Ruler Pics of Kong -- Is it as big as he says?

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It is really fucking hard to take ruler pics! Let me just say that from the very start. I kept losing my hard on as I was trying to hold the ruler and the dick at the same time while snapping a photo with the other hand. I also got a very intense bout of ruler panic, and actually had to calm myself down before proceding. I hadn't gotten the nerves that bad since posting my first photos. All you guys who bitch about our photos should give it a try yourself before dissing our dicks or our photography skills.

Anyway, I actually got a day off today! I went to Wal-mart to get a air filter for my riding lawn mower and decided to pic up a real ruler, not the flimsy plastic shit ruler I had. Get home, mow the yard, wait for everyone to go to bed so I can take pictures of my weiner. Finally got some privacy at 4 am (we're all night owls here!) and voila!

I know I am fat, but I am trying to lose the weight. I also know that I measured from the side, but I'm curved and have always measured from the side. I know that I am only hitting 7.5 in some of the pictures, but it is really hard to stay hard, hold a ruler and take pictures. I kept losing it, dropping the camera, dropping the ruler, and once, I got myself really hard, like almost 8", started to take the picture, and the camera had timed out while I was jacking it and shut itself off. I was like FUCKING SHIT CAMERA! :D I also know I sound defensive, but I am really anxious about these ruler shots. I really have a ruler phobia, and have a hard time getting fully hard knowing I'm going to measure it!

Here's your ruler pics, Donka/Mooman! Now bite my ass! :D
 

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Nice work with the ruler shots, ive tried taking them myself but can never keep the camera still to stop it from blurring

It also looks like you have a 2 inch fat pad? :O
 
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Hi kong,

You are right, it is difficult to get everything 100% at the same time, the ruler, erection and camera. You need an extra hand to get it done perfectly. Anyhow, the pictures are good.
The fat pad is no problem, once you've lost it you have an extra 2" length without any Penis Enlargement.

Good Luck,
Yves
 
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Yes, I know I am fat. Thanks for pointing that out, guys! It's actually not as bad a it looks in the photos, because I was sitting, hunched over, on the side of the tub. I have lost something like 60 pounds in the last 7-8 months. Just 60 more to go! Yayy!
 
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Sorry kong,

I didn't mean to offend you, just tried to be positive about it. Must be the language barrier.

Yves
 
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Nice pics kong, do you know what your NBPenis EnlargementL is?
 
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Not too bad, despite the gut. Ususally somewhere between 6 and 7 inches, give or take a taco-- when I'm not bending forward on the side of the tub, trying to hold a ruler, maintain a hard on and take a snapshot. Then my BPenis EnlargementL is about 4"! j/k
 
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I will try. It's not easy when your are genetically predisposed to being fat. I have been skinny at times in my life. I am 6'3, with a big build, and have actually gotten down to 190 before, but it is really hard, and I gain weight fast if I eat like a normal person. To be thin, I actually have to eat only once a day, which bites major ass! No sugar, so fast food, no soft drinks and I can be a normal sized person. The reason I go up and down in weight is because it is impossible to be that strict all the time. I'm no celebrity, so what's the point, aside from feeling good about my looks...? Sometimes a chocolate chip cookie is more appealing than vanity. Still, I really want to get down in to 200's again. I would look healthy, and my cock would look monstrous without the fat pad!
 

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