Dude, I'd be in prison for fucking murder. When I saw that fuck grab my wife's ass on the dance floor I would've beat his ass right there soo fucking hard he'd cry, but back to the van...I would've done some shit I'd regret not jerk off while 3 dudes ran a train on my wife..regardless of what she did years ago in High School. I'm pretty sure this is made up though...any real man would've been kicking some ass and definately kicked that whore's whore to the curb. Nobody fucks with my woman, I'll fold you up like a mother fucking lounge chair and feed you your balls; I don't give a fuck who you are! That's my attitude on it.
I'm a cool cat though, regardless I wouldn't stand for shit like this. When it comes to my wife/GF it's on like fucking donkey kong...A lot of my friends are like "You fuck with my girl....I'll kill ya" plain and simple. A married woman she should've been like, "get your hands off my ass you perv" and walked away....shit...No one would've been dancing with my wife but me and I'd have my hands all over that ass just to let every other fuck know what's up. This story was fake as shit though without a doubt in mind...
I wanna go listen to some pantera and kick some dude's ass now