crzy,

>SS4, i'm not "dude c" but seriously who gives a flying fuck if DLD is lying about his size or not, thats not what these forums are about.<

I agree, the forums are not about having sex on a plane.

BTW Is anyone a member of the mile high club here? What about the mile high Penis Enlargement club? Anyone ever jelqed at 30,000 feet?

SS4
 
I am, I got a BJ at 30,000 before three times!! From three different Girls!

Supra!!


Its all about the cock!
 
Originally posted by SS4Jelq
BTW Is anyone a member of the mile high club here? What about the mile high Penis Enlargement club? Anyone ever jelqed at 30,000 feet?

SS4

I stretched:D
 
>I am, I got a BJ at 30,000 before three times!! From three different Girls! <

That's what I call first class travel. Wasn't from the stewardess was it? "Sir, the in-flight blowjob will begin shortly, please fasten your seatbelt"

SS4
 
Originally posted by SS4Jelq
>I am, I got a BJ at 30,000 before three times!! From three different Girls! <

That's what I call first class travel. Wasn't from the stewardess was it? "Sir, the in-flight blowjob will begin shortly, please fasten your seatbelt"

SS4


LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

1 was from a stewardness on with my class trip, one was from a 19 year old hottie, and the other was from 17 year old brat!!! And I have to admit, she gave the best head of my life!!! She was all moaning and shit it was great!! All on night time flights of course.

The secret to getting some on the airplane is before you get on. It so easy, you scope out the crowd while your waiting to get on the plain, go sit next to her and flirt your ass off, then she will want to sit next to her, then when you get on try and sit next to her if you can, if not go to the restroom!!!
 
I wouldnt try it now cos of all this terrorist bullshit, I might get shot by some trigger happy guard at the front. LMAO
All I can say is ya'll wouldnt get away with this on the UK flights, they are fussy when ya get up for a piss during flight, nevermind jumping into strangers seats :O probably think ya gunna kill someone LMAO yes those days for me have >>>>>>>> gone .. I might try it oneday on a leniant airline, but DEFF'' not Israel or the UK airlines.....to strict.

cyaz
 
"The secret to getting some on the airplane is before you get on. It so easy, you scope out the crowd while your waiting to get on the plain, go sit next to her and flirt your ass off, then she will want to sit next to her, then when you get on try and sit next to her if you can, if not go to the restroom!!!"


What???
 
Originally posted by Godsize
"The secret to getting some on the airplane is before you get on. It so easy, you scope out the crowd while your waiting to get on the plain, go sit next to her and flirt your ass off, then she will want to sit next to her, then when you get on try and sit next to her if you can, if not go to the restroom!!!"


What???

Ditto
 
Ya it works!!! You got to have my sweet smile! ;)
 
I've never been on an airplane where you could choose where you sit. I usually sit next to old ladies with Alzheimer's who dont shut up.
 
Originally posted by bigbutnottoo
I've never been on an airplane where you could choose where you sit. I usually sit next to old ladies with Alzheimer's who dont shut up.

So..... did you get some?!?!LMAO

LOL, J/K!
 
Originally posted by bigbutnottoo
I've never been on an airplane where you could choose where you sit. I usually sit next to old ladies with Alzheimer's who dont shut up.

No one has ever been on ED or Southwest
 
Umm, I think generally we mean with a partner you get on the plane with, not someone you flirted with and smiled at... (knocking them out with chloroform does not count as flirting BTW).

Check it yo. When the plane is on it's way up, listen for a beep before the 'fasten your seatbelt' signs turn off, and look at the attendants. If they are up and about, it is safe to get up. The sign is still on so that they can do their shit without passengers getting in their way or trying to flirt with them. Make sure your partner knows which toilet you're in, and tell her to wait a minute or two before following you in. On the way out, get your bitch to lean forward holding her stomach, if you are spotted say she was violently sick, can you have some water please, and return to your seats. This be how dat shit goes down, homies (taken from a book, not experience yo)

SS4
 
Damn, this thread got off topic. What was the topic again? Ummm:blahblah:
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Damn, this thread got off topic. What was the topic again? Ummm:blahblah:


LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

The Topic of How Big my Dick!!! And how yours was so small!!!
 
I was reading the whole thing and just realized, this thing is over 1.5 years old. We've sure ressurected one crap of a post.
 
I have been inspired by his work and seen the benefit also. And if Jesus did fake walking on water it would not change a thing in my mind or what Christianity as accomplish over the last 2000 years.
 
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