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probably a pencil lol and he was an illegal immagrant lol
REDZULU2003 said:probably a pencil lol and he was an illegal immagrant lol
cacavolante said:Whenever I hang out with my Ex and a group of people, she insists on announcing to everyone that I am HUGE, and that I have the girth of a can of Soda... Obvious exaggerations, but its funny...cause she's been with ALOT of guys since we were dating, and has yet to find a guy bigger than me in length and girth, and I'm just slightly over "average". Also, whenever we have sex it takes FOREVER just to get the damn thing in, and can sometimes be painful...she's use to alot of thinner penises.
I have to say that you're gonna be fine with girth over 5", that's probably the most important measurement of all. And its funny how when people (Especially) women talk about size, they never talk about GIRTH! It's always length!
hangh said:Hey, I remember DLD saying that da girls said he was big when he was 6x5? Or was it 6.5x5? :D
cacavolante said:PS, its "WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL...the dead will walk the earth!" One of the best movies ever made...and i loved the remake just as much as the original. George A. Romero RULES!!
Texan said:If you joke about having a small cock, in a self depricating way, girls think you must be well hung in order to be so confident that you joke about it and say you are small. I used to (and still) do this all the time, and have been surprised by how many women get "actively curious."
REDZULU2003 said:what if they pass out as its such a shock the size....or you poke her fuckin glass eye out.