The art of club dancing...

Hello gents, I'm in need of some assistance from some of you internet savvy gurus out there. I'm trying to locate a website with videoclips of some good dance moves to use in clubs...I'm trying to get over my social anxiety, and I figured a good way to do so would be to start going to more clubs, but there's just one catch--I don't know any dance moves. Don't get me wrong, I have great rhytHydromax, I just don't have any moves for which to apply my rhytHydromax...

If someone out there knows of a site with video clips of dance moves, please post the URL, I would very much appreciate it.
 
I do not have any links, but a suggestion. Ask chicks at the club to teach you. Back in the day (I am 45) I did this and you would not believe how much pussy I would get!!!!!

It is a win, win, win deal. You deal with social anxiety, learn to dance, and get laid! SSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT! :dance:
 
You don't need moves, just move your body to the music. Anyway, when your pissed you don't care how you dance, you should see me dance, I'm fucking terrible but girls don't care especially when you're the only one in the club dancing lol.
 
:D Holy crap i d'loaded that C-Walk thing and that was wild, i have no idea how they do that. I can see how skills like that would get you laid every time :)

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Sapphire

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heh C-Walking isn't actually that hard to be honest. I couldn't find the version i was looking for so i had to post that which is a moddified version of it (why it looks real hard :p).
 
In my part of the world, dancing like that would get me sex from the girls and severe kickings from the fellas...
 

bigdick

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The C-walk is a joke thats some of the funniest shit i seen rofl ..how much space would you need to pull that sucker off without tripping over everyone
 
Brock Landers said:
The C-walk is a joke thats some of the funniest shit i seen rofl ..how much space would you need to pull that sucker off without tripping over everyone
Im not a fan of that dance either. Kids do it at da clubs and step on everyones feet most of em don't do it right either. It's a dance that has become very commercial. I remember when I was younger doin it and people were like what the hell are you doing. In da last few years now everyone does it.
 
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stillwantmore

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There's an art to it?? Since when does it take skill to grab a girls hips and grind on her?? ;)
 
Yeah, No one does it right sept WC....
 

Girthius

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Most clubs I go to, are packed out, so there is no room for big routines to dazel the women with! Besides, most of the women I have seen at these clubs, are pilled up or drunk or both, and the guys are the same, so you can imagine what happens if you spin around and accidently hit someone or knock them down!! All hell breaks loose!The women that frequent these clubs, could care less if you were the greatest dancer ever, as they are more into the music and dancing on their own, due to their indulgence in E on the night. The type of clubs I have experienced this at, are: Trance, Hard House, Progressive Breaks & Progressive Trance, Old Skool, New Skool, Drum n Bass.
 
girthius said:
Most clubs I go to, are packed out, so there is no room for big routines to dazel the women with! Besides, most of the women I have seen at these clubs, are pilled up or drunk or both, and the guys are the same, so you can imagine what happens if you spin around and accidently hit someone or knock them down!! All hell breaks loose!The women that frequent these clubs, could care less if you were the greatest dancer ever, as they are more into the music and dancing on their own, due to their indulgence in E on the night. The type of clubs I have experienced this at, are: Trance, Hard House, Progressive Breaks & Progressive Trance, Old Skool, New Skool, Drum n Bass.
You must be frum europe where a club is just a mini rave. Over here a club plays hip-hop and muzik like dat. You gotta go to a rave to hear the electronic muzik and I agree everyone is too concerned about dancin by themselves.

Well there isn't really an art to it but there are certain things you do that will set you apart from the rest. Its like sex, there is more to it than just humping in and out. You can do that yes but there are things that will make it better.
 

crazyed27

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If you want to learn some moves just watch music viedos, and try to pick up on the moves made there. Of course pick up on the ones you think are YOU, the ones you like.

then all you gotta do is dance in front of the mirror, and practice those moves and come up with some of your own as well, listen to the music that they would most likely play at the club your going to. After you got some of the moves down your ready to test the water !

Fuck it go out on the floor without a girl, go by yourself, and dance you fucking ass off for a song or two, keep your eyes open for some hotties checking you out, be aware of your surroundings. Or if you see a girl you like on the floor approach her from the front and smirk at her, not a huge cheese, but rather a sneaky grin, and if she smiles back reach your hand out towards hers and start getting closer to her, when you get into range where you can hear each other talk ask her name and introduce yourself dance some more with her and if you find the two of you grinding the shit outta each other start to talk to her some, after you've danced awhile and you think she is digging you and you are digging her ask her to the bar to talk. Then get the girls number. this won't work all the time but it does work a lot of the time. From my experience it works way better than sneaking up behind a chick and pressing you big ass cock against her ass, though that has worked for me too, especially after pumping before i hit the club, and I was wearing a cock ring. The girl after about 10 mins of conversation could'nt help but reach a hand down there and grab my shit, her eye balls bugged out when she grabbed it. 2 days later, i was getting some head from this chick.

Really it is all about the numbers, if one girl turns you down, keep on going, somebody WILL respond in a good way!
 

Shithead

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at the clubs with dance floors that i go to, if you tried to do any "move" no matter how skilled it was, people would probably laugh coz your trying too hard.

i can't dance, and not only do i hate the music at clubs but i also hate the music at clubs.

i'm much more comfortable in a circle/skank/mosh pit, in there i can definatly feel and move to the music. i also find chicks i'm much more interested in, and its shit load funner rockin out with a chick in a circle pit.
 

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