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This is a realy off topic question:

If you could, would you suck your own c o c k?
Do you think it's gay?

I'd like to be able. Sure I like it when my GF does it, but I'd sure like to know how it feels
 
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I think most guys have at least thought about this if not actually trying it. Personally i see it as just another type of masturbation. I had a dream about sucking my own cock a couple years back. My wife at the time was horrible at it . She only had one technique TEETH CITY ......OUCH! I don't see it as gay any more than and hand job from yourself.
 
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Hey, it would be a great gimmick at cocktail parties right?
 
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Sucking yourself is no more "gay" than jerking yourself, in my opinion (it's the part about getting cum in my mouth - even though it would be my own - that makes me wonder).
I guess if you don't tell anyone, nobody would know.
Right?
 
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everyone's right on!

thoughts from the bi dude: It's definitly NOT gay. It's comparable to playing with your own stinker or jerking yourself off. Its just playing with yourself. You're not attracted to men or thinking about them while you're doing it. So it is not gay in any aspect.

If you want some tips on doing it, just ask ;) I'm ALMOST there :)
 
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well, how do you do it:

  • sitting?
  • standing up?
  • leggs over head?

I've seen this free site with all kinds of pics and tutorials.
I'd like to be abe, maybe even see it being done. The last one not in a way to turn me on, but more in a way to look HOW it's done.

  • Are there more guys in here that tried?
  • If you did, why did you try?
  • Guys with GF's, have you ever tried to mix it in with your sex. Like you doing it, while the GF is watching or helping (I did and she thought is was great ;-p)
 
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Originally posted by Wannagrow
well, how do you do it:

  • sitting?
  • standing up?
  • leggs over head?

I've seen this free site with all kinds of pics and tutorials.
I'd like to be abe, maybe even see it being done. The last one not in a way to turn me on, but more in a way to look HOW it's done.

  • Are there more guys in here that tried?
  • If you did, why did you try?
  • Guys with GF's, have you ever tried to mix it in with your sex. Like you doing it, while the GF is watching or helping (I did and she thought is was great ;-p)
Having a long penis helps a whole lot. I've seen many videos of people doing it and none of them were small. I'm guessing anything over around 7 and you'd be ok. Anything under that will take a lot of work, but its still possible.

The way it is easiest done is laying down, then rolling back, keeping your head still. You are basically going head over heels laying down.

Yeah, I've tried it. I'm getting very close to reaching actually :) Stretch everyday. I've actually added it as part of my Penis Enlargement program :) Why did I try? for the heck of it I guess. It's just one of those things not many people can do.

My girlfriend thinks its funny. She occassionally asks me to try it. If you're girlfriend is really cool with it, try and get her to help with the stretching .

Alright, I've humiliated myself enough with this post, be careful not to hurt your back and have fun!
 
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I don't why you say you've humiliated yourself...If you're cool with it and your GF is cool with it too, there's nothing to be humiliated about. I think it's rather cool when my GF asks me about it. she also thinks the Penis Enlargement thing is cool, but she's more than satisfied with my cock then I am.
 
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Originally posted by Wannagrow
I don't why you say you've humiliated yourself...If you're cool with it and your GF is cool with it too, there's nothing to be humiliated about. I think it's rather cool when my GF asks me about it. she also thinks the Penis Enlargement thing is cool, but she's more than satisfied with my cock then I am.
i was just joking about the humiliation part ;)

I wish my girlfriend was cool with me Penis Enlargement'ing. She thinks I have a complex(in reality, I used to, but have grown since then :)). I'm also too long for her in certain positions already and it bugs her that I'm getting even larger.

Oh well, she'll get over it. You can see who I'm pe'ing for... myself, no one else :)
 
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What if youre long enough to do yourself in the ass? Is that gay? I mean if youre not thinking about another man while youre doing it? Not that I can do so. What if youre an ATM man? You do yourself in the ass, then blow it in your mouth? Is THAT gay?
 
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Originally posted by stillwantmore
What if youre long enough to do yourself in the ass? Is that gay? I mean if youre not thinking about another man while youre doing it? Not that I can do so. What if youre an ATM man? You do yourself in the ass, then blow it in your mouth? Is THAT gay?
lol, Every time that is brought up it reminds me of the thread over at Thunder's, the "Do it in the anal" thread.

Basically, what it comes down to is, as long as you don't have feelings for other men, you're not gay. period.
 
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Originally posted by stillwantmore
What if youre long enough to do yourself in the ass? Is that gay? I mean if youre not thinking about another man while youre doing it? Not that I can do so. What if youre an ATM man? You do yourself in the ass, then blow it in your mouth? Is THAT gay?
I think it seems pretty gay, if you have does toughts why not buy yourself a dildo lol *joking around*

I guess it shouldnt be gay... but its hard to look away from the fact that it seems SUPenis EnlargementR-GAY.

Isn't it nurses that stick two fingers up ya ass, if you cant really get the dick up, when leaving sperm?
And it makes, you cum?

I really dont know nothing, havent had thoughts of dick up the ass... But self suck maybe, but that i left fast. Rather m-b instead.
Seems to much for me to do that kinky stuff.
 
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Its not what is in your pants that makes you gay. Its whats in your head. I know of guys that have had sex together and decided that it was not for them. They were not gay or bi . Not that i am saying there is anything wrong with that. At my highschool ALL of the football jocks were caught in a motel roomhaving sex in every possible way. It was a one time thing and they all had beautiful girlfriends. Sex between 2 guys does not make you gay. How you feel about sex would make you straight, bi, or gay. My 2 cents worth.
 

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Godsize great queer test there, I'm sure you're gonna have a lot of straight guys sedond guessing themselves.... Who the hell are the Smiths?? Besides the gayest band in the world obviously..
As for sucking your own dick after it's been up your own ass..not just gay, it's fucking disgusting!! Who the hell would want to taste a shit covered cock???...Besides my gf after I fuck her in the ass...nah man I think she's just as turned off about anal then me. The ass should be left for two things only sitting on and shitting with. I reckon my girl would love to see me suck my own dick tho.
 

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