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I really don't know where to put this, so I will put it here.

I wanted to lengthen my cock to have more confidence in the bedroom and more confidence overall. I love to workout, so Penis Enlargement was just working out another part of my body.

Now, another important bodypart to have finely tuned is the tongue...oh so critical for eating out a girl. And man, do I love to eat out pussy.

Now I started to think of doing some exercises to condition it, so I wouldn't get tired as easily, be able to go faster, harder, and basically have more tongue dominion.

Then I started to think about having a longer tongue, and how this would help and just make me enjoy it that much more. I realized I had a longer tongue than average, but I wanted to have it longer.

Well I started to google around, and I didn't find much information on it. Basically people who practice yoga do a little bit of tongue "jelqing" so to speak, and there is an operation that cuts a little bit of the skin under the tongue thus giving you more movement and thus enabling you to use more of your tongue.

I said to hell with all of this, I'm just going to fucking tug on it like Penis Enlargement. Well this started to work well, I first warmed it up a bit and started tugging on it. I'd do it in various angles, first push it out as far as possible and then tug on it gently.

I started to notice that I could get closer and closer to touching my nose with my tongue.

After a bit I started noticing a white little mark under my tongue. What was going on was due to the stretching, the little piece that is normally cut during an operation was starting to rip on it's own. I figured, it must be ripping in the perfect place if it is ripping just to enable me to stretch my tongue out more.

I really did not do this with much consistency, and even got a bit lazy doing it. But I kept getting closer and closer to touching my nose, and was definitely makin some progress. I had a little miniscule rip under my tongue.

Eventually I did manage to touch the underside of my nose with my tongue. I was also able to reach further down on my chin and stick it out more.

One day, while making out with my girl, she sucked on my tongue a little too hard and apparently really ripped this piece of skin. It felt weird, but I made nothing of it. I looked a bit later, and it was black, apparently I had bled from there a bit.

Now, it hurt everytime I pushed it out of my mouth. It wasn't a bad pain, and it even felt like a stretch. I was pretty sure I was going to gain a bit more tongue length after it healed over.

Sure enough, about 2 weeks later, it was completely healed. I just tried right now to touch my nose, and I have more mobility than before and can go up higher than ever before.

Conclusion to this long and drawn out story? You can lengthen your tongue if you wish to do so. If you just want to have the best possible equipment, this is something to do.

I know for a fact that I have gained tongue length because the little skin under my tongue has been torn little by little, but I do believe I have gained a bit of length on my actual tongue.

Besides stretches, I also did a bit of jelqing with hot water. Very minimal, but I did.

The underside of my tongue, where it was ripped, looks very natural and healthy now, there is no rip, just a slight indentation.

I will continue to do some tongue stretching, and even jelqing. I will post my results here if anyone cares.

Anyone who decides to do this should be extremely careful, it is your tongue we are talking about. Dare I say more important than even Junior down there. I am not responsible for anyone pulling their tongue out of place haha, I am just sharing my experience with you all.

This is just another facet of self improvement for me guys, and I'm sure many people might like to try this. I will post my so called routine if anyone is interested.

For the record, I can touch my nose now with my tongue, and cunnilingus has never been funner...for both me and the chick. ;)

It's also great for kissing, and licking wherever you would like.

So take my story for what you will, and hit me back with a response if anyone is interested. :cool:
 
I've been interested in tongue stretching for a long time. But I never devoted too much energy to it. I would love to get your routine. Did u do any measurements?
 
sounds interesting.
I suppose this is the only section this belongs in lol its ALTERNATIVE
 
Dong725 said:
I've been interested in tongue stretching for a long time. But I never devoted too much energy to it. I would love to get your routine. Did u do any measurements?

Well bro, all I've really done is basically stretch it a bit.

I warm it up a bit, the bottom part of the tongue, and then start to go at it. I first stick it out, and stretch straight out. I will alternate this every so often with straight down, just any stretch that helps me pull out more tongue so to speak.

I also then push my tongue straight down towards my chin, and then pull down there. Then I push my tongue straight up towards my nose, and pull up there. Basically, I place it on my nose, or on the bottom of my chin, and then hold it in place for the stretch.

You kind of have to feel around for a bit, but you should feel a stretch. I had incorporated stretches to the side once or twice, but never got big on them.

I'd only do about 3-5 sets of these, taking about 15-20 seconds each.

The next day or couple of days my tongue would actually be sore from the stretching, so I wouldn't do it again.

At random intervals during the day, when I remember, I stick out my tongue as far as possible, or as far as possible up or down. Not sure if this helps, but this is what I have done. I also sometimes stick my tongue as far back as I can into the roof of my mouth, and kind of try to force it down my throat, lol. But I get a good stretching doing this too. It's kind of like the BTC of the tongue stretches.

I will get a bit more serious with this and see if I can get further results.

I do this when I am in the shower either prior or after a Penis Enlargement session, just watering the soldier, I start to wet my tongue with hot water and then start stretching it.

If you do decide to do this, be careful not to hurt yourself. You will feel sore the next day, so take it slow and easy.
 
hey guys, I did a little research onthis once and wrote a (WAY to long) post on it;
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11268
in it i listed the names of several ancient yoga practices for lengthening the tongue. I haven't been able to find any more info about this online, so someone with better research skills than i please do what you can find more, i'd love more specific detailed info, but my ADHD makes methodical page by page searching near impossible.

good luck guys, I'm gonna get started now
 
Well Mate, I have stretched my tounge for about six years now, The only problem is that my tounge is ten inches long, and now I have to learn to breath through my ears. The women love a man with a long tounge.
 
Lol, good shit ElGeorgio.

To update this a bit guys, my tongue is once again a bit longer. I have noticed if you simply put some hot water in your mouth, massage your actual tongue like anything else, you can get a good stretch and pull farther. Common sense of course, but I hadn't done it before.

After a session I usually feel sore as if I ate pussy an hour or two the day before.

Now instead of just being able to touch the underside of my nose, I can actually touch the tip of it. I will look into what you posted Gimme9, and will try some tongue jelqing of some form when I have time.
 
I don't know if its for me; but I dated a girl one time [for 2 years] that had that little piece of skin under her tongue cut boy talk about being able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, she could blow your mind and then sum.
 
I tried this a few times, but never enough to know if it worked. Get a glass Coke bottle, put it in your mouth and suck out all the air. Your tongue will automatically suck into the opening. Now, relax your mouth and the suction should hold the bottle on and give your tongue a very nice stretch. Work towards doing this with a full bottle and you might be able to compete with Gene Simmons.
 
I had that happen to me after I'd eaten out this girl for over an hour. It was crazy. I think I ripped that part a little when I tried keeping up with her pumping (her hips thrusting into my face) and then of course about a half hour later my tongue was feeling a little sore on that strip back there. It reminds me of a clam or something like the inside of it you know? But yeah I've wondered about the exercises one could do to make one better at eating pussy out.
 
I'm Halfway There!

Well, I haven't really got enough tongue to "jelq" it, there's only about ¾" of tongue in front of the webbing holding it down. So I decided it's time to get rid of THAT, then I'll be able to start jelqing & stretching my tongue.
To this end, I bought a bottle of Ambesol for pain relief, i rub it on the web if flesh, BTW mine is about as thick as a pencil! Wait for it to go a bit numb, grab it with a folded up piece of paper towel, gab the tip of my tongue and pull it straight out as far as I can. Then while pulling it out, I move it from side to side, essentially sawing into that webbing with my lower teeth, it hurts a little then i stop, and repeat a couple of hours later.
I do this 5 - 10 times a day, then take a day or two off, sometimes three. I've been doing this for about two and a half weeks. and I've made a bit of progress, I'll list the measurements at the end of this (YES i'm psycho enough to have actually taken measurements!). On my off days, a scab will form and I've been scrapping it off with a fingernail to keep my progress from healing over. At this point I'm about halfway through that web.

In Korea parents are having their children get this webbing surgically removed as koreans apparently have tongues to short to form some sounds used in english. So in order to more easily assimilate into a "global arena" they are being surgically alter to more easily speak english.

I just don't have the balls to snip it with a pair of scissors or a razor blade. I guess I'll just keep "sawing" away with my own teeth.

I measured the distance between my upper lip and nose, right where it starts moving outward is exactly ¾", my tongue, moving straight up against my upper lip toward my nose originally left ½" space between my tongue and nose. Now there's 3/8" space left, so I've gained 1/8"!

When I point my tongue down toward my chin it comes out MUCH farther than it used to, I didn't think to measure it when i started but there is an obvious difference in my downward length.

My end goal is to be able to touch the tip of my tongue to the point just above the tip of my nose.
Well, ok, honestly... my end goal is to be able to lick a girls g-spot!!!
 
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bahaha, they have pills for everything these days.

http://www.wackedup.com/Rants/tounge enlargement.htm

Oh, and Gimme, Id watch out. After doing some research I found this.

"The procedure itself can damage glands, blood vessels, and muscular tissue in the area. Short of superficial cuts this procedure really should be left to trained medical professionals. There is also a risk of scarring pulling the frenulum back together and shortening the tongue. As a result many practitioners will cauterize the incision or remove a section of tissue making closure/stricture less likely."
 
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LOL!!! that is TOO funny!!
I clicked on the bottle to see how much they wanted for this and the home page seems to be a by a guy who just collected a bunch of dumb ass things people are trying to sell, My fav was the BRAIN ENLARGEMENT pills! no S***!!
As for the scarring actually shortening the tongue, I had thought of that when I first researched penis lengthening surgery (BEFORE I learned about Penis Enlargement) and learned that the surgical scarring can do the same thing leaving you shorter than you started. that is why on my "off days" I would scrap away the scab to keep it from healing back together. It worked great, I decided to stopfor a while shortly after that last post. I've kept the length I gained, and more interestly, the "extra flaps" left by the cut have almost completely receded leaving the underside of my tongue looking natural.
I AM concerned with that damage warning, where did you get that info? I couldn't come up with anything in my searches.
 
I too worry about complications this natural tongue exercise could cause. Anymore information on this?
 
Wouldn't that mean you can’t move your tongue around as much or is that thing just there to have the tongue in place??

Also wouldn't you have more change of suffocating with that removed?
 
see I have wondered about this as well as even my dentist has commented on how short that skin on the underside of my tounge is. to the point he has even asked if it has ever cause me any speak issues. About the only area is the fact I can't do some sounds like the rolling "R" sound found in the spanish language. at one point I knew a chick I grew up with who got into a car accident and hers ripped. she could stick her tounge out and beyond the tip of her nose and to the pointy part of her chin. and her boy friend loved it... LMAO
 
That's a good point though, it would raise your chance of suffocating? You could swallow your tongue in your sleep or if you get knocked unconscious...
 
Where did you get that skin cut? A doctor, tatoo parlor??
Im also wanting to do this. I tried once to do it myself with a razor. And I sawed for a minute or so but couldnt get through the darn thing. It was almost like a steel cable where it begins. It didnt hurt though so mabey thats a good sign.
 
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