The correct way of eating pussy

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They say if you can dance correctly you can get a bird. However now that you have got her.
"What are you going to do to impress her"
I will what you should do, Eat her pussy. You but I do eat her pussy. Yes but do you eat it the correct way? It's no good just going down on her. You have to tease her first, place your finger into her pussy, gently tickle her clit with the middle finger of the right hand, then with the left hand place the middle finger into the crack of her arse and gently rub up and down the crack. Then when she gets hot and starts painting then and only then, stick your tounge. into the pussy and commence to lick and suck the clit. When she starts to pant, stick the middle finger up her anus and gently but firmly push the finger right up her dirt box.

Now continue licking and sucking at the clit, then just as she is about to cum stick your tong right into the cavity and lick up and down with your tounge.
 
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Big Boss Man said:
then with the left hand place the middle finger into the crack of her arse and gently rub up and down the crack.
Woah there cowboy! Hold those horses! Lets not be doing this on a first date now y'all hear? :s

Best way to pleasure a womans pussy is to ask her what shes likes, explore her while getting her to give you feedback on what feels good, and reassure how how beautiful she is, how nice she looks and smells down there etc. Then practice :) By the tenth time, it should be like baking a cake, you'll know where to hit, for how long and how to read the signals to change speed etc.

Just my 2 cents :)
 
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levista said:
Woah there cowboy! Hold those horses! Lets not be doing this on a first date now y'all hear? :s

Best way to pleasure a womans pussy is to ask her what shes likes, explore her while getting her to give you feedback on what feels good, and reassure how how beautiful she is, how nice she looks and smells down there etc. Then practice :) By the tenth time, it should be like baking a cake, you'll know where to hit, for how long and how to read the signals to change speed etc.

Just my 2 cents :)
lol str8 up!
 
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No shit, I'm not going near it with my mouth until a few months later. If youre gonna "go down" on a girl first time you bag it, you better use a dental dam or some plastic wrap over that shit. Unless you dont mind taking the chance of contracting something orally...mmm...herpies.
 
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Actually, guy's when you do go down follow the the advise of Big Man Boss and you will not go wrong, They will keep cumming back for more. Give it a licken and they will keep on Ticken
 
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Well listen to this......

I have went down on my girl twice and the next day i would have this big ass fever blister pop up.....i tild her and she said it was probably just from stress.....and i haven't had one since.
 
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That's what I'm thinking... I don't believe you have anything to worry about. But im no expert.
 
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My wife loves it when I rub her clit with the head of my dick...she likes for me to get her off that way every now and then...I take my dick and rub it back and forth across her clit really fast. It turns her on so much she's pops in just a couple minutes. She also likes the lick and stroke. I'll pull her to the edge of the bed, eat her out for a while, then put my dick in and stroke her a few times, then pull out and lick her, then stroke her, then lick her, back and forth til she cums. Then there is the lick and poke. I take our trusty little rubber buddy, and fuck her with it for a while, then, keeping it in her, go down on her clit with my tongue and use my chin to work the dildo in her. I also do the Triple Her Pleasure on her. I put the dildo in her pussy and then play with her clit with my finger while rubbing her ass with my dick. She won't let me put my dick inside her ass completely, but I kind of wiggle the head of it in there...just enough to feel good for her without hurting her. She'll have a huge orgasm from that, with me fingering her clit, goosing her ass with my dick and fucking her with the dildo all at the same time!

I have alot of tricks in my bag! "How to eat pussy?" That's Sex 101, dude!
 
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kong1971 said:
My wife loves it when I rub her clit with the head of my dick...she likes for me to get her off that way every now and then...I take my dick and rub it back and forth across her clit really fast. It turns her on so much she's pops in just a couple minutes. She also likes the lick and stroke. I'll pull her to the edge of the bed, eat her out for a while, then put my dick in and stroke her a few times, then pull out and lick her, then stroke her, then lick her, back and forth til she cums.
I have done both of those before, drives em nuts. You know your stuff. I could really learn a lot from you please post more tricks.
 
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Getting oral herpes on the mouth isn't something i'm worried about, especially considering that 75% of people have it( i probably do too, although i only remeber having one fever blister in all of my life). What i am afraid of is getting gonorrhea in the throat...brrrrrr.
 
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I'll be the first to admit that I love to eat pussy, I agree that jumping right in and dining on a piece of fur pie isn't a good idea until you're certain she's clean. If it's true that 75% have oral herpes, than I'll count myself lucky that I'm in the 25% that doesn't have them, as I've never had a cold sore, fever blister, or anything of that nature... And I intend to keep it that way.

And BBathmate, no offense but I don't really think your advice is the best to be taken to heart....jumping right into sticking your finger up their ass is liable to scare more chicks away rather than create return customers.
 
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oopapercutoo said:
And BBathmate, no offense but I don't really think your advice is the best to be taken to heart....jumping right into sticking your finger up their ass is liable to scare more chicks away rather than create return customers.
Yea, I thought this thread would be able how to eat the pussy, the only tip he gave was to stick your finger up their aass while you're doing it, which isn't such a hot idea with a lot of girls.
 
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kong1971 said:
My wife loves it when I rub her clit with the head of my dick...she likes for me to get her off that way every now and then...I take my dick and rub it back and forth across her clit really fast. It turns her on so much she's pops in just a couple minutes. She also likes the lick and stroke. I'll pull her to the edge of the bed, eat her out for a while, then put my dick in and stroke her a few times, then pull out and lick her, then stroke her, then lick her, back and forth til she cums. Then there is the lick and poke. I take our trusty little rubber buddy, and fuck her with it for a while, then, keeping it in her, go down on her clit with my tongue and use my chin to work the dildo in her. I also do the Triple Her Pleasure on her. I put the dildo in her pussy and then play with her clit with my finger while rubbing her ass with my dick. She won't let me put my dick inside her ass completely, but I kind of wiggle the head of it in there...just enough to feel good for her without hurting her. She'll have a huge orgasm from that, with me fingering her clit, goosing her ass with my dick and fucking her with the dildo all at the same time!

I have alot of tricks in my bag! "How to eat pussy?" That's Sex 101, dude!
listen to this man...
 
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ladylove said:
listen to this man...
i am...kong & pupper are vets in my opinion...they been in the game for a while and them being married and keeping their sex life just as exciting as a single person is a accomplishment in itself...i'm only 27...i've had a lot of sexual experiences with 30 or so partners with only 3 serious relationships...i've learned more in the 3 relationships about pleasing a woman than the other 30 girls i slept with...i have to tell you i can't wait to see my girl so i can try some of these things on her...the triple her pleasure sounds right up my alley :)
 

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