OK Smarty Pants, here is a Quiz

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"OK Smarty Pants, here is a Quiz"
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?



3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?



4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?



5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
 
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1. The lions. If it's been that long since they ate, they'd be dead.

2. I don't know.

3. I don't know.

4. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

5. Not sure yet.
 
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1. The one with the dead lions
2. Say "Cheese!"
3. Mmm.... Bar-b-que!
4. Today, tommorow, the day after tommorow
5. That one is eeeeeasy!


Here is one y'alls might like:

What is king of all Penis Enlargement measurements?
 
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Aha! Thanks Cap, #5 was the one that was getting to me. I figured it was something like that!
 
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Okay-
I think it got lost up there so I'll repost it (come on guys, Cappy made this riddle up all by himself, fer chrisake!):

What is king of all Penis Enlargement measurements?
 

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