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Just a little postive re-enforcement discussion. Post a description of one of your first genuine responses from a girl after you made gains. Here's one of mine:

A got together with a girl and as she was giving me blow job, she kept pulling it out of her mouth and just looking at it with a funny smile on her face. Then she said, "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
 
It is a shame there havent been other posts here. I am sure there are some great/ funny/ generally awesome stories out there.
 
ModestGain;507708 said:
It is a shame there havent been other posts here. I am sure there are some great/ funny/ generally awesome stories out there.


I wish I had a She so I could get involved with the thread:)
 
doublelongdaddy;507729 said:
I wish I had a She so I could get involved with the thread:)

You can. He asked about the reactions you got when you FIRST started gaining. :)
 
savageblue;507810 said:
You can. He asked about the reactions you got when you FIRST started gaining. :)


I have that typed up real nice somewhere, I will find it and repost it. So much time has passed since then.
 
Technically, not a "first time"...but I just LOVE this story:


Re: Girlfriend's "New Size" promises...



I'm trottin' this ol' dog out again because of something that happened this past weekend.
And because of the gains I've made since I started this thread, oh so many months ago. Which is an integral part of the story.

Me and my Ol' Lady live a coupla hundred miles apart so our sex lives take place on the weekends and consist, mostly, of a lot of catching up.
Well; this past weekend she was suffering her monthly injury but was also horny as hell, and after some really good extended foreplay she just couldn't stand it any longer.

I'm gonna take a second to say that she absolutely LOVES suckin' my cock, so much so that she literally comes just from doing that.

Now, I wanna say thanks to all you sons o' bitches who've given me so much fantastic info on this site that I've gained about an inch and a half in length and a full inch or better in girth this past year and my penile health has never, ever been better.
I thank all of you...for both of us (big fukkin' grin).

Anyways, I was enjoying her mouth like a big dog and doing quite the professional job of not launching my load that day. So then she got an idea. A raunchy, sexy, very welcome idea as she grabbed my trusty bottle of jelq lube
(she used to tease me about "tuggin' the pug"..but no more, oh no, no more at all) and rolled over with a fat fukkin' smile.
All she said was, "You be easy!"
She's a sexy li'l latina with fine fat muscular ass and I just freakin' love it. And I was about to again.

I really had no full appreciation of my size gains until I ran into the trouble I ran into just trying to get my head in, I have to give her credit; she didn't let loose, she stayed the course.
And I also have to say that the noises she was makin' only made the problem worse as I swelled even more on my way in. Thank God I lubed her good before tryin !

I finally got about halfway in and was starting to get a little stroke action going, you know; stroke out half an inch, then stroke in three quarters, then out one inch and in two, then...pretty soon yer doin' some decent long strokin' and you slowly work all of your cock deep into her sweet ass.
Well, it was just about then that I also started throbbing, and on each throb she'd let out a yelp that was equal parts pain and lust and fuckin' cheering. And I really didn't need to stroke any longer, because every time I pumped my cock she'd let out this deep gutteral moan from somewhere deep, down inside and this turned me on like a motherfucker.

Pretty soon all I was doing was pumping even more blood into my already engorged cock (I fully appreciate that term now) and she was just moaning and thrashing...and I was growling that shit into her ear that she loves to hear;
"Come on my cock, you sexy bitch"..."i'm gonna fuck you deeeep"....."Are you ready?...are you ready for my whole cock strokin' your sweet ass?"
And instead of saying her usual "Fuck that ass, fuck that ass hard!" She looks over her shoulder, and with an honest to God look of fear on her face she says, "No...no more deeper, you too big...too thick...you fuck my ass up too much" "I can't come...you too big"
All the while with the groaning and wracking, heaving sobs
of lust and pain and suBathmateission. Some of the best noises I ever, ever heard in my entire life.

Well, after that it took about two whole seconds and I let loose with a fuckin' load that made her fuckin' scream like she was fuckin' dyin'.
I swear to God that my orgasm lasted twenty, thirty seconds or more. I filled her to the bursting point. She said later, "Christ, I could taste it!"

Later, after I had regained consciousness, and she'd cleaned up a bit she told me that now, because of my new cock size she was gonna let me slip it up the chute only, like, maybe once a year on my birthday or so.
At which point I reminded her that that would be quite the size leap after an entire year (I got faith!) and she might want to "keep up with me" on a progressive basis.
She just looked kinda scared.

The absolute most gratifying experience I've ever had, sexually. The look on her face, almost panic stricken, and the noises I wrenched outta her and the....well...fear, that the new size of my cock inspired in her was absolutely mind-bending. THIS was the cock I had been striving for all this time ! I think I can die happy now.

So, again, thanks a million DLD, and thanks all you other old timers that gave me the advice to make that possible.
And to any sumbitch out there who pisses and moans that this shit don't work:
BLOW ME !
If you truly believe NPenis Enlargement is useless then just pack yer shit and go away....Me; I'll be livin' all kinds o' large...larger every day.

And luvvin' it !
 
Very pleased to be joining this thread :) !!!!!!! A while ago I started a thread ( how to tell your wife about pe ) and at the time my wife knew I had andro but she was a bit freaked out about it so then we just never really spoke about it . I hadn't got a Bathmate then but was looking at getting one and I think one of my last post on there I said something like I don't know how she won't notice when I get Bathmate . Anyway I've had Bathmate for about a month but only got to use it for a few days then had to take some time off pe but for the last week and a bit I've been pumping at least 20 mins per day and somtimes will do two sets a day or one extra long set up to about 40 mins . I haven't measured but I have definitely seen better flaccid hang and thicker . Thismorning I woke up with the craziest hard on I've had in years , it felt like it was going to explode ! My wife woke up and her hand brushed past my rock hard cock and she was a little surprised . She grabbed it and said oooooooo that feels like its about to burst . I then pulled the blanket back and put her hand around a she seemed a bit shocked and said " um have you been using that thing ( andro ) " and I said maybe I have why first it seem different ? She seemed to get a little giggly and embarrased and said it felt different and then she couldn't stop looking at it ! Man I felt good . She ment and had a shower and I stood at the door stroking my dick and presses down my fat pad to expose all of its new glory . I was so pumped and hard and did some kegals to get even more blood in there . After a couple of minutes she said get in here as soon as I got it in she started to cum ! it was very exiting and a fucking insanely huge ego boost ! Still going to wait a bit to tell her about Bathmate and not going to measure for a while besides that I can see it measuring longer in Bm . Such a good feeling !!!!!!!!
 
Hey man just read this after I posted mine . Fucking great and inspirational story ! I too got a Latina and she doesnt mind a but of cack pipe drilling from time to time and she always says if it was bigger I wouldn't be allowed entry ! We will se about that in a few more months !!!!!
 
Pretty amazing. All these active Penis Enlargement enthusiasts, and hardly anyone has anything to say about the first things they heard.
 
Well, I'd love to contribute, but I never really had an "impressive", so to speak, penis, until about 1 year ago. And even now, I wouldn't call it jaw dropping, but hey, I've never seen it from the girl's point of view :)

All I can say is that, when I first started doing Penis Enlargement, about 6/7 years ago (I'd only do it occasionally, so the results weren't very noticeable nor permanent), my then girlfriend would sometimes say something like "you should do those exercises more often". I wouldn't quite call that an ego boost!
In 2008 we split up, and I hung out a couple of times with a lady 10 years my senior, and she would say that my size was perfect and, most of all, my hardon was amazing (I used to exercise much more often back then, so my EQ was at the top) :) Now this was starting to boost my ego.

A couple of months after that I started dating my current girlfriend and, not only was she in love with my penis from the get go (she let out a mesmerized "wow" the first time she saw my back-then-average boner), she's also the only girl to have truly enjoyed the gains I made from Penis Enlargement.
So now, over 1 inch plus since she first laid hands on my dick, she loves it more than ever and the sex just keeps getting better and better for both of us.

So I never really had a jaw drop reaction, but right now I don't complain. :)
 
hepcat;508186 said:
How much have you gained all together and what are your current stats if you don't mind me asking?

Never been much on measurin'. But right now I'm about 7x6 after starting somewhere around 6x5 or so. Probably a little less at the start just judging by the size now vs. the size then.
I'd say I gained an inch to an inch and a quarter in each dimension.

Wasn't sure if I really wanted a whole lot more-time & energy being in short supply at times-but now that I'm "newly single....again" I might just go for another inch or so. Just to keep my competitive edge.
 
MAXAMEYES;509091 said:
I might just go for another inch or so. Just to keep my competitive edge.


Oh my goodness, MAX training again? What a cool idea:)
 
hepcat;509109 said:
That post was very inspiring to me and thanks for answering my question. I wish I could pick up girls that easy! Also, it gives me a better slant on penis size and goals. I hope things didn't end badly between you and your girl. Now however, you can be the crazy bachelor again. Paint the town white (oops I meant red).:)


Plus Max is going to start again:) This is exciting:)
 
hepcat;509109 said:
That post was very inspiring to me and thanks for answering my question. I wish I could pick up girls that easy! Also, it gives me a better slant on penis size and goals. I hope things didn't end badly between you and your girl. Now however, you can be the crazy bachelor again. Paint the town white (oops I meant red).:)

Thanks for the compliments!
But lemme tell ya, all the wannabe pick-up artists aside there's only one major hurdle to "pickin' up " gals, and that is: Practice. That's actually all there is to it. Practice.

And as you get more practice you'll find more opportunities, with each opportunity comes more practice. With each success comes more confidence and less fear of rejection yet with each rejection (they're inevitable; accept that and you're 90% successful already!) you gain more experience.

And as you learn from each new experience in this whole perplexing, convoluted yet potentially orgasmic game, each encounter will rapidly become, simply, more practice.

Now, as far as me & the Ol' Lady go....I dunno; maybe it's 'cuz I'm outta the house, or maybe I just don't know what, BUT when we do dance the hunka chunka there's a coupla extra rabid ass monkeys in her cage. ANd it seems like it's always feedin' time at the zoo...know wutta mean?

So. continuing the Ol' "zoological innuendo" concept, here's a little heartening news from our dear old friends at the Discovery Channel: For each successful attempt at capturing prey a typical predator experiences an average of 13 failures. And this is life or death, eat or starve shit we're talkin about...not just pussy.

So, if you can get laid on yer twelfth time or less, yer doin' damn good.

Now, remind me to tellya about today when the Ol' Lady noticed that my Grandfather Clock had a little extra time on the Ol pendulum!
 
doublelongdaddy;509106 said:
Oh my goodness, MAX training again? What a cool idea:)

Well, now that I'm single again, there's a coupla old gal pals I'd kinda like to hook back up with an inch r so from now and just see what they might have to say.
 
MAXAMEYES;509193 said:
Well, now that I'm single again, there's a coupla old gal pals I'd kinda like to hook back up with an inch r so from now and just see what they might have to say.


This is very exciting! The MAD MAX comeback!
 
Just a little postive re-enforcement discussion. Post a description of one of your first genuine responses from a girl after you made gains. Here's one of mine:

A got together with a girl and as she was giving me blow job, she kept pulling it out of her mouth and just looking at it with a funny smile on her face. Then she said, "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."

I've gotten more than 30 reactions from women. I've used the bathmate for sex too many times.
 
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