New way to Jelq

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Adolf Hilter

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I was jelqing my two inch dick the other day and ended up with a sore dick and also I had blisters from wearing my ROP. I thought Ok if this Emu oil can cure Arthritis what can it do for my sore dick and blisters on my one ball

I proceeded to rub a small blob of the oil into my balls and my dick. That night I woke up with biggest erection I have ever had since my operation and skin grafts, I got up and looked at the blisters they were all healed up, and my dick was no longer sore. I told the new wife look at this, my dick must be at least 2/12" long. She grabed it and gave me a slow blow job. What a thrill that was.

Just to make sure that this is fluke, I put Emu oil on my dick before jelqing . I did this for three nights, again I woke up with a great erection. I had also made what appeared to be some gains both length and girth. So try some Emu oil on your pecker before you jelq you might just be amazed at the results.
 

Iwant8X6

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Seriously, that sounds like a really good idea. If it is giving you the benefits you claim. I will have to try that.
 
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Adolf Hilter

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Yes that is correct my weapon is 2.5" long fully erect. And yes that is Emu oil, it can be purchased at most health food stores. Try it you will not be disappointed. It cost 5 quid for 15 ml thats about $10 US. Just apply it to the glands and around the shaft before you jelq . It stays very slippery for a long time. Also apply it before you go to bed. But watch out, You may be wake up with one hell of a hard on.
 

Stuff_

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Does this stuff come from an actual Emu? If so that is Disgusting ! Otherwise, I might try it.
 

lepiricus

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I just got some super blue stuff from walgreens and will let you know how it works. Its 7% emu oil, I dont know if that is enough.
 
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Adolf Hilter

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You need 100% Emu oil, nothing else will do, It must not contain any additives. Yes this oil comes from Emu's. Emu's are indigenous creatures from Australia. Doctors and Scientist in Australia have conducted extensive test using Emu oil for a cure of Arthritis, and many other medical complaints. The aboriginal men in Australia do not suffer from any sore legs or Arthritic conditions they run for miles and they do not have any transport. They also live very old age 110 is a common age.

The old men also get young women pregnant. It is common knowledge that many of the men have very long penises. 7-10" are common in many tribes. They are fertile until they die.

The Aboriginal men have very few ailments. They are known to use Emu oil for many of their medical conditions. It is said that the length and girth of the men is due to the use of Emu oil rubbed into the shaft and on the glands.

Try it you have nothing to loose and everything to gain.
 

Stuff_

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Ok, well I'm not about to break my morals over it. . . I guess someone else who doesn't think it's so gross could give it a try. I mean.. this stuff is emu corpse oil, not something from milk or anything, at least it sounds that way.
 
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Adolf Hilter

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I do not think that they kill the Emu to get the oil, I believe that they get it from the back of the animal. It does not make sence to destroy the Emu to get the Oil. Think about it. If they killed the poor sod, the farmers would soon run out of animals. The cost of replacing the dead Emu would be prohibitative. So you see you can buy it and try it, knowing full well that the Emu it came from is still alive and well.
 

PEkwarg1

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Adolf Hilter said:
I do not think that they kill the Emu to get the oil, I believe that they get it from the back of the animal. It does not make sence to destroy the Emu to get the Oil. Think about it. If they killed the poor sod, the farmers would soon run out of animals. The cost of replacing the dead Emu would be prohibitative. So you see you can buy it and try it, knowing full well that the Emu it came from is still alive and well.
Actually, they do kill the emu. You see, it's legal to breed emu's for commercial reasons. They sell the meat to the ppl and the fat, which is a byproduct, is used for the emu oil. So actually your rubbing corpse fat on your dick, but who cares? ;)
I don't think it's horrifying to rub animal fat on your dick. Ppl kill whales for their liver stuff. Ppl eat dried pork lard for gods sake LOL (It's actually very tasty)

It sure is expensive here. A flask of 250ml costs € 44,95. Should be around $50.
 
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Adolf Hilter

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Emu Oil is not as expensive as you might think, I have paid 10 quid about $25 US for 15 mi. I have now found a place in Canada where I can buy it for $45 Can, that's about 17 Quid, or $30.00 US. It's a real deal mate. So you must be a Vegetarian but that Ok mate.
 

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Adolf Hilter said:
So you must be a Vegetarian but that Ok mate.
Yeah, but I can't get enough dairy LOL

Mmm, milk :cool: does a body good
 

italynstalyn

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My best burst of results to this day (about 1.5yrs. ago) was when I was jelquing about 15 min 5 out of 7 days a week with a product called Super New Stuff. It was an Emu oil//MSM lotion made by the Super Blue people only without all the menthol and stuff that burns. I gained .25 in length and girth in the 6wks. that the bottle lasted me. I chalked it up to newbie gains, but I've been curious, and now this piques my curiosity again. Of course they no longer make the product, but I'm sure I could find a substitute...Hmmm

Stalyn
 
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