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Penis Enlargement is Bullshit...Do not believe the SPAM bastards.
Why I am pissed

The majority of everything you have read about penis enlargement is false, misleading and deceptive. From penis enlargement pills that promise 3 inches of additional penis to the newest scam on the market of the penis patch, which promises similar results. This needs to be exposed and a greater understanding of Natural Penis Enlargement needs to be understood.

The main reason the Penis Enlargement business is so perverted is that these pill and patch companies prey at the wallet of un-educated customers promising impossible results for a ridiculous amount of money. They do this through SPAM, magazine ads, and even late night television. I am here to say THIS SHIT DOES NOT WORK! Oh they are sneaky with their money back guarantees and sympathetic testimonials but who are these people? Are they well known artists in this business like Bib , Thunder, Tom Hubbard, BigAl or any of the other well-known revolutionaries that have worked tirelessly to let the world know the truth that Penis Enlargement is real? HELL NO! They are scummy, self-serving, dishonest pricks with one motive.....TAKING YOUR MONEY.

I have worked my ass off for the past 3 years trying to bring the truth that natural penis enlargement is real and works only to be categorized with these sleazy, no good liars pedaling their wonder pills and patches that do absolutely nothing. Does penis enlargement work? Indeed it does. Have I proved this? Yes, not only with my own results that I have posted in pictures and video available for the world to see but also through the 1000's of men I have personally helped make real penis enlargement gains.

So if penis enlargement really works why is there so much skepticism out there. This question has a nasty answer but it needs to be said. MOST OF THE WORLD IS LAZY! The gift of penis enlargement is free and available to the world. It does take allot of work and commitment but it does work. Unfortunately we live in a world that would rather pop a pill or tape a patch to their arm eluded with false hopes that this will somehow miraculously enlarge their penis. Of course this does not work so these poor souls, who have whole heartedly trusted these pill and patch companies, are left bidder....so bidder that doubt is cast on the entire penis enlargement business. Then after they rape these poor guys of their hard earned money they continue to bombard us with their bullshit spam in hopes to take another sucker leaving the world even more resentful. THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

I have increased the size of my penis length by more than 4 inches. I have increased the girth of my penis by more than 2 inches. I did not take any pills , potions or magic patches to do this. I did this by natural penis enlargement exercises. Many of these exercises I have developed myself while many of them are tried and true exercises that have been available to the world for a very long time. I busted my ass making these gains. I earned every inch I have gained through hard work and dedication that can only come from something I believe in. This isn't just me; there are thousands of these success stories that get smothered by the dishonesty of the pill and patch companys. Take this to heart people we sit on a gift that is being exploited by these bastards. There are men in the world that will never know that they can really change their penis size because of these dishonest companys. The term "throwing out the baby with the bath water " never had so much meaning.

I am going to tell you what I know and believe about REAL penis enlargement. I am going to try to salvage a reputation that myself, and many other natural penis enlargement activist have worked so hard to develop. If you have any doubts that this shit works I WILL SQUASH THOSE DOUBTS....even if it means spending all of my days exposing these frauds and proving to the non-believers that this is very real.....I WILL SQUASH THEM. Some people probably wonder whom I am and why I am qualified to make these statements. My screen name is doublelongdaddy, aka DLD...Do a search online, read every detail of anything I have ever said on this topic...You will soon understand that I am very real and very honest. I am the owner of Matters of Size pay site and free forum. I make my living in the penis enlargement business. I am paid to help men enlarge their penises at www.mattersofsize.com. I am always online and available to my clients on www.mattersofsize.com/forum/. You will never see me hide behind some faceless company of unavailable people. I can be reached very easily and I interact with men all day and night through email, phone, IM's, mail, this forum, chat rooms and face to face. I have made incredible gains in my penis size and I have helped other men do the same.

WHAT is NATURAL Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT?

The most popular exercise, Jelqing, has been said to originate in the Middle East where the older tribe members would teach the younger men in the tribe techniques to enlarge the penis. These techniques were passed down from Father to Son. Natural penis enlargement exercises have gone through many changes since I became involved with this art form. There are literally hundreds of exercises that produce real results. These exercises are mainly based on the original Jelqing and Stretching techniques that I learned in the beginning of my penis enlargement quest. More advanced exercises and routines are continuously produced making natural penis enlargement faster and more efficient. I have developed many exercises and routines that have played a very important role in the advancement of penis enlargement as many of my fellow visionaries have. Even though so much dishonesty plagues this art form we still persevere and make advancements in the most valuable secret to male sexuality.

A very comprehensive researcher into the effectiveness of jelqing conducted a very little known study. Performed in 1978 by Dr Brian Richards in the United Kingdom. The British Journal of Sexual Medicine published his results and showed that 87 percent of the men that participated in this made an increase in penis volume of almost 50% with an average length increase of 1.5 inches and an average girth increase of 1".

Why are studies like the above not as popular as it should be? If these legitimate studies were performed and produced real results why does the world still doubt this art form? DECEPTIVE INFORMATION....plain and simple. We live in a world that can distort information to fit the seller's agenda. A world where money is king and those with influence are morally bankrupt. The Internet in many cases is a slick web of twisted truths and legal loopholes contorted to fit the agenda of these self-serving companies. They get away with it because WE LET THEM! They play on our insecurities knowing full well that they can easily get away with this deception because most men would never go public with their ill attempt at penis enlargement.

I come to you today begging for your support. Investigate me, investigate my colleagues. Allow me to help you see the truth through all of the dishonesty that has plagued our art form. Some people may be embarrassed to stand for such a delicate issue as penis size but I am not. I will do whatever it takes to prove myself and expose the bullshit. I have made very REAL gains and I want the world to know that Natural Penis Enlargement works. You can change your penis size. You do not have to settle for being small. You do not have to accept what you have been born with. If you want to get a larger penis YOU WILL and I promise you this. It is not easy, it does not happen over night, but it does happen. Come, learn, and grow.
 
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Great post. Great job DLD
 

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Preach on Black Man, Preach On!!!
 
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*wipes a tear from eye* DLD, that was the most beautiful sermon I've ever witnessed... *<:(

Nah, for real though, that was a great post! :)
 
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Amen

awesome DLD, you're well educated and are very important to all of us, I think we're all on your side here, we just gotta find another way to spread the news.
 
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Originally posted by fallen_one23
Amen

awesome DLD, you're well educated and are very important to all of us, I think we're all on your side here, we just gotta find another way to spread the news.
I'm with this guy.
 

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Excellent article. "The natural way is the only way." Perhaps a teeshirt?
 

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Great post bro!
 

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When I first read the title of this thread my first thought was &#147;Oh, oh, what&#146;s up with DLD&#148;. I made my own hanger and have used it with good results &#150; my flaccid hang is longer and fuller than before. (Visual appearance means more than numbers right now) No more button when the pool water or weather get&#146;s cold (where the hell are my pants??!!! &#150; better get back inside the house). Then I read and understood. Great post DLD. Oh to find the magic elixir to grow a massive penis. The person that comes up with that will make millions. We all look for the easy way to success. Alas, just as a person cannot become a Mr. Universe sitting on the sofa drinking protein drinks; a massive penis will not be made swallowing pills . Both take hard work, dedication, and will not happen overnight.
 

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Originally posted by BigMac
When I first read the title of this thread my first thought was &#147;Oh, oh, what&#146;s up with DLD&#148;. I made my own hanger and have used it with good results &#150; my flaccid hang is longer and fuller than before. (Visual appearance means more than numbers right now) No more button when the pool water or weather get&#146;s cold (where the hell are my pants??!!! &#150; better get back inside the house). Then I read and understood. Great post DLD. Oh to find the magic elixir to grow a massive penis. The person that comes up with that will make millions. We all look for the easy way to success. Alas, just as a person cannot become a Mr. Universe sitting on the sofa drinking protein drinks; a massive penis will not be made swallowing pills. Both take hard work, dedication, and will not happen overnight.
Wonderful first post BigMac and welcome!
 
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Excellent post! You are exactly right. Something else to think about. Since the spammers and scammers are having their field-day right now, why can't we.

Its like this, and you may have heard t before, but it bears repeating again. If I have ONE penny and I double it in a day I have TWO pennies. Next day 4,then 8, then 16,32,64and so on. I'll not insult your intellegence by doing the math for you. But try it. You will be surprised at what you would have if you doubled ONE penny a day for 31 days. You figure it out, but I will tell you that it is OVER a million dollars.

Now if you use that same principle and TEACH ONE person about pe and make them duplicatable and they teach someone and we double it every day. Think of where NPenis Enlargement would be in just a few months. There would be NO room left for the spammers or scammers. The question is ... AM I duplicatable.

If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day....
If you teach that man HOW to fish you feed him for a lifetime!
 
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Wow, not what I expected to read! Very good post with a TON of excellent points. It is way past due time for the scammers to be exposed for who they are...but, how do you do this.....and stay LEGAL?
 

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Originally posted by stillwantmore
Wow, not what I expected to read! Very good post with a TON of excellent points. It is way past due time for the scammers to be exposed for who they are...but, how do you do this.....and stay LEGAL?
By spreading the news and asking the world to boycott their products. If we take a stand as a reputable part of the Penis Enlargement business we can drive these pieces of shit out of business and let the world know the truth. The biggest crime here is that so many guys who need natural penis enlargement will never get it because of what these companies are doing to our reputation. Penis enlargement has the power to change lives...and most of the world will never know.
 
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Its just another example of how the greed of idiots gets in the way of honest people. I feel for you DLD, I hope you are successful in fighting these sleezy small-dick bastards. I know I'm doing my best to spread the word about the REAL Penis Enlargement and I always point people towards this forum. Thanks for fighting the good fight and not following suit with the other fake Penis Enlargement bastards!
 
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Very true indeed. It's a sad truth but, usually once you burn someone with a b.s. product, they are very reluctant to every try something similar down the road.
 
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Hi
I tried this pe stuff years ago looking at another forum and low and behold nothing but a sore nob.
This time I have been doing stretches and that one you put over your wrist and stretch .I did the stretches when you squat and that was hell to begin with.I have also been taking vigrx but I think that they don't work at all at least I can't tell yet it may well have helped.
I said before I was 6 inch and now I am 6.5 just,and that was in 4 weeks.No length gains since but I can't help but measure every time I get a chance mostly 5 times a day.I think I may need to calm down a bit.
Another thing is I can be horny as hell but the minute I get the ruler out and put it against my nob I lose the erection,is this normal,it's annoying for me.
Anyway it's worked for me so far but it still feels impossible to gain anymore for some reason.
I want to get to 8inch thats my goal.
Sorry about the wording as I am new to the pe terminoligy I just know things as the squat thingy and the stretch thingy.
What is a ULI thingy by the way.
 

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Originally posted by stevemilner
Sorry about the wording as I am new to the pe terminoligy I just know things as the squat thingy and the stretch thingy.
What is a ULI thingy by the way.
Check out the Penis Enlargement Glossary by clicking the Link Below. That should get you started with some Penis Enlargement terminology.

Penis Enlargement Glossary
 
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