Removal, Cease & Desist Letter

dopefish · Mar 9, 2004

i really think this sueing people thing has gone to far.
this whole thread is really over the top.
it seems like these days, someone can sue you for farting in the wrong direction...

3 big cases come to mind right now actually.

1. The person sueing McDonalds cause she spilt hot coffee on herself. Now maccas have to warn that the coffee is hot... well, you're buying coffee... commonsence?

2. The person sueing McDonalds cause (s)he got fat... Dude, you're eating maccas... yeah... commonsence?

3. The person sueing the tobacco companies cause (s)he got lung cancer... No comment.

In all these cases, the dopey fuck won... Meh, i dunno. It all seems sili...

dopefish

dopefish · Mar 9, 2004

lappner said:
Hm yeah dopefish I did wrote in some thread that Lap was my nickname, but my real surname is not Lappner. It has a similar structure as Lappner but it isn't the same.

oops, my bad :cool:

dopefish

mattlapp · Mar 9, 2004

lol dopy man you really made me laugh about that farting part. Well I see that I have my new name on and it fuckin' rocks. JGMan well I know that I didn't have to change my name but it's better to do it you know, because you never know what this subject is capable of doing. He might have taken this whole stuff seriously lol. Well ElCapitan is back in the game and looking really vicious

. I am happy that I brought LegalMan out from the lurkers team with my name lol lol. I hope he will start to do some posting because I really want to know what this guy is all about.

ElCapitan

Bigd5903 · Mar 9, 2004

dopefish said:
i really think this sueing people thing has gone to far.
this whole thread is really over the top.
it seems like these days, someone can sue you for farting in the wrong direction...

3 big cases come to mind right now actually.

1. The person sueing McDonalds cause she spilt hot coffee on herself. Now maccas have to warn that the coffee is hot... well, you're buying coffee... commonsence?

2. The person sueing McDonalds cause (s)he got fat... Dude, you're eating maccas... yeah... commonsence?

3. The person sueing the tobacco companies cause (s)he got lung cancer... No comment.

In all these cases, the dopey fuck won... Meh, i dunno. It all seems sili...

dopefish

McDonalds blew the first case way out of proportion. The person that spilt the coffee only wanted money to pay for the medical bills for the skin grafts she needed on her face, hands, and crotch area because the coffee was boiling. McDonalds found it easier to make her seem stupid rather than apologize.
The other 2 are just a bunch of ignorant bastards wanting money.

Bigd5903 · Mar 9, 2004

Let's all change our name and add lappner to it haha. I'm BigDLappner

mattlapp · Mar 9, 2004

Hey BigD don't you be mess with this topic man, or the lawyers will be coming your way pretty soon lol.

ElCapitan

Bigd5903 · Mar 9, 2004

I fart in their general direction

Bigd5903 · Mar 9, 2004

I was just thinking if you were to get sued, when you're in court they'd have to tell the judge that they found u in a penis enlargement forum. Someone form the beloved Lappner family or their lawyer was trying to get a bigger winkie! :hammering haha this thread is fun!

Xulf · Mar 9, 2004

LegalMan said:
I request you remove all posts, data or any other reference material which contains or closely resembles to the name, word or phrase "lappner".

mattlapp · Mar 9, 2004

I think his beloved members of his family would kick his ass in the court if they didn't know that he did Penis Enlargement (shit and so would mine ass be kicked by mine) lol.

ElCapitan

Bigd5903 · Mar 9, 2004

It's a fake! No lawyer would put "I have the smallest penis in the world" in his profile. Bwahaha. Gotcha Biznatch! :fight: :hammering

Super · Mar 9, 2004

I want my Lappner back!!!! You want me to ban this guy and get it over with>?

dopefish · Mar 9, 2004

Bigd5903 said:
It's a fake! No lawyer would put "I have the smallest penis in the world" in his profile. Bwahaha. Gotcha Biznatch! :fight: :hammering

you'll probably find that one of the revenge loving mods here (yes supra, i'm looking at you sir) edited his profile a little... i doubt the law dude would have put that their...

longman25 · Mar 9, 2004

Legal,

Are you smoking up at your house? That must be some good shit because I want some.
You have some fucking nerver pal!!! I DARE YOU to make a legal issue out of this. You cannot possibly believe that you are the only "Lappner" on the face of this earth.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!

bigbutnottoo · Mar 9, 2004

LegalMan said:
(a) For legal purposes, we ask that you comply and suBathmateit any information which could be helpful in identifying the user's identity. Information such as the user's name, home address, home telephone number, work telephone number, Internet Service Provider and/or IP address would be very much appreciative.

Yeah, um, I dont think so.

Super · Mar 9, 2004

dopefish said:
you'll probably find that one of the revenge loving mods here (yes supra, i'm looking at you sir) edited his profile a little... i doubt the law dude would have put that their...

Some body Caught me!@!!!! BLAHAHAHHAHA

9cyclops9 · Mar 9, 2004

dopefish · Mar 9, 2004

Supra said:
Some body Caught me!@!!!! BLAHAHAHHAHA

shojii · Mar 9, 2004

UMMM, legalman,
I run a LEGAL business and I'm a man so, go fuck yourself and change your name because it resembles me way too closely. And I want no resemblence to a petty little man like you!!! Or severe consequences will occur........you scHydromaxuck!!

Bigd5903 · Mar 9, 2004

Supra said:
Some body Caught me!@!!!! BLAHAHAHHAHA

You crack me up man! lol

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