The Cul De Sak and Making your Girl SQUIRT

Well I was at the ex wifes yesterday and HOLY shit!!! She was feeling extra horny/ lonely. She was telling me how her last prospect as a boyfriend / husband came up SHORT!! I'm like what are you talking about? She said the 4 guys that she has been with since me have had tiny little dicks! She was tellling her girlfriends whats the deal with all the "short" guys! I was F-ing floored!!!! I didnt know what to say!!! "She said she has just about givin up on finding a good guy with a big cock" Again I almost flipped but played it REAL COOL like, yeah so. She had no bra on hard nipples poking thru a thin t-shirt. OH MAN!!!!! DROOL DROOL pant pant, "getting a rise in my levis" ..

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I didnt give in to her. Believe it or not 3 avitars/names flashed thru my mind, DLD, penguinsfan and pUNKY's And I just got that inner smile going!!

Guys even though you probably didnt think about it your reply's STUCK in my head. Heck until that moment I didnt know it.

I just wanted to say thanks!!!!

Cheers m8, she sounds real desperate for your cock lol

ctmwm, dude, do what you want, but pussy is pussy...

I would have viewed that as the perfect to plug her lights out on your new huge organ then leave with a smile knowing she's probably gonna be kicking her ass for eternity for letting you get away...

Of course, I don't know the whole story, but refer to my first sentence...

Oh, and Gardenier owes us a much more elaborate squirting story... I can't believe I'm the first one to call him on that

Since you asked for it...

Well my girlfriend and I were just sitting on her couch when we started getting touchy. Before you know her pants are off and I pulling down her panties.

I had never given her oral to make her orgasm only as a warmup. So today I decided I'd go all out for her. I teased her a bit by licking her inner thigh. Teased her some more by slightly brushing over her labia.

Slightly and slowly I began licking her inner labia. Then I'd back off and move to her thigh again. Soon after I decided I'd stimulate her G-Spot. I inserted my fingers, but only partially then pulled them out.

I could tell when I did hit her G because she would jerk back a little with that "damn it's great but intense look". I rubbed her G in little circles while I licked her clitoris.

With my free hand I caressed her breasts. I went at it for a while when I felt and heard her starting to breath heavier. She started getting REALLY into it and almost to the point of hollering.

Then she came. Her lower body began trembling slightly, but with my fingers still inside rubbing her I felt her vagina clamping and releasing around them. Then 'splash' I got squirted.

Even though I knew about female ejaculation I instantly thought she pissed on me. After I examined the fluid I noticed it was slightly white. Kind of like Alka-Seltzer white. Some got on her couch and when it dried it was flaky and could brush off.

There now you know!

Originally posted by ctmwm
Well I was at the ex wifes yesterday and HOLY shit!!! She was feeling extra horny/ lonely. She was telling me how her last prospect as a boyfriend / husband came up SHORT!! I'm like what are you talking about? She said the 4 guys that she has been with since me have had tiny little dicks! She was tellling her girlfriends whats the deal with all the "short" guys! I was F-ing floored!!!! I didnt know what to say!!! "She said she has just about givin up on finding a good guy with a big cock" Again I almost flipped but played it REAL COOL like, yeah so. She had no bra on hard nipples poking thru a thin t-shirt. OH MAN!!!!! DROOL DROOL pant pant, "getting a rise in my levis" ..

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Nice! Way to get her thinking about what she lost. :cool:

Originally posted by RB2
ctmwm, dude, do what you want, but pussy is pussy...

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No, not in this situation. It always carrys some kind of price and in situations like these there is some baggage to consider.

What you've got to do is holdout to really hear her agonize about the sex she's missing. At the very least, wait until she literally drops to her knees and begs. At that point, casually shrug and say something like "Well, we had a good thing going at one time, but things happen, don't they?" and excuse yourself. Eventually, you might get to a point where you feel you must give in for your own satisfaction, but satisfy the ego first. Consider all the relationships of the world. It's not that often that a man his this much power over the sexuality of the relationship. More often than not, it's the man that endures hours at the shopping mall, only to keep her happy, with the hope that "the mood" will strike. Maybe this has never been your relationship, but you understand that this is quite common, so enjoy basking in the power.

Originally posted by penguinsfan
No, not in this situation. It always carrys some kind of price and in situations like these there is some baggage to consider.

What you've got to do is holdout to really hear her agonize about the sex she's missing. At the very least, wait until she literally drops to her knees and begs. At that point, casually shrug and say something like "Well, we had a good thing going at one time, but things happen, don't they?" and excuse yourself.

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I love it! I will hold out for....... ever? I'm sure something bad would come of it. But the next time I get a chance maybe I wear something that I can give her a good "basket" shot and flaunt my new cock and balls!!! Oh ya gotta love it SWEET revenge. And to top it off my alimoney is up in 30 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOO Man am I gonna get drunk that night!!!!

Originally posted by ctmwm
And to top it off my alimoney is up in 30 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow, you mean like permanently? I guess I'm not very familiar with divorce, but I assumed one typically pays alimony till death does him part.

Hey, I don't know what you think of this idea, but you can try it if you'd like. When you're having a serious conversation and sex comes up, tell her you've kind of been seeing someone new lately and you've been getting complaints that it's too big. LOL Be sure to keep your gameface and don't break character. If she makes any kind of aggressive move (as this will get her thinking about how she misses your cock) be strong-willed and back-off, saying that it probably would not be in the best interests of the two of you. Get in your car and, when you're out of sight, laugh your ass off, thinking about the looks of disappointment and longing you got from her. Stop and have a cold beer and laugh some more about it.

your one evil bastard penguin, i fuckin love it

You guys are crazy...I love it. When you flip the script and make her wait things get really interesting. I love making Jen beg for a snack.

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
You guys are crazy...I love it. When you flip the script and make her wait things get really interesting. I love making Jen beg for a snack.

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From the sounds of things, it seems like you usually come through with the snack, and that's cool. Seems like an anticipation thing that is kind of a type of foreplay.

I'm against using sex as a serious bargaining chip in a committed relationship, as it should be a part of the relationship by default, rather than handed out like a dog treat. However, in the case of ctmwm, the relationship is over and, while I don't know all the details, I sense that he has suffered some disappointment and hurt. In the case of an ex, it is perfectly acceptable to use it as an outright weapon.

Originally posted by penguinsfan
However, in the case of ctmwm, the relationship is over and, while I don't know all the details, I sense that he has suffered some disappointment and hurt. In the case of an ex, it is perfectly acceptable to use it as an outright weapon.

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SO F--ing true it is a weapon!! "When you're having a serious conversation and sex comes up, tell her you've kind of been seeing someone new lately and you've been getting complaints that it's too big. LOL Be sure to keep your gameface and don't break character" - OH YEAH MAN!!! Thats perfect!!!!


Oh the details are long and gruesome! Ex-best friend & Ex wife doing the nasty while I was working 2 jobs to keep her fed and a roof over her head! AFTER I confided in my Ex- Best Friend about the problems of her cheating 3 weeks before with someone else!! And he decieded it was worth getting some himself. But whats best about it is the ex-best friend's wife is related to my Ex wife. Families are very close and the whole deal. His wife would kill him a 1000 times over if she ever knew. I never told anybody but her father he is the only one I gave a shit about. So I still have a "ACE in the hole" if I feel like ruining his life I can at the drop of a hat. His wife is way cool. But so far I'm not going to do anything YET....

Yeah I have been paying her EVERY WEEK for the past 4 years!! At least I'll be able to breath alittle easier now. Come on Oct 12th!! The child support still goes on but, That is something I do willingly. If the $$ goes to the children.

Originally posted by penguinsfan
From the sounds of things, it seems like you usually come through with the snack, and that's cool. Seems like an anticipation thing that is kind of a type of foreplay.

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when he makes me wait and teases me i must squirt 2 gallons when we finally do it. your are so right about anticipation. daddy has so much control and i am always in need.

xoxo jen

ctmwm, man I feel bad for you, as you have suffered an awful experience. I had a college roommate that went through something very similar a couple years ago.

Originally posted by SexyJen
when he makes me wait and teases me i must squirt 2 gallons when we finally do it. your are so right about anticipation. daddy has so much control and i am always in need.

xoxo jen

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I got the impression that it is healthy part of your relationship. Enjoy.

when he makes me wait and teases me i must squirt 2 gallons when we finally do it. your are so right about anticipation. daddy has so much control and i am always in need.

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by sexyjen


Carnt wait till im bigger and can make a girl squirt better.

Originally posted by pUNKY
by sexyjen


Carnt wait till im bigger and can make a girl squirt better.

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Happen yet?

Reading this thread makes me wonder if it's even worth having sex if you CAN'T make your girl squirt. Sorry to be such a drip, but I can't help feeling a little inferior.

Miss a few days and a good thread pops up!

I just have one suggestion.

>>Baby changing pads<<

My wife is a big time squirter. This is the only way we found that can keep the bed dry and let her gush all she wants.

These pads are about the size of a towel, but they are soft on one side and have a waterproof back. We usually put a couple of towels on top of it just to be safe.

Happen yet?

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By DLD

The squirting part... no:s BUT the getting bigger part yes. But then again i wanna practise having multiple orgasms and still staying erect before i try to make a girl scream in pleasure