The wife is scratching her head....

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"The wife is scratching her head...."
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In the past, the wife has stated that I felt "tighter" inside her (because of Penis Enlargement, of course, which she has no clue about). But this morning we were laying in bed - I, with morning wood - when she directly commented on it. She took my veiny, engorged, and enlarged unit in her hand, studied it for a while with a perplexed look and said, "I don't ever remember it looking like this."
I said, "Like what?"
To which she said, "This big!"
I laughed it off & asked if she was feeling okay. She then wanted to know if I was "using one of those pumps or something" (:D). I said, "Hell no!"
But she kept studying it, admiring it...and before long, she was riding it, with her eyes rolled back in her head.
Man, I love Penis Enlargement. :)
 
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Originally posted by ApostleInTriumph
She's smart (the pump comment) :D
How much have you gained?
From 6.12" to 7.25"+ (BPenis EnlargementL)
and 5.2" (midshaft) to almost 6.25" (midshaft, over 6.6" base).
That has seriously increased my noodle's volume (and my wife's pelvic displacement).
 

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Nice job and nice story WaxN, keep up the good work! :)

-ItsElectric
 
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that is the best feeling ever.. ur ego goes waaaaaaaaaaay up..
i mean.. thats when u really know that all ur hard work is well earned..
 
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She must be searchiing through Wax's wardrobes looking for that Austin powers style pump ...... groovy baby :p
 
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Great , keep em confused. if she asks again tell her you found a new use for her vaccum........lol
 
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Wax

You should buy some penis pills and leave them where she can find them. That would really confuse the shit out of her.



Dino
 

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How long have you been at it?


Hell, if you're happy with the whole scenario, I wouldn't say a thing. Let her remained perplexed...and keep getting the day started off right. :)
 
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Tell her you went through "andropause" during your teens and so you are now going through "puberty" :p
 

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Now that is some motivation for ya!
 

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You really should tell her something. Even if it's that you've heard that Kegel exercises improve sex for men and women and you've been doing them. You don't want her checking herself into a mental institute because of your penis.
 

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eh shit keep her guessin lol. just wait til you're about 9 inches with 7 inch girth......haha. that's when she'll just throw in the towel and give up and just ride it without any questions...


if not then she's goin to go crazy :p
 

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"The wife is scratching her head...."
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WaxN;16673 said:
In the past, the wife has stated that I felt "tighter" inside her (because of Penis Enlargement, of course, which she has no clue about). But this morning we were laying in bed - I, with morning wood - when she directly commented on it. She took my veiny, engorged, and enlarged unit in her hand, studied it for a while with a perplexed look and said, "I don't ever remember it looking like this."
I said, "Like what?"
To which she said, "This big!"
I laughed it off & asked if she was feeling okay. She then wanted to know if I was "using one of those pumps or something" (:D). I said, "Hell no!"
But she kept studying it, admiring it...and before long, she was riding it, with her eyes rolled back in her head.
Man, I love Penis Enlargement. :)
This is the reason why it is highly advisable to always hide PE from our girlfriends/wives. One of the best compliments and motivation you can get when it comes to PE is the positive statement from women.
 

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...'positive dread' will always keep her engaged. once you become complacent, she'll begin to mentally seek-out other options
 
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