Thoughts on Enzyte Commercial

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Today I was watching TV and up comes an Enzyte commercial with "Bob" the guy with the perpetual smile, yall know Bob right ?

Anyway he's sitting at a desk and a bunch of Japanese guys start asking him questions, are they trying to hint at something? Is there some subliminal messaging to this? On top of that, at the end of the commercial it shows a Asian girl smiling at Bob like she's happy with the stereotypical "Big American Dick" look on her face.

What was funny, RIGHT after that, was another commercial for The Sims: Bustin' out, a new video game. It shows a guy standing around with his shorts off and two hot ass chicks doing the "OHHH big dick!!!" look on the face thing.

I thought it was funny that coincidentally there was two penis-referencing commercials back-to-back. Or IS it a coincidence ... ?! Are humorous dick-referenced commercials actually good for advertising ??
 

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"Are humorous dick-referenced commercials actually good for advertising ??"

Perhaps, but they'll never top good ol' T & A to peddle their bullshit products.

Too many dick-oriented commercials would make guys feel "gay" about buying a company's products.
 
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I think it catches you off guard, grabs your attention, and you remember the product unconsciously when you look at your penis or think of penis' in general, because the association was set in place with humor and the consumer's attention.

Sound feasible?

Isn't that what they call subliminal manipulation advertising?
 

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True, but those commercials all have an element of shame or embarrassment... usually having to do with penis size.

Not just guys watch TV. Perhaps they're letting the younger generations of girls learn how to judge and belittle men.
 
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I hope those companies go bankrupt. ****ing pisses me off dude.

Those advertisers will do anything nowadays to make money.
 

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Its true this advertising big dick gasps shit or whatever the fuck ya wonna call it.
In the UK theirs some Archers drink commercial on with some Blond ass wipe [man] running around tearing his cloths off to save water leaks and rescue cats outta trees...anyway he has his bulge showing thu his undies its easy to see.
I think hes this Australian model I've heard about? either way he looks like a ''I luv myself'' type.
The women luv to see big dicks thru underwear.....but only when it suits them I have noticed.
 

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Man pills really do not work, the only one that does anything is Viagra!
 
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it's pretty obvious the pills don't work

they promote blood flow to the penis and i think that's about it, kind of like an herbal blend of pseudo-viagra - the "30% increase" is probably an illusion of older men who haven't seen a rock hard erection in years because as you get older your blood vessels get tired or less expandable or some shit right?

if there was magic pill that made your dick bigger i think we'd hear about it on the news, and since these pills obviously don't do that and are made from companies that aren't even medical corporations that just have a fake ass doctor backin them up
 

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Getting an erection makes your dick bigger technically.... maybe that's what they mean by taking the pills and getting "bigger".
 
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