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Amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 tsp

Average # of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
According to Kinsey...
White male: 4"
Black male: 4.3"

Average length when erect: 5.1
Another reported...
White males - 6.2" long and 3.7" around
black males - 6.3" long and 3.8" around
According to the Definitive Penis Size Survey...
While males - 6.5"
Asian males - 5.5"

*The average length a guy thinks an erect penis measures: 10"

*What women think: 4"
(*Jane - April 2000)

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Smallest erect penis: 1cm ("micropenis")

*Largest natural penis recorded: 13 inches *(according to the Kinsey Institute)
In medical literature: 14" (Reuben 1969)
Medically verified on record: 13.5" long & 6.25" around (Dickinson)

Largest penis: blue whale - approx. 10 feet long & 1 foot in diameter. The African Bull Elephants come in 2nd place with a 5-6 footer.

Largest Testes: Northern Right Whale: 2,200 pounds. The African Bull Elephant comes in second place again with 4.4 pounders (each). That's about the size of a football.

Largest Testes (human) on record: an african whale scrotum weighed 154 pounds and measured almost 2 feet in diameter. (the ideal testicle should measure about 4cm long and 2cm broad.)

Elephantiasis: a disease caused by the obstruction of lymph vessels due to parasitic filarial worms - can cause gonads to swell to the size of a watermelon.

Polyorchidism: the presence of more than 2 testicles. (Approx. 75 reported cases - most of which had 3 tests and on occasion one born with 4 or even 5 testicles.)

% of men who say they masturbate: 60%

% of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

% of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

Average # of erections a man has per day: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds

Diphallasparatus - a rare disorder (80 reported cases) for those with more than one penis.

Dr. Jorn Ege Siana claims to have surgically extended a penis by a full 14.5cm (5.7") The patient was a 42 year old with an 1.8" penis.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. (There have been 80 similarly documented cases since then.)

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

In 14th century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.

The Caramoja tribe in northern Ugunda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.

The Mambas of New Hebrides wrap their penises in yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.

"The Perfumed Garden" tells of a man who 'remained erect for 30 days without a break' by eating onions.

The "Kama Sutra" claims that eating 'many eggs friend in butter, then immersed in honey', will make the 'member' hard for the whole night.

Sperm can live inside women for up to a week.

When egyptian troops invaded Libya in 13th century BC they took with them as trophies a total of 13,230 penises.

A stone relief in Thebes depicts a band of victors amassing a pile of 3000 phalli before the king.
 
Oh man. Thanks so much DLD. I love knowing useless info!! Although some of it was quite useful. Good stuff!
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Average length when erect: 5.1
Another reported...
White males - 6.2" long and 3.7" around
black males - 6.3" long and 3.8" around

Am I the only one that thinks that girth is pathetic?
 
penguinsfan said:
Am I the only one that thinks that girth is pathetic?

Yeah, I mean what's up with that?

Something doesn't quite add up... ?:(
You get the impression that the measurements were fabricated.
 
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doublelongdaddy said:
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

For the record, the guy that roomed next to me in college used to jackoff daily and save his semen in empty Snapple bottles. He was quite open and proud of this. ?:(
 
Those facts arent all true. I've already surpassed the 2,000 masturbation ejaculates and I'm only 19.

But there are always exceptions
 
Same here Bigd. I've been masturbating almost daily since I was 12.
 
This is for comedy sakes folks:D
 
doublelongdaddy said:
This is for comedy sakes folks:D

Fair enough, but I assure you I'm not bullshitting about the friend from college that bottled his jism and showed it with great pride to everyone he would meet. :O
 
penguinsfan said:
Fair enough, but I assure you I'm not bullshitting about the friend from college that bottled his jism and showed it with great pride to everyone he would meet. :O

*note to self: start to carry a bottle around with me*
 
One guy was being funny and said "Don, that's not what mom meant when she told you to save it until you were married or in love." :D
 
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