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I know its been thought of before,but i actually did it for myself tonight. Actually a thread that a new female poster wrote on here inspired me to do it.I wrapped a loose leaf sheet of paper around a ruler so that the numbers were covered up,and then i had my girl mark down on the sheet of paper what she would consider small-average-and big when it comes to length . I was a lil surprised when i measured her markings. I think alot of members should perform this on a couple of females they know.Any way heres what her results were

small-2.5 inches in length


average-4.5 inches in length


big--6.5 inches in length

For some reason without the numbers being shown,and just looking at the markings on paper her average and big score looked kinda long.The funny thing about it all is that i kinda feel like the other chicks that i run this test on will result the same way.


A lil pick me up after the male bashing thread that sister posted

Give it a shot and post ur results here
 
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Pure genius! I get so tired of hearing all these unrealistic measurements thrown around. Girls saying 8" is average. 10" is big. Every single one of my buddies has claimed at some time or another to be 8" to 10" long. I guess we should all laugh and say "Yeah, right" when we hear that stuff. The truth is, it's only as big as we THINK it is!
 
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This is copied from an old thread . . .


nobody seems to deny that there are some naturally big dicks out there, it seems that the more trenchant question is how many, and is this number statistically so likely that a lot of chicks are going to have slept with guys with way bigger dicks than me?

based on all the things i've read on here in the last few days, i would be highly skeptical of there being more than say 0.5% share of nine inch penises in any group of 100 males, and i'll say of mixed ethnicity but i feel that would hold true for any combination, nearly all black included, but i would rather this exclude that variable for the moment. i feel 0.5% is actually very generous and that in reality the percentage is probably lower.

at 0.5% there should be one guy in a group two hundred with a 9+ unit. first of all, in all my life, whether it be flacid observation in locker rooms or viewing pornography where you would think this size would be fairly common, it is not. i have seen one in real life that i thought may be near that size, but i was quite young and probably had some of the shock effect described by DLD as i was not fully mature at the time. even in porno a full-fledged 9 incher is hard to come by, the very top guys in the "big dick" market boast a size somewhere around there.

now, if we have about 1 out of every 200 hundred guys running around with that kind of size, that means that in a city of say 100,000 . . . there should be about 500 dudes with that kind of size. even at this generous estimate, that's not a whole lot of guys, but it doesn't seem likely, because when you blow the numbers up to national or sometimes even regional proportions you're talking about hundreds of thousands of guys with a size potentially comparable to john holmes, and i think most would agree that a lot of these guys aren't just walking around. the very fact that the john holmes' and lexington steeles' of the world are mentionable is due to their extreme rarity.

that being said, all these women that have stories of guys with 9+, which seems to be the magic number for both men and women to razzle and dazzle with, i don't but it. first off, the argument that women can't measure can go on all day, best just to forget about it. now, say a girl is very sexually active, has sex with 20 guys by the age of 20. at 0.5% dudes having 9+ inches the odds that she encountered one are 0.1%, or one in a thousand! in our city of 100,000, theres 99,500 penises smaller than that walking around. when you play around with this number the odds against "the world full of big dicks" theory unravels even further. even if she sleeps with 60 guys, we're down to what, about like one in 300 or something, pretty much less than that. dude, pay me a million dollars to do something dangerous where there is only a 1 in 300 chance that i will die and you'd better believe i'll be all over that a dozen times or so before i even break a sweat.

it's a bell curve, plain and simple. the big guys, they're out there, all told over the US there has to be maybe hundreds of thousands of hugely hung guys. but there are millions on top of millions of far more normal guys. all these women that claim to have had penises that size are making it up or sorely mistaken, even of they're a woman who seeks that kind of thing out, the percentage that would actually be successful, let alone find more than one should be very very small. and man, if she's only been with five guys or less, she's about as likely to have a third arm or something. i would say the same goes proportionally for eight inches and such.

throw 8+ inches in the mix at an exceedingly generous mix of 2%. it's still a very small number of guys realative to the sample even a very promiscous women might sleep with. as DLD has quoted several times, only one survey has been conducted where there is no chance to cheat, and it scores pretty much right down the middle in the six inch range. i'd say common sense says to take that as accurate, if she swears up and down that she's had a 9 incher, you might want to hang onto that chick because she may win the lottery as well, but watch out during lightning storms. obviously she is prone to freak happenings.

*if you are dating a girl that says she has, and you disagree with what i've just said, please don't come after me, i'm not calling your girl a liar for kicks, i'm just calling it how i see it. there are other factors as well, ideas about bigger guys getting laid more and such, but the with the model i made up even some substansive factors don't eliminate the indication that it is extremely rare for any woman to experience a penis that size.
 
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Not exactly the blank ruler test, but we were moving office equipment at work one time, measuring where we could place desks, bookshelves, etc., and one of the women I work with had a measuring tape. She let out about six inches of the measuring tape and was shaking it up and down, and she and was amazed how big that was. She made the comment that she didn't think six inches was that long.
 
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Most of this stuff...as I've said a few times before, is the fault of not the women, but MEN. Lots of guys with security issues like to "brag" to women about how big their penis supposedly is, especially nowadays with the internet, chat rooms, webcams, picture trading (first thing most people ask for in a chat is a PIC), etc. Women get told a guys penis is 7 or 8 or 9 inches ("yea, not bad for 9 inches Hydromaxmm baby?") and a lot of times they believe it, and file away that size for future reference. When they come across another penis that is a little bigger or smaller they base the size of that one on the last guy, "mr 9 inches".
 
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Yeah i agree SWM, its definately our fault if you like for them thinking a 6 incher is a 10 incher, they think this becuase of us, its what the 6 inchers tell em!
But they are stupid for not knowing there measurements, stupid women :D
 
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Great test nystrongstroke2. I might do this with female friends sometime, I'm not one for doing it with girlfriends, any man who wants to talk previous lovers penis size with their girl is just asking for hurt imho.
 
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I did this once in a restaurant. I stacked a salt and a pepper shaker on top of each other and was asking what she would think of one that size. She said it looked "pretty big" when in actuality it was only about 6 in long and maybe 4.75 to 5 inches around. She thought the one salt shaker looked like an okay size; "maybe an inch longer would be good".
 
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If you add it the fat pat the numbers could start to match up with measured averages.

Small:
2.5 in -probably more common on heavy guys who loose length to the pad and maybe less inclined to stay fit cuz depressed about their real size.
2.5= ~4-4.5 bp Look at Bob's video thread.


Average:
I don't know, maybe the average guy has about an inch of fat pad
4.5=~5.5 bp which is about the measured average

Big:
Maybe about average fat on these guys or a little less, making them look big.
6.5=~7.0-7.5 bp.

I can believe this. Most of the guys in porn that I have seen are 7-7.5. Most studies put average between 5-6. If I remember correctly, 2.5 bp is extremely rare in the studies, so we really are probably dealing with a lot of fat pad in those cases.
 
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A few years ago I let my girl friend watch me measure out a little over 7 inches bp with the ruller on top, just so that if she talked with her friends she could say he is more than 7 inches.

I had a couple inches of fat pad and I didn't want her peeps hearing I was small. She just saw about 5 inches otherwise.

Now that I am older, who fucking cares what they think. I am more OK with myself now.
 
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Wow...I just did this test on myself, and I can't believe it! My "4 inch" mark was actually at 3.25"(!) and my "10 inch" mark (my goal) was only at 7.5". This is coming from someone who is very familiar with a ruler and measures himself nearly every day!

My "8.5 inch" (my current size) mark was at 6.25", which may explain why I don't see myself as anything more than average.
 

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I'm going to a dance club with a ruler, wraped up in paper and ask the ladies in there this same question...Wondr if I'll get slapped??? I gotta try it! It would be fun as fuck!
 
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crazyed27 said:
I'm going to a dance club with a ruler, wraped up in paper and ask the ladies in there this same question...Wondr if I'll get slapped??? I gotta try it! It would be fun as fuck!
lmao

that was great :D
 

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Hah! This is awesome! I marked what I thought my size was and it turned out to be 6.5" after measuring. My 8.5" guess (my goal) however, was right on.

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My Ex swore to me that her Ex was 13 inches long flacid!!! for crying out loud didnt she know that i knew that couldnt be true. That would be the world record penis there lol.
 

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This also goes to prove three things.....

#1 We [men] are far too obsessed with our dicks
#2 Woman aint a clue how to guess mesurements FULL STOP
#3 When we guess other guys sizes its a WASTE OF TIME, as many have been shocked how there blank ruler test came out, so we are PROBABLY guessing wrong when we say ''how big is lex'' etc etc.
 

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erm1981 said:
My Ex swore to me that her Ex was 13 inches long flacid!!! for crying out loud didnt she know that i knew that couldnt be true. That would be the world record penis there lol.

Yeah when it got hard it was like 18 inches right!!!??? There are some andacondas down there in the north west section of SC erm...I know I eas one of them lol
 

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