Meat and Potato


Staff member
Jun 3, 2003
A 57 year-old hispanic woman checked herself into the hospital late one evening complaining of abdominal cramps. Once o the table, the doctor made a chilling discovery. Lodged deeply into the woman's vagina was an Idaho potato!

When asked what the potato was doing in her vagina, the woman claimed that it was an old home remedy for vaginal infections. She decided to go to the hospital when the cramping and the odor got so bad she couldn't stand it anymore. When asked how long she had let the potato reside there, she replied "about two weeks". The doctor quickly removed the spud, which by that time had sprouted roots and grown eyes!

That's what I call a real meat and potatoes woman!