Sooo, how many Escort Services are in YOUR CITY??

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I had never thought to look before, but did this morning out of curiosity. There, listed under Escort Services in the Yellow Pages (yes really) there's a FULL PAGE of Escort Services...and then another partial page. I was suprised to find so many. I had heard stories from other sources who supposedly knew about these services that they usually only exist for so long before being shut down basically as 'legal prostitution rings'.

So, I counted and the grand total was 137! Oh, and it would have been 138, but one of those was a "Dominatrix" service so, I dont know if that really qualifies.
 
There's a whole fucking magazine that gets published weekly full of escorts of all types in Miami. They are free to take in the adult video stores so I picked one up once to see what was out there. Man, any crazy ass nasty fetish you can imagine was available. The magazine was about 30 pages long with at least 9 ads on each side of each page for a total of about 540. And they listed a website where they said even more listing were available.

Seems to be a popular industry. You still thinking of getting into it, Still?
 
Originally posted by stillwantmore
I had never thought to look before, but did this morning out of curiosity. There, listed under Escort Services in the Yellow Pages (yes really) there's a FULL PAGE of Escort Services...and then another partial page. I was suprised to find so many. I had heard stories from other sources who supposedly knew about these services that they usually only exist for so long before being shut down basically as 'legal prostitution rings'.

So, I counted and the grand total was 137! Oh, and it would have been 138, but one of those was a "Dominatrix" service so, I dont know if that really qualifies.

Aren't you in TN Still? http://www.memphiswebgirls.com
 
Originally posted by stevie31
There's a whole fucking magazine that gets published weekly full of escorts of all types in Miami. They are free to take in the adult video stores so I picked one up once to see what was out there. Man, any crazy ass nasty fetish you can imagine was available. The magazine was about 30 pages long with at least 9 ads on each side of each page for a total of about 540. And they listed a website where they said even more listing were available.

Seems to be a popular industry. You still thinking of getting into it, Still?

I think I now know the reason why my younger cousin is so stuck on going to Miami.
 
stillwantmore, I take it your planning a trip to the city with the most escorts. Wanna prove to them that bigger is better. Mine has only 18. Ruled Out................LOL
 
dont wonna sound a prick here but what are escorts exactly??? they have them in the UK but I dunno exactly what they do..are they posh Prostitutes or summut???? if so I am in :) am gunna tair their cunts apart.
 
Well, according to my ex-g/f Red. There are two types of escorts (female), "full service" and "non full service" (dunno if I believe that some of them are strictly one way or the other though). Full service girls do whatever you want...wine, dine, go out on the town to your ritzy dinner parties with you and then blow you in the back seat of your company limo and take it up the ass later in the hotel room. The non full service girls SUPPOSEDLY only do non sexual stuff. Hang out with you at dinner or your place...massages (non sexual of course) or private nude dancing. I think they'll all fuck you for the right amount of $$ ...some are just more expensive than others. So, what is an "escort"? Basically a more expensive...and probably "safer" version of a prostitute.
 
;) am in....we have TONS in the UK.
Am gunna phone some up this weekened and splatter their ass with milk chocolate :blush:
 
There are a ton in my area too(southeastern VA). I didnt count, but there were around 100 or so.
 
Check the web for escort reviewing services. These are pay membership sites where users of escort services report their experiences. They'll have reviews of the girls, their looks, their practices, their prices, etc. Of course since these are "user" reviews, they can lie for their own reasons -- either giving a false bad or false good review.
 
Originally posted by bobbdobbs
Check the web for escort reviewing services. These are pay membership sites where users of escort services report their experiences. They'll have reviews of the girls, their looks, their practices, their prices, etc. Of course since these are "user" reviews, they can lie for their own reasons -- either giving a false bad or false good review.

I have seen these before. I cant say I would ever use an escort,but if I were I would definitely check those out. Its a good way to know exactly what you can get out of it. It also helps to know the lingo and abbreviations.
 
I had one Escort at the weekend.
Cost me £150 for 1h 30m but it was money WELL SPenis EnlargementNT I think.
She was a SEXY and I mean SEXY tanned brunnette...just how I like them.
Just about 5.2ft.
Anyway she came to myn via an escort....and he than left and it was her and me.
She went over the rules and shit like that ...i.e. she wasnt into bondage <:( and condoms must be worn :O
Anyways I started off with a massage....than it went to the bathroom for a shower,....I kept my cock hidden all the time so to shock this posh whore.
Anyways got into the shower and unveiled the anaconda...she looked quite happy and keen to handle it.
She knew what she was doing anyway......I was horny as fuck at this point and grabbed her and tore her thong off she was abit took back by this....anyway I was about to penatrate her when she waved the johnny infront of me.
I said put it on...I aint messing about with them.
So she put this....*ahem* small average condom size around my dick...I mean it must have been a task for her.
My cock was bulging.
Anyways we got it on and had sex in the shower.
It was great, I had her in every room in the house and every position, gave her foreplay, massaged her even,,,,jeex I did it all.
To top it all off she let me cum all over her chest RAAAOOAOAARRRRRR
It was a great session.....she said I was a Huge guy and that how the hell were you so thick...I said I didnt know.
She was pro'' the whole time....never acting like a slut...but I sensed she was into it....INTO IT if ya know what I mean.
She smiled and left me her card....kissed me and said ring me another time Horse'ee.
I felt like a teenage stud again.....WOW.
Okay shes paid to make me happy but I did it to please a women again...I mean theirs just sluts in town and having sex with a babe like this, acting very much all pro and decent I think I made her day too.

I advise all of you that aint married or got a lass to go thru the Phone book for an escort,
find a good one.
Look on the net about the company and read reviews.

Its a GREAT night out with a women instead of in da club with tha hoes.
 
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