Man goes to court to prove he has a small dick

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"Man goes to court to prove he has a small dick"
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According to the Express-Times, a Pennsylvania man was acquitted of indecent exposure by proving to the jury that his penis was too small to be seen.

This unfortunate gentleman was accused of indecent exposure when a woman told the cops she could see three inches of erect penis coming out of the bottom of his shorts. The man used photos and even dropped his trousers in court to show that this was, er, not quite possible.

Authorities now think the accuser must have seen something else, perhaps a fold of overflowing fat on the man's 312-pound body.
 

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"Man goes to court to prove he has a small dick"
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I wonder if there's a ratio for preferred penis size, like for every 50lbs you have to add an inch?

This guy was telling me the other day one way it works is this:
You start with 10" and for every zero in your bank account balance, you get to subtract 1"
 

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