WaxN

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First off, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
Second, I ate like a PIG!!!.
Third, Penis Enlargement is forcing me into a "moment of truth"....
The wife wants to make a gynecology appointment because she thinks something is wrong....she thinks her uterus is enlarged or tilted (or something of the sort)....because I've been knocking the hell out of it lately.....as you probably remember, she has no clue about Penis Enlargement....and I've been loathe to tell her. But what do I do now? Blame it on DLD's Bundled Blasters?????
:O
Maybe I can say, "Sorry, I think it's the fowfers I've been doing while sitting at the computer." Or I could tell her about the "A" Stretch.
Shit, I don't know how to handle this one....
Hopefully, in the near future I'll be getting a new digi cam, and I'll be posting my lastest pics of ----- (well, you'll have to wait & see). :)
- WaxN (too busy, as of late)
 
Just tell her your penis started growing for some reason and you have no idea why.
 
Yeah, tell her. I've been fascinated and awed by how you've managed to keep it quiet and how she has noticed the increased size and sensation. Yet, if it has come to the point where she is concerned something is possibly wrong then you need to tell her.
 
You need to explain to her that you had a hard time coming to grips with letting her know about your Penis Enlargement. You need to let her know that it is important to you. Naturally, she is going to be a little upset that you were not forthcoming before this.
 
this is great, finally somebody i can relate to...i've been reluctant to tell the woman about my Penis Enlargement'ing cuz she would say some dumbshit like i am doing this so i can fuck other bitches. i mean i could tell her it's for her, but she'll tell me stop cuz i already hurt her enough. so i've been debating, i guess i'll just say some dumbshit like the kegels i've been doing have managed to kickstart my cack into growing a lil bit...ha ha ha.
 
Tell her you believe that your penis finally got too much of that "bovine growth hormone" (assuming you drink cow puss...I mean "milk") ;)........

.....and we wonder why our daughters are hitting puberty much younger these days and cancer is skyrocketing....Hydromaxm....Milk sure does wonderful things...yep. It's just "progress".
 
Originally posted by Godsize
Does her insurance cover big dick-fuckin'?

Good one...maybe this is why I can't get Health Insurance for JEN :D
 
Originally posted by penguinsfan
You need to explain to her that you had a hard time coming to grips with letting her know about your Penis Enlargement. You need to let her know that it is important to you. Naturally, she is going to be a little upset that you were not forthcoming before this.
You could also tell her that you are doing excersices to help with erections and as an added benefit you are growing. Seems valid to me :)
 
Just tell her the penis is growing! Why do you have to tell her you are making it grow. Act like it is some weird growth spurt.
 
Best policy is to tell her. Let her know you didn't feel good about yourself and wanted better yourself for you and her too. So you set out on a quest of self improvement. Don't let her think it is her. She will really resent you if you do. It may have been better to have told her in the beginning but do it before she discovers it on her own.
 
WAX my initial advice would be to tell her but I do not know what kind of woman she is so it's tough to say. To JEN Penis Enlargement is the ultimate turn on so she knows everything but then again I would tell my postman.
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
WAX, my initial advice would be to tell her but I do not know what kind of woman she is so it's tough to say. To JEN Penis Enlargement is the ultimate turn on so she knows everything but then again I would tell my postman.

DLD's Postman: "Here's your mail Mr. DLD."

DLD: "So, how's Phase Two been treating you?"

DLD's Postman: "Fabulous, my wife and I are really noticing a difference, our sex has never been better and my ejaculation control problem...ha, that's no longer a problem!"

DLD: "Great to hear man, oh and thanks for the mail."

DLD's Postman: "No, thank YOU...see you tomorrow!"
 
Originally posted by stillwantmore
DLD's Postman: "Here's your mail Mr. DLD."

DLD: "So, how's Phase Two been treating you?"

DLD's Postman: "Fabulous, my wife and I are really noticing a difference, our sex has never been better and my ejaculation control problem...ha, that's no longer a problem!"

DLD: "Great to hear man, oh and thanks for the mail."

DLD's Postman: "No, thank YOU...see you tomorrow!"

You do not even realize how on point you really are:D
 
Originally posted by jaugustavo
this is great, finally somebody i can relate to...i've been reluctant to tell the woman about my Penis Enlargement'ing cuz she would say some dumbshit like i am doing this so i can fuck other bitches. i mean i could tell her it's for her, but she'll tell me stop cuz i already hurt her enough. so i've been debating, i guess i'll just say some dumbshit like the kegels i've been doing have managed to kickstart my cack into growing a lil bit...ha ha ha.
That's the track I've been thinking of following. My wife would say the same thing, too - about doing it for other bitches, etc. And if I told her that I did this shit intentionally, she'd bitch about the discomfort/pain she's felt (at times - although, we've also felt more intense pleasure, too).
I'm going with the kegels excuse. And if she doesn't buy the kegels line, I'll fess up to doing "holds." I'll explain them to her and tell her they're for improving erection strength - which she knows I had some problem with last year (which is why I came to Penis Enlargement). That, and cutting out salt, losing some weight, etc., etc.
If she doesn't buy that, I'll say, "Okay, you tell me what it is."
 
Damn i wish i had this problem!, man my adivce just say your penis was still growing naturally.
 
Waxn,

not to sound odd but your wifes remark about the uterus make me think that you just need to learn how to use a big dick and to find positions and angles to pass her cervix and give her new, unexpected pleasure instead of pain.
You can't just use a big dick in the same way you use a small one!
 
Waxn,
Pole is right. You have to learn how to use that new monster responsibly. Plus, don't you think you owe your wife the truth? Isn't honesty the cornerstone of a relationship? I know confession can be frightening, but if you are going to confess something - why not the whole thing? If she later finds out that you held back, then she will be right to question your motives. I say fess up completely, take the shitstorm (if indeed there is one, which I doubt entirely) and move on. This is your WIFE dude. Does not the person you are closest to on all the earth deserve your respect and trust?
 
Originally posted by PirateSteve
Waxn,
Pole is right. You have to learn how to use that new monster responsibly. Plus, don't you think you owe your wife the truth? Isn't honesty the cornerstone of a relationship? I know confession can be frightening, but if you are going to confess something - why not the whole thing? If she later finds out that you held back, then she will be right to question your motives. I say fess up completely, take the shitstorm (if indeed there is one, which I doubt entirely) and move on. This is your WIFE dude. Does not the person you are closest to on all the earth deserve your respect and trust?

Damn, you just made me feel guilty:D
 
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