Signs You've Had Enough Time Online:

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"Signs You've Had Enough Time Online:"
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Signs You've Had Enough Time Online:

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

3) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4) You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, "What's for dinner?"

5) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

6) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

7) You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. It now sells for half the price you paid.

8) Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.

9) You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

10) You have already received these very jokes via email (possibly several times)!

11) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you have not spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
 

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