She came ill prepared for what I had in store

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I received the following e-mail from some woman I never met. I know she is 20 years old. I want to share with you what I recieved. Hopefully you will find some amusement from it, I know I did.

here is what she sent me:
Tell you Right now NO WONDER YOU ARE SINGLE!!!!

Have a great life! With no one!

my response:

your quote"
Occupation: Brighting up the days of anyone and everyone that comes into contact with me! :eek:)"
What a hypocrite you have proven yourself to be. I am welcome to my own beliefs,and opinions.Just as you are to yours. however I don't send you an e-mail because I don't agree with something on your website, or profile. Also even if I was so moved to write you an e-mail, I wouldn't make assine assumptions of where your life is, or going. I would simply state my opinion, but logically back it up with statements that I believe to be correct that would only serve to strengthen my position. I agree inner beauty is important, and is what matters most.There is nothing wrong with wanting to also be attracted physically to someone as well. I particularly have a fondness for women I am attracted to, go figure. I work out everyday, and martial arts. Just like an a recovered alchoholic should never be with an alchoholic. The same goes for people who wish to pursue a particular way of life.. I need someone who supports my belief in fitness, and being with someone who is not fit, and fat is not fit, no matter what you say, Will only be detrimental for both. Having said that let me just say this in answer to your e-mail.

Thanks for your words of such great kindness. You obviously are person whose words mirrior their actions.
As for being single. I am single by choice,but I do date, as I am dating several women right now. If it happens I don't get married I know I will still be happy for I don't need someone in my life to be happy.

Take a good look in the mirrior, and read that e-mail(the one you sent me) to yourself over, and over, and over, and see if it is something you would want sent to you. You reap what you sow. You have quite possibly self prophesized your own future.

THERE IS ONE UNDERLYING RULE FOR ALL RIGHT AND WRONG:


"TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED."



In conclusion Go eat another twinkie.


Theorem: The person who sent me this e-mail has a very low self esteem. Is prone to making themselves feel better by attacking other verbally, especially men the would have no chance in Hades of ever being with.

Proof:Is in the pudding, oh yeah you eat that too.

her response
Personally u sound SOO GAY!!! All your big talk, sounds like you have taking your life the...Well, you know. Nice known ya :eek:) No wonder no one is your type, look how you write someday, people are going to pro-see you as gay. When I first read your profile, I was like shit, and now reading your e-mail, I can really see it. WOW! Kwl, I love gay guys, Can I watch!

and another
Damn, you are so gay. Get a life. Maybe looks aren't everything. I will go eat another twinie, but they are to dry. Maybe you should, oh wait you are already DRY!!!

It was then I realised she wasn't much of a challenge.
 

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What a fucking bitch
 
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Here is the profile I have on AOL. She must have read it, and then replied in kind, or not so kind I should say.


What about me?

About Eric
My friend Aaron took it upon himself to create this page for me, and give you a peek to what kind of person I am. I would like to make this clear to people, more so women, before they IM me:
1. Be respectful (If you have to ask my sex/loc/age then you obviously didn't take the time to see who you are IM'ing.)
2. If your ideal man is any way shape or form a thug, then I am not the guy for you.
3. If thinking is too hard for you. Then I am not for you
4. If you don't like career oriented, successful, well rounded men. Then I am not for you.
5. If you think intelligence is not a turn on, then guess what? I am not for you.
6. If you don't appreciate wit, nor humor. Then I am not for you.
7. No fake pics!


Please i don't mind talking to people, but don't chastise me for what I am looking for in a woman. If you are obese I really don't think it would be a good idea to try to pursue something more than friends with me. I have gotten lots of im's from women who are not my type. this is fine, but when I have to tell them I am not interested, why do I have to be the one to be crucified for it? I am not mean, I just know what I like. I will talk to anyone, just respect my preference, and we won't have any problems.


I work out 4 times a week, watch what I eat, and cardio twice a week. Is it so much to ask for someone who leads a similar healthy life style.


I don't want to waste your time. So I think this will help you determine whether or not you want to talk to me. Other than that I look forward to meeting you.


My name is Aaron, and I'm writing about my wonderful friend Eric. I thought it would be interesting for someone else to write a persons profile. It is more honest, and more fun.


Eric is a very busy person. He likes to keep active physically and mentally. Other than spending a full workday earning more money than I've seen in my life, he also dedicates a lot of time to exercise and staying healthy.


He is an honest and caring person, who takes time out to help others. He strives to live a complete life, of work,fun,family,and love.


He spends a lot of time dreaming of that "special someone" and when she will finally arrive.


He is seeking a complete woman. Meaning a companion that has all the traits he is looking for. Eric isn't looking for the perfect woman, since no one is perfect. He simply is longing for a woman who shares his passion for achievement and self-improvement. In simple terms Eric enjoys women who are beautiful inside as well as outside. Creativity, charm, beauty, and personality, these are the traits he desires in a woman.


He is very open-minded, and gives everyone the respect they deserve. So ladies be sure to contact him. As his friend, I know what kind of man he is, and he deserves to be with the woman









We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists ... in the loved one, perfection."
-Sidney Poitier







Eric's Interests
Physical fitness is very important to Eric. And he spends alot of time reading about how to eat right and work out. He also spends alot of time reading technical books as his job is very High-tech and needs constant education.


He definetly enjoys going out for some fun on the town, and dancing with the ladies. I've spent many nights out with him at some great clubs having quite a time.


And Eric is definetly a music lover, and enjoys all kinds of art forms.


Well, it's been fun writing about my friend. I hope any ladies reading this give him an IM or E-mail. I simply want him to find a great woman, like the fantastic woman i have in my life. Friends need to stick together. Cya
 

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Thats fucking bad ass man!! I love you!! You are the one for me!
 
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i dont think ur his type supra.... ur shoulders need to be more defined haha
 
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her response
Personally u sound SOO GAY!!! All your big talk, sounds like you have taking your life the...Well, you know.(no I don't Know. What the hell is she talking about? I think she means taking it up the ass :bootyshak) Nice known ya(Huuktd on Fonex werked fer me.) :eek:) No wonder no one is your type, look how you write(period here) someday, people are going to pro-see(Uh Oh she is pulling out the big words) you as gay. When I first read your profile, I was like shit(I think she needs to take one.), and now reading your e-mail, I can really see it. WOW! Kwl, I love gay guys, Can I watch!

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Damn, you are so gay. Get a life. Maybe looks aren't everything. I will go eat another twinie, but they are to dry. Maybe you should, oh wait you are already DRY!!!
:banghead:

It was then I realised she wasn't much of a challenge.I thought for the fun of it. I would write her response back to her corrected, and edited to where it would actually seem like a real flame.I feel sorry for people like this. Any ways glad some people got a kick out of it.[/QUOTE]
 
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What a bitch, hope she get gangbanged. :D
 
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