Disco Dave

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If I had a 12inch cock I would bang my neighbor's pretty wife. This guy is a alpha-male ugly asshole who needs to be taught a lesson. To tell you the truth; I would probably video tape the pounding and send it to him on his anniversary. LoL. So please tell us who would you bang if you had a 12inch cock and why. ( It could be a celebrity or some regular chick you know ).
 
I'd deep anal penetrate the girl that said my penis is small even without seeing it! I even have a fantasy about this (damn it is hateful LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Since she was soooo sure my penis was small (cause I am short myself), I'd make a bet with her. If I lose I do whatever she wants, if I win I do whatever I want with her for 1 night. I win and then I have the most hateful sex I will ever have! Deepthroat (the one where you push her head toward your pubil bone!), deep anal (with a fat cock) and deepvaginal! Everything that has the word "deep" in it I would do! She is pretty hot and I'd like to fuck the shit out of that dirty bitch!!!!!

There you go.... happy now....... LMAO!
 
Shit Zam; I dont know if I should Jerk Off or call the cops after hearing your post. LMAO. But I must admit that I do have 1 or 2 past chicks in my life that I would probably administer the same sexual smackdown to. Semper Fi.
 
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If I had a 12 inch cock; I would phuck da shit out of Hillary Clinton; and keep her old ass bare foot and pregnant while telling Bill that he should have kept closer ties on his wife. LMAO.
 
Disco Dave;580261 said:
If I had a 12 inch cock; I would phuck da shit out of Hillary Clinton; and keep her old ass bare foot and pregnant while telling Bill that he should have kept closer ties on his wife. LMAO.

DA BOOM TSSSS! The joke guy of MOS LMAO :)
 
Phuck it. Its time to keep it real. When I was growing up; I had a Best friend who was a good guy, but he always seem to flock at the chicks that I was phucking because he knew that his cock was bigger than mines. Now I had the looks but he had the cock. Now at first I thought things were harmless until i realized that this guy felt that he can push up on the main girl that I truly cared about (which his attempts became succesful). So once this happened; I truly knew that the Best Friends shit was over. But now that I think about it; What balls on this prick. So if I had a 12 inch cock; I would truly follow my Ex best friend around and phuck any chick that he cares about. Phuck him.
 
Disco Dave;580469 said:
Phuck it. Its time to keep it real. When I was growing up; I had a Best friend who was a good guy, but he always seem to flock at the chicks that I was phucking because he knew that his cock was bigger than mines. Now I had the looks but he had the cock. Now at first I thought things were harmless until i realized that this guy felt that he can push up on the main girl that I truly cared about (which his attempts became succesful). So once this happened; I truly knew that the Best Friends shit was over. But now that I think about it; What balls on this prick. So if I had a 12 inch cock; I would truly follow my Ex best friend around and phuck any chick that he cares about. Phuck him.

Then go get it! :)
 
Hey Zam i hear ya. I am still tying to shake off the pounds and pubic fat pad to be able to display my 8 again. Now since I got 2 kids 10 and 11 plus job and mortgage. This does make the 100% dedication harder. Now I do wear my vacads when I can and of course the fj; but besides that my time is limited; which I dont mind because that is what taking care of family is all about. This thread is mostly for fantasy sake; but hopefully people can use it as motivation. Idk.
 
A very shy 18 year old who has never had a cock before.:) Dirty old man:)
 
doublelongdaddy;580914 said:
A very shy 18 year old who has never had a cock before.:) Dirty old man:)

Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!

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doublelongdaddy;580914 said:
A very shy 18 year old who has never had a cock before.:) Dirty old man:)

Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!

But yea- I see what you mean :)
 
Zambrodom3;580924 said:
Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!

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Back with vengance and INSANE humor!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!

But yea- I see what you mean :)

Since I do not have sex I have youthful love and that is usually towards those young 18 year old angels! If I had sex I would come across as a huge 48 year old pervert.
 
just about every girl who has turned me down or stood me up.. and every bitch that put me in the friendzone... let them bitches know what they are missing..
 
AWESOME, a RAGE-PAGE
REVENGE SEX: If I had 12-inches of hard cock I do the following to all the women who thought I wasn't good enough. I would tease her with it, bang her pussy until she is about to cum, several times, then, pull it out, grab her by the hair, stuff it down her throat, make her gag a few times, slap her face sili with it, make her suck me off and take a massive facial... revenge is a bitch, only if it could really happen. Then again, I think a few would probably love to be treated that way...slut (nothing wrong with that)
 
Morphosis;581116 said:
AWESOME, a RAGE-PAGE
REVENGE SEX: If I had 12-inches of hard cock I do the following to all the women who thought I wasn't good enough. I would tease her with it, bang her pussy until she is about to cum, several times, then, pull it out, grab her by the hair, stuff it down her throat, make her gag a few times, slap her face sili with it, make her suck me off and take a massive facial... revenge is a bitch, only if it could really happen. Then again, I think a few would probably love to be treated that way...slut (nothing wrong with that)


Explicit! Love it
 
I would bang my rich female boss that keeps on shitting on me and treating me like a work horse. By the time I finish pounding that with the 12incher; I would have that broad doing my work for me while giving me unlimited paid vacation days.
 
Disco Dave;581647 said:
I would bang my rich female boss that keeps on shitting on me and treating me like a work horse. By the time I finish pounding that with the 12incher; I would have that broad doing my work for me while giving me unlimited paid vacation days.

You have a female boss of a penis ADS company? DAMN!
 
Hey Zam: I was fired months ago for spamming. So I was force to get a real job :cool:
 
Morphosis;581116 said:
AWESOME, a RAGE-PAGE
REVENGE SEX: If I had 12-inches of hard cock I do the following to all the women who thought I wasn't good enough. I would tease her with it, bang her pussy until she is about to cum, several times, then, pull it out, grab her by the hair, stuff it down her throat, make her gag a few times, slap her face sili with it, make her suck me off and take a massive facial... revenge is a bitch, only if it could really happen. Then again, I think a few would probably love to be treated that way...slut (nothing wrong with that)

LOL. What a maniac! No woman has ever seen a 12" cock guaranteed, you will definitely be the first!
 
LIGHTNING;581653 said:
LOL. What a maniac! No woman has ever seen a 12" cock guaranteed, you will definitely be the first!

agree
 
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