the obvious !lol. We all know one of the BIGGEST things she will be missing as well (pun intended). She was definitely spoiled by how big you were, perhaps partly because she was adapting as it gradually grew, rest assured she won't be finding another one like that anytime soon, and the fact that she's been getting it for years will make her feel all the more empty with less. It's good that you have a real woman now that appreciates a real man when she finds one, and she is giving you the respect and admiration that all your hard work SHOULD earn you in my opinion. So give yourself a pat on the back dude, you deserve it, and good luck with everything!;)
 
Zach, I may not be your favorite person b/c of stuf that happened on here with Sam, but I always had utmost respect for you. I gotta say congrats on your new girl. I'm sorry to hear about you and Sam, but I hope things continue to go well for you.

You know that Sam is now going to be one of those girls telling their bfs that her ex was "huge." Only in her case it's gonna be the truth. Poor redneck better hope he never asks the question, or else we'll have him on here saying, "help guys, my gf says her ex was huge- what can I do?"

Take care man-
 
Wow Zack, didnt know you two had broken up. All I know is that girl (Sam) was nuts. Way too emotionally unstable. Reminded me of my last ex Jenny. After her blowing up on me a couple too many times (sam) and accusing me of taking advantage of our "friendship", having nude pics of her....lol...., and her making me out to be a total ass hole for no reason on myspace, I basically told her to fuck off in a nice way and have a nice life.

New girl sounds great for you though. Good luck.
 
God I miss Jen<:(
 
doublelongdaddy said:
God I miss Jen<:(

Oh no, here comes the thread crapper.. ;) Just kidding.


Nice to hear that things are looking up for ya guy. Nice snag on the ex m.a.c model too and future 3-some. One thing that gets me through life is not knowing what the hell is going to be around the corner for me and when I hear things like this it makes me kind of anxious to see what is in store for myself... Anywho, good luck with the new girlfriend!
 
TimBo755 said:
Oh no, here comes the thread crapper.. ;) Just kidding.

Try it in a pasta pot, it sucks:D
 
thank ya guys for the support. in fact she is here right now eating on some tostitos, very adorable i must say. we must getout of our pjs and head off to my moms. so for now i'm off like a prom dress. and you're right, kittie is going to be very sad one she realizes the redneck aint up to par. and the real good part is that amanda is going to get it bigger now..woooo hooo.

later
 
samzman said:
hey, i don't know if this is in the right thread or not, i'll let the higher powers decided if it is or not. i don't have any real updates, though i seem to be a lil more something, longer..i think. idk i didn't measure. however..the real thing is that kittie and i did in fact break up a while ago. and she now has a new boy toy...(kid from KT) he prided himself in his cousin who is in the KKK and droped the "N" bomb like he was saying the word "the". plus not to mention he looks like a serial rapist. but anywhoo...oh yes ex crack addict and smoker now.

but anywhoo...that's her mistake. me on the other hand...hehe. i lucked out like a fat rat. this new girl i'm with..her name is amanda. lets just sum it up. she's beautiful, she used to be a model for M.A.C. and did lingerie..(sp?). she's sweet, caring and supports me. also cherrishes the ground i walk on, she says my body is "sculpted" and melts at the hardness of my muscle. it was a pretty raw attraction, we finally had sex and i dropped my pants and the look on her face was PRICELESS. now i frequently hear "omg it's too big!!" or "ow ow ow ow owwww back up a bit" and of course my favorite when she just got done suckin on it "i don't know what to do with that thing. i'm not used to HUGE DICK!" i was like...goddamn lol

oh yes and she is also bi, and has a lover who is very pretty as well. and after she was kissing her she looked at her friend and said "you know you can take zack whenever you want. he is great sex and he's fuckin huge!" and her firend looked at her and asked "you sure? are you serious?" and amanda was like "yeah"..so she said "ok". MY FIRST THREESOME IS COMIN UP!! wooooooo. and i just got back fromthe club with amanda, good god she can shake that ass. she's just really a catch and so far i love what i know. i'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

oh and when i scan her pics i'll put them up too. she's fuckin SMOKING. later

Hey man, I'm glad to see you made it out of that all right and in fact on the better side of things to boot. I don't know you guys, but I chat with Sam and whatnot. It just seems to me that she is placing her trust in someone too soon and while I'm not in any position to judge I just don't understand how the situation that she's in with this dude...well I'm sure you understand what I mean. Who is that dude anyway? He sounds like bad news and a two bit loser. I can't find it to tell her this, but I won't say anything because unfortunately I know she'll find that out soon enough. That's the only way they learn isn't it? You seemed like a stand-up guy from what Sam had told me, but like some others have said...she's still on many levels a girl. I don't think she knows what she's doing. There ain't no way that dude enters my house and stays over though that's all I'm saying. I would have put my foot in his ass before he came over to "stay." Ridiculousness. lol Anyway, Good Luck, but it sounds like you don't need it. ;)
 
Yeah man girls (emphasis on the girl) will do that. I know a girl who has been totally in love to the point of wanting marrige 5 times. She's even been engaged twice! She's not with any of those guys anymore of course, they were all white trash losers, just like Kittie's new man sounds. It came from her mother's shitty choices in men rubbing off on her I guess, and also her mother just generally being a shitty mom too. I guess I should feel kinda sorry for her, but there has to be a point where your responsible for your own damn life, grow up already, shit!
Seriously though Samz, whatever you do, do not take her ass back no matter what! I would be willing to bet money that it won't take long for her to try and light the wire up calling you and shit after she realizes what a loser she is with. She will eventually grow up and realize how dumb a choice it was, and then she'll regret the whole thing more.
Hey Samz does your new girl know about Penis Enlargement? You think you'll be able to switch everything over to a new name (if you even care enough to bother), lol like Amandazman, or Mandyzman? What exactly went down to start all this in motion (just a tad curious, don't answer if you don't care to share)?
 
Congratulations, Samzman. Sounds like a good deal.

I'm in a good relationship these days based on my current judgment, but who knows what will happen in the future, who else might be out there and whether or not I'll change my mind about certain things... it's always nice to hear about someone moving on with other people and it working out well :)
 
Good stuff, Zack. Hit me up on AIM sometime. You should come up to Boston and chill before I move in May. Bring those girls too. :D
 
texan, don't worry i have no grudges on you. in fact i forgot all about it lol..

want8...yeah i would ave done the same thing lol

and thank you all for lovin amanda already hehe

she knows all about Penis Enlargement and actucally saw some of your replies. she smiled and giggled and even told me to tell you guys about a dream she had. it was hillarous.

she spent the night and we didn't have sex yet. but she dreamt about it. she seems to talk in her sleep sometimes, carrying out a whole fuckin conversation. lol..it's pretty funny. anywhoo she was saying "ohhh my god i'm so tired.....no..no i'm too tired. nooooo" then like 30 seconds later "ohhhh it's TOO BIG! OW it fucking HURTS!" and started moaning and even had an orgasm :O i talked with her later about it and it was basically what i thought it was. we were laying in bed, i whipped it out and she was scared "which she was the first time she saw it. she thought 'what the fuck am i gonna do with that?' so she was freaking out lol. ahhhh good times.

oh and john i'll see what i can do. i'm pretty busy but i'm sure that amanda would like to meet some more of my friends. i'll try to see if i can get her friend to come along but idk, it's hard to hook up with her she has a lot of shit to do.
 
Great man, I´m real happy for you.

Hope you come back to posting regularly too, you are a great addition to this forum.

Starting with the pics spound good too :D
 
Hey Zack, long time since I seen you here. Glad to hear that things came out well of that rough situation. Let us know when something really cool happens like the 3-way. :)
 
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