Guys, guys... don't worry! Use these simple rules to determine whether or not you are gay.
You are gay if:
1 IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPenis EnlargementRM ON YOU.
2 IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.
3 IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK.
IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT-UNLESS HE GETS
SPenis EnlargementRM ON YOU.
4 IF MICHAEL STIPenis Enlargement IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND
YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.
5 IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE
AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY
LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.
6 IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.
7 IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.
8 IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.
9 IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON,
YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.
1O IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX -WITH A MALE OR A
FEMALE-TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.
11 IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT
SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX
TOGETHER.
12 IF YOU JACK OFF AND YOU GET CUM ON YOURSELF
13 IF YOU GET A BONER WATCHING Gilligan's Island.
14 IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER WATCHING Bewitched.
l5 IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE
IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.
16 IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.
17 IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.
18 IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER
AS A PROP TO MAKE Penis EnlargementOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.
19 IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.
20 IF YOU FUCK A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.
2I IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM
Meat Is Murder HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.
22 IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.
23 IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A
BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPenis EnlargementRM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC
THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.
24 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.
25 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR
SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.
26 IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OR OWNED A CRYSTAL-
ESPenis EnlargementCIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.
27 IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND-AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS
A FASHION STATEMENT.
28 IF YOU'VE EVER SPenis EnlargementNT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH
BEACH.
28 IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT TITS RIGHT NOW.
30 IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE
RUMOR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.
31 IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A SHIT.
32 IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPenis EnlargementRM TASTES LIKE (ESPenis EnlargementCIALLY IF IT'S
YOUR OWN).
33 IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S
SWALLOWED YOUR CUM.
34 IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.
35 IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN
THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY AND JOHNNY MARR.
36 IF YOU RE A MALE MODEL.
37 IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO "BOYS DON'T CRY"
BY THE CURE.
38 IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.