PE was created on the 9th Day ;)

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"PE was created on the 9th Day ;)"
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"...and on the 9th day the Lord looked upon all of his creation, and he saw that man was not happy. So the Lord sayeth to man "Man, why arest thou not happyeth?" Man replied: "Oh Lord, Mighty Creator, Thou hast given me many great things by thy hand....but thou hast forsaken my phallus."

The Lord in all His wisdom said: "So be it. Let there be ways thou can enlargeth the phallus." And so it was and man used these ways to enlarge his phallus and the Lord saw that man was happy and it was good."

rofl I swear guys, it's in the Bible!! rofl
 

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stillwantmore said:
"...and on the 9th day the Lord looked upon all of his creation, and he saw that man was not happy. So the Lord sayeth to man "Man, why arest thou not happyeth?" Man replied: "Oh Lord, Mighty Creator, Thou hast given me many great things by thy hand....but thou hast forsaken my phallus."

The Lord in all His wisdom said: "So be it. Let there be ways thou can enlargeth the phallus." And so it was and man used these ways to enlarge his phallus and the Lord saw that man was happy and it was good."

rofl I swear guys, it's in the Bible!! rofl
It should be, we are blessed with this knowledge!
 
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We are the selected few....
 
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