Tongue Lengthening

i love every one of your guys es ideas and there really cool but............


I wonder if you could make yourself taller. i am already 6'3 but wouldn't mind being 7'3, LOL or Maybe a little shorter but let me know if this has been done LMAO
 
I place a my tounge on the table and get the wife to roll the rolling pin over my flatened tounge. My tounge is quite long and I get to try it on the girl friend. She loves it when I eat at the Y.
 
This is sweet... damn I can change anything I don't like about myself... lol...

I think I'll start out with the stretching idea(s) and maybe wunna these days get a frenulectomy by a "bona fide practicionah". You know, it's interesting; aside from the obvious benefits, this might improve my speech? I don't have seriously effed up speech or anything, but I wonder if I would talk more clearly.

Haha... great stuff. Seriously though, I think I'll add this to my apparently growing agenda of esoteric self-improvement practices, like Penis Enlargement lol .
 
Definately gotta try this :) Is that enough just to try sticking the tongue really far, without using your hands for stretching? I found it is really hard to acheive with my hands.
 
Yesterday, I did some tongue stretching exercises. I had a popping sound in my jaw, and it hurt, but feels better today. Also, my frenulum (the bottom part of it) now has a sore on it. It hurts if I do any stretching exercises. I think it is from the fact I would move the tongue side to side in an attempt to saw through it.

Should I work through the pain or let it heal? When it heals, will I be able to stretch more like Cockolution was able to after his healed, or is this different? I am hoping that this is a positive thing, and that when it is finished healing I will be able to stretch it more.

Thanks,
Beginner91
 
Well, I want to get rid of my frenulum, as I have tried the stretches but it gets stuck between my two bottom teeth, keeping my tongue from stretching out any further.

I was thinking I'd cauterize it off, what do you guys think?
 
I don't know about your countries but I think you can get it snipped here if you go to the dentist and say that the frenulum hurts when you kiss...
 
"hell with all of this, I'm just going to fucking tug on it" :)

It takes a great man of innovation to make a new path. Or maybe just a pissed off guy that refuses No. But Someone way back must of said this same thing about his cock sausage and created the first pe. Keep up the great attitude guys!. Tokyo Yin.
 
A frenectomy is a pretty simple procedure. If you can find an oral surgeon who can do it with a laser it will heal much faster and won't require any sutures. It only takes 15-30 min. to have it done.
 
yinyango;290930 said:
"hell with all of this, I'm just going to fucking tug on it" :)

It takes a great man of innovation to make a new path. Or maybe just a pissed off guy that refuses No. But Someone way back must of said this same thing about his cock sausage and created the first pe. Keep up the great attitude guys!. Tokyo Yin.
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LOL Nice
 
hepcat;499493 said:
LOL! DLD do you realize you just replied to a post from 4.5 years ago.:p
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YUP:) I missed that comment the first time:)
 
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