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I've been having some problems lately with rumours amongst my friends about my size.. I'm not that big, but about a year ago, one of my friends saw me in the shower .

The thing is that he is really small, and therefore estimated me to be very big. Ever since then it has become not so much a topic of conversation, but a joke that he and many of my other friends have to do whenever we get together.

I though it would pass by itself, but it's just getting worse, and at this point it's gotten so bad that they introduce me to new people (yes also girls) as "BAM!". Sometimes they ask why, sometimes (when I am lucky), they don't. Recently, I was at a party for people who got accepted into this new school, that I will be antending for the next three years.. So the first thing that happened was that my drunk friend shouted out in front of a bunch of people: "Hey, everybody, this is BAM!", and proceeded for the rest of the night to insist that i be adressed as such.

I'm afraid that if i meet a girl at this school, or at any other function for that matter, she will be hoping for more than she'll get. That this rumour will become bigger than itself. So now I am working twice as hard at Penis Enlargement, trying to live up to those rumours...

What should I do, and anybody else have this problem?
 
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I certainly don't have that problem....but at 7.8 x 6.3 you DO live up to the rep.
You cant seriously tell me you think you are small at that size do you?
Don't sweat it bro, there would be very ,very few chicks that would be disappointed with your meat.
 
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Thx guys.. Felling a bit better now :)

I guess its just hard to see it for yourself.. The weird part is that i haven't done anything except the newby routine, and hardy any jelqing.. Guess I should be pretty happy with my results... rofl

My girlfriend hasn't seen me in a month, and wont be seeing me for another month.. It will be Exciting to see if she notices anything ;)

Still.. pretty weird how fast a joke like that kicks in, huh...
 
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lamplight, same thing happened to me some years ago in high school (senior year). After basketball practice a fellow teammate happend to notice mine was slightly bigger than the others (his especially). He told everyone, particularly the girls. I just played it off and never acknowledged my over zealous friend's observations.

Now, my graduating class was only 51, so you can imagine how the issue spread. Though, it did not bother me and I actually used it to my advantage. I dated all the available girls at one time or another over the next few months! HA!
 
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Lamplight, I share a very similar problem. One of the girls I had some fun with told some friends I was huge. I was shocked to hear this from my buddies. It was not cool at all, especially when you don't feel big.

The only advice I can give you is keep on doing Penis Enlargement and eventually you will be a legend.
 
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Lamplight,

You're more than big enough to pull it off, and like others have stated, it could work to your advantage. Just don't go into any scenario with a girl thinking you have to be 12 inches long to justify the handle, or you'll get a different kind of reputation from your inability to perform:)

If it bothers you though, pull the guy aside, and claim your girl is giving you grief, or something equally lame. Then tell him to cut the crap, or you'll give him the nickname "tiny."
 
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Definitely have a serious, quiet sincere talk with your friends and tell them that while you appreciate that they think it is funny and they may think you are doing them a favour that it is actually harming you and you would appreciate it if they would not do it in future. Real friends will have no probs with this :)
 
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I think I'm gonna tell him off the next time says something though.. He keeps mentioning it in front of my roomate who hasn't seen me naked (we usually wear at least boxers), and he seems to be a bit bothered with it..

My girlfriend knows about it, but she just thinks it's funny.. It was kind of akward telling her, though.. She accidentally said my nickname without knowing it while my friends were there. They were laughing like crazy and she didn't understand a thing. :s
 

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AncientChina said:
Just about an inch gain in 7 weeks, that sounds pretty damn good to me. Gezz! :O Not only that you are just about 8 inches long and 6.3 in girth. Sorry bro, but to many people and many females you register as a 9 incher in their mind, you are pretty damn big at this point. You have a big dick in other words. Your friend obviously thinks your huge due to his own inadequacies. I say you are set already.

I hope your own personal happiness pushes you farther in Penis Enlargement, and not some stupid pointless college rumor, who gives a fuck anyways what is this high school? I guess today people don't grow up 'til they hit 25 rofl Your friends should also shut the fuck up, and respect you as a person. If they know it bothers you that much and continue to do it, you need to set a couple of those bitches straight. I don't mean to use that sort of language, but these guys are disrespecting you if it bothers you to this point, then you need to put down your jelqing hand and slap some hoe's around. :D

I have a suggestion that I doubt you will take or want to do. Firstly if they want to glorify you as being huge as they are partially jealous let them, you are at the size where you can pull it off without a problem, it may not seem that big to you but the ruler doesn't lie. Another thought is to just not give a fuck what they say. Oh yeah and be thankful, your size is many guys' goal here.
AGREE^^
 
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Hmm, this is interesting. There's a "rumor" that you have a big dick, which, at 7.8", you do, but this is a problem??? Most guys would kill for that size.

I can understand that living up to being huge might be a problem -- getting kind of a backlash of, "Yeah, it's big; but it's not the 'biggest' out there", blah, blah, blah -- but a rumor of being big beats the hell out of a being small rumor.

I guess I'm just a bit confused here. We Penis Enlargement to get a bigger unit; then when we do, it presents a whole new set of problems.

Personally, I wish I had your problem.
 
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Kong wrote

Darn it. I hate having a giant penis. Everybody calls me names like Mr. Giant Penis
Dude, I have the same problem. People are always going around telling me and others that I'm a huge prick! I hear it all the time, especially from women. But for some reason it doesn't seem to garner the reaction I would have expected. The whole "size" thing must be scaring them off.
 
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Ulcaster,

Yeah man, all the biggest pricks are here!!:)

Nice to see you post here too
 
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Yea, I guess it's kind off a stupid thing to complain about.. I'm kinda shy, though, and don't like drawing to much attention to myself. I'm also extremely concerned with what other people think, it's one of my biggest problems.

When it comes to the fact that girls will see it as a lot bigger, I hadn't really given it much thought, until i read the thread that Gandolf wrote about that subject... Makes me feel a lot better though :)

But don't you get a little nervous when you feel that people expect too much from you? Not just when it comes to your size... To give an example, I was going to this drama school, and everyone expected me to become and actor, while i was not so sure. They kept saying i was gonna be great and famous and all that, while all the time i kinda hated the whole thing.. and therefore I was afraid to let everyone down.

I guess it's kind off a roundabout way of explaining it, but i hope you understand what i mean.. But thanx for all the support! I feel ALOT better now :blush:
 

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