met ron jeremy over the weekend

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I met Ron Jeremy at a strip club over the weekend, he did a comedy routine which was horrible, he said he's screwed 4 to 5 thousand woman all together. He was wearing a vigRX penis pill shirt. I asked him if they work, he said very unconvincingly "these ones do". He also said that it was the only way, that manual exercises don't work. Overall he seemed like a nice guy, but wasn't the jokester I thought he would be, he looked really sick of answering all the questions about his dick and career, but tried to be polite.
 
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he's become a walking advertisement. ;) . every1 knows all these pills are bullshit. I was watching a show with him last night called "the surreal life" on wb. It was mad funny, him and his roommates got a job for gary coleman at a fast food place. under his name in the menu it said --- RON JEREMY- FOOT LONG HOTDOG. me and my friends were dying of laughter. for any1 who watches that show... daaaaamn Traci Bingham was all over ron. shes so fucking hot.
 

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If the only way to get a huge dick was that you had to look exactly like Ron Jeremy, would you do it?
 
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Originally posted by Godsize
If the only way to get a huge dick was that you had to look exactly like Ron Jeremy, would you do it?
Haha, no way, I know about Penis Enlargement.
 
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Ron said Traci Bingham kept bugging him to see his cock,but he wouldn't show her. He probably could have hit that since word is she's pretty easy.
I guess he's just getting old, maybe too much pussy... No that's not possible. Nonetheless a big letdown meeting him.
 

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Originally posted by turkzilla
Ron said Traci Bingham kept bugging him to see his cock,but he wouldn't show her. He probably could have hit that since word is she's pretty easy.
I dont think anyone's as easy as Trishelle though.
 

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Originally posted by Godsize
If the only way to get a huge dick was that you had to look exactly like Ron Jeremy, would you do it?
Do you really mean a "huge" dick or just Ron Jeremy's size?
 
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Can anyone estimate his bp and nbp size? I havent seen him much
 

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Can anyone estimate his bp and nbp size? I havent seen him much
in 2004, I would guess 7.5NBP. In 1978, it may have been 9"
 
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Originally posted by bigbutnottoo
in 2004, I would guess 7.5NBP. In 1978, it may have been 9"
Haha...he's pushing enlargements pills and he's getting shorter :D
 

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Originally posted by SlamInTheLamb
Haha...he's pushing enlargements pills and he's getting shorter :D
Well, he used to be a slim guy. Seen him lately?
 

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I suspect that Ron Jeremy is a switch-hitter like Peter North. He just does straight porn for the money.
 
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Ron didn't have the sense of humor I thought he would. He gave One of the strippers at the club a kiss on the cheek, then my friend said jokingly after "Don't i get a kiss" Ron didn't find it funny he said something like we're all manly men here. Then I said so do you do lapdances "I have money" He didn't find that funny either. When I asked him about working with John Holmes he said he did a few scenes with him, then he quickly backtracked saying he was in a few movies with him, because he didn't want me to think he did a gay porno with John Holmes. So maybe there's something to your comment about him being a switch hitter.
 
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lol DLD, you should work at a comedy club ;) . Yeah Ron was pretty slim now his fat pad is hidin a good ol 5 inches lol . Y was he so scared to show it to Traci? I'd pull it out in a jiffy then stab her in the eye wit a stiffy. lol that rhymed. seriously tho, id pull it out at first ask and proceed to smack traci in the cheek with it. then i'd probably ejaculate on her breasts and super soak her. Shes so fukin hot. anyway, not to flatter her so much, Ron did seem pretty pussy to pull it out. I was just watching Real world san diego an hour ago. this one kid Brad told the girl roommates he got an 8 inch thick dick. they made him pull it out (it was bleeped out) but one of the roommates Robin said he talked and talk and walked the walk and that she was impressed.

hey gys, i got a question... say i get my body fat to 5-6% (low so that my abs are carved and poppin out) that would probably get my fat pad down too but would it be enough to have my bone pressed measurements always show?
 

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Originally posted by bigtyivier
say i get my body fat to 5-6% (low so that my abs are carved and poppin out) that would probably get my fat pad down too but would it be enough to have my bone pressed measurements always show?
It probably depends on genetics and skin thickness, But I guess you could get your NBP up to within 1/4" of your BP
 
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