Make up your own Porno Movie Titles...based from Real Movie Titles!

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stillwantmore

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I'll do a few first:

Indiana Bone In The Temple Of Poon (duh?)

Poon Raider (Toomb Raider)

James Dong, Agent 009.5

Star Whores, Bone Whores (Star Wars, Clone Wars)

Itty Titty Gang Bang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

Back In The Spincter (Back to the Future)

When Harry Ate Sally (When Harry Met Sally)
 
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Some I just thought up:
Grinding Nemo
My Big Fat Greek Spreading
Pearl Car-Whore (pearl harbor)

Some old classics:
Men In Back
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sperminator(an actual porn!)
Hairy Potter
Porkahontas
Lust in Space
Ass Ventura
Jurrasic Pork
Good Will Humping
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
White Men Can't Hump
 

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Lord of the Cock Rings
Driving it to Miss Daisy
Meat the Parents
Flies Wide Open (Eyes Wide Shut)
Varsity Blue Balls
Six Days, Seven Inches
She's All Twat (She's All That)
There's Something About Pussy
 
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stillwantmore

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LOL!!! SOme of those are awesome guys!

I was shocked when I discovered "Edward Penis Hands" (Edward Scissor Hands) has actually been made.
 

Girthius

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Lord of the Bungle hole rings
The Two Phalluses
Return of the Size Queen
Fisting with Fury
Gone When She Let Wind
The DLD Job (The Italian Job)
True Clit (True Grit)
Three Queers and A Midget (Three Weddings and a Funeral)
Cuntbusters
Texas Dildoe Massacre
Dancing With Midgets
Cumface (Scarface)
Brown Eye for a Brown Eye (Eye For an Eye)
Blazing Ring Piece (Blazing Saddles)
Shit Biscuit (Sea Biscuit)


Girthius
 

fallen_one23

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don't forget:

poka-hot-ass
Screams
final destination__unrated
johnson almighty

?:( kinda hard to think of good ones oh well
 

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-Rise in the Pants (Rise of the Machines)

-Creamsnatcher (Dreamcatcher... that movie really sucked, BTW)

-How to fuck a guy in ten ways (How to lose a guy in ten days)

-Hump Friction (Pulp Fiction)

-Reservoir Fags (Reservoir Dogs)

-Clean Shaven and the 7 little cocks (Snow white and the 7 dwarves)

-Full Metal Jack-off (Full Metal Jacket)

-The Humpfag of Notre Dame (the hunchback of Notre Dame)

-Hairy Shavens' Fuckenstein (Mary Shelleys' Frankenstein)

-Old Poon (Old School)

-And last but not least, The Texas Penis Massage... LOL
 

Girthius

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Home Alone With My Blow up Doll
Masterbater On 34th Street
Sex Toy Story
Willy Wanker and The Spunk Factory
The Great Bondage Escape
Moby Big Dick
Supraman
SWM The Greek
All The Presidents Crabs
Journey To the Center of the anus
Cannonball up the ass
Smoky and The Ass Bandit
Officer and a Gentlemen Queer with a Strap -on
Womb Raiders
Straight Metal Cock
Forest Stump Dick

Girthius
 

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LMAO!!!!
 

oopapercutoo

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Some of these are funny as hell...great thread SWM!
 
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i really suck on this...

Fillernator - Rise of the Deep-Machines
The Lord of The Cocks - Return of the MONSTER
The Cockfather
The Painfull Vagina Massacre
Into tight-holes(in to deep)
Sex Walls - Attack of the squirters
Bonging for Cock-a-Teen(Bowling for Columbine)
The Fighting Testicles(fighting temtations..)
Schlongers Fist(Schindlers List
Hot ToyZ(Hot Boyz)
Stuck inside you
 
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