the top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at work

The Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk are:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk.....

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

lol lol Im loving this man, i like the blood bank one might actually work

lol like hell @ that!!!

What if you get caught masterbating?

*eHydromax, people says that i've got an mouse-arm, so i just tried to prove em wrong...*

i know it sucked,.,.,.,.

I said I was sleeping, WTF!!

lol those are awesome I'm gonna try it next time i get the chance :D

Good stuff, but where's the "the top 10 things to say if you get caught reading MoS forums at work." list?

Dario said:

Good stuff, but where's the "the top 10 things to say if you get caught reading MoS forums at work." list?

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are you a member too?

For those of us who don't give a fuck about who walks in! Just a few of my ideas:

1. Wake me up at quitting time!

2.Why are you disturbing me BITCH, can't you see that I was asleep!

3. Turn the light out on your way out!

4. Tell the other employees, to keep quiet, as it's making it hard for me to fall asleep!

Hmmmm...I always sleep at work:D