Well holy crap thats a pickled penis if I ever saw one ;)
 
your testament will say ..."and my penis should be putted in a pickle can".
 
DAM!!! Thats nuts! I can hear DLD typing and leaving his stuff to Science!! He'll top that bitch easy by then!
 
No wonder he could get all the bitches, while still being dirty as hell and ugly...

Oh yea, and he said they would go to heaven if they fucked him...

CYiNiSiS
 
That woman is looking at it like it is produce:D
 
I promise you that is a scam, despite the 'authentic' appearance of the penis. Such things are common in that region of the world, especially in an 'erotic museum,' of which the practitioner claims the exhibit will cure impotence. If parts of Rasputin's body had somehow been preserved or saved, which they most likely where not given the circumstances of his demise, they would have been known as well.
 
I've read about this years ago. Notice it was purchased from a collector in France, which fits in with the original story. One of the monk's many illegitimate daughters was questioned about this artifact back in the 1920's, as an expatriate in Paris.

When she was shown the penis, she nodded and said, "Yes, that's his."

Creepy or what? I believe it's the real deal. That's some flaccid hammer, eh? Shrunk down to 11 inches...what was he while alive & erect? Maybe he was bigger than the 13" plus unit measured by Dr. Richardson.
 
That fucking huge, Hes bigger than DLD!! All hail :praise: :praise: rasputin


By him being bigger proves DLD is Full of shit and a phoney!...Sound familiar?

Forget DLD :moon:
 
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Supra said:
That fucking huge, Hes bigger than DLD!! All hail :praise: :praise: rasputin


By him bring bigger proves DLD is Full of shit and a phoney!...Sound familiar?

Forget DLD :moon:

*Sniff Sniff* Hydromaxmm smells like sumones talkin bullshit... I can smell it... NO WAIT! I smelt that exact same smell once before... YES! I KNOW.. I smelt it while I was at �other forum�!

Its the smell of peoples envy building up in their tummies, it mixes inside there with shit and when they talk it is exhaled like posionous fumes. The smell also comes from putting your foot in your mouth every time you turn around.

No wonder it smells over there lol
 
kausion_420 said:
*Sniff Sniff* Hydromaxmm smells like sumones talkin bullshit... I can smell it... NO WAIT! I smelt that exact same smell once before... YES! I KNOW.. I smelt it while I was at �other forum�!

Its the smell of peoples envy building up in their tummies, it mixes inside there with shit and when they talk it is exhaled like posionous fumes. The smell also comes from putting your foot in your mouth every time you turn around.

No wonder it smells over there lol

And the Price is Wrong Bitch!:D
 
What the hell are you talking about? What does the severed cock of some monk who's been dead for 87 years have to do with DLD? Or �other forum�.

Holy shit do you guys have a serious inferiority complex - yet you all claim that the bullshit starts at �other forum�. DLD would be the first to tell you that he doesn't have the biggest cock of all time, although he's shooting for the 13-inch plus.

I think you 2 have 20-inch cocks up your asses.

Have fun....I should've known what to expect from you Supra - you have been, are, and always will be fucked up.

Sincerely,
WaxN
 
WaxN said:
What the hell are you talking about? What does the severed cock of some monk who's been dead for 87 years have to do with DLD? Or �other forum�.

Holy shit do you guys have a serious inferiority complex - yet you all claim that the bullshit starts at �other forum�. DLD would be the first to tell you that he doesn't have the biggest cock of all time, although he's shooting for the 13-inch plus.

I think you 2 have 20-inch cocks up your asses.

Have fun....I should've known what to expect from you Supra - you have been, are, and always will be fucked up.

Sincerely,
WaxN

We over on this side of the fence like to have fun from time to time. What Supra said about DLD the average person would know that he was being sarcastic. If you took that comment seriously... I dont know.

I replied to his sarcastic comment with more sarcastic babble.

Supra is not "fucked up" he's one of the many "funny bastards" on this forum that make my reading all worthwhile.

Kausion_420
 
*Pulls out the 20 inch cock from his ass and puts it in a glass gar*

WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY BOUT THAT HUH MISTER BIG BAD RASPUTIN... IM BIGGER SO I WIN! :p
 
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