Let's share our most embarrasing sexual moments!

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One of mine:
Borrowed dad's motor home. Wife and I played games and took instant photos. Forgot the damn pictures in the motor home. Luckily, dad found them and silently handed them to me. The man never said a word to this day. He did get to see what wifey's cunt looked like with a huge dildo inserted.

I will share more later.

Please share your embarrasing moments!!
 
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Good one Dash!

Back when I was sixteen, and discovering sex with my first girlfriend, we both skipped school and met at her house. We were busy doing the deed in her bed, and I heard the front door open.

Since her bedroom was just a few steps from the front door, I knew I had no time. I lept into her closet, naked, and closed the door. The clueless girl stayed in bed, and greeted her father - sweaty, naked and with her legs still spread wide. Seconds later, her father opened the closet to find me, complete with boner still raging.

Ever seen those cartoons where the angry toon's face gets red, swells up, and then steam comes shooting out the ears when he pops? Yeah, her dad was like that. A chase, not unlike one seen on most Benny Hill shows ensued. Skinny naked kid running and dodging for all he's worth, clothed dad screaming with clenched fists raised, naked girl crying while trying to stop dad - out the door, into the yard, down the street. All it needed was the funny music.

Ah, the good old days...
 
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Ever seen those cartoons where the angry toon's face gets red, swells up, and then steam comes shooting out the ears when he pops? Yeah, her dad was like that.
I'm not suprised :D Funny story though.
 
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Have any of you ever been caught masterbating. I was caught by the school janitor one day and he never let me live it down. The old fart walked up to the stall and peeked in between the cracks and I was in there loping the mule at a fast pace. Every time I saw the old fart after that he just grinned at me. No telling who he told. I should have been riding his ass because he was a pervert!
 
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Dash,
Are you sure you meant that last sentence as it is written?

And you other guys, Dash has started a thred that you are all reading, but not participating in. I shared mine, he shared two of his, including his sexual fantasies with a pervert janitor's ass. Where are yours? Oh, like you don't have any...
 
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I used to work in a large office building and was seeing a girl I worked with. We went on a works night out, drunk a fair bit and, having just started seeing each other, were feeling pretty frisky. So we snook off into the ladies restroom and into one of the cubicles.

I was giving it to her doggie style and heard something so I looked up...and there was three other female colleagues peering over the top. I didn't pay much attention to them as I was very drunk and when they realized I'd seen them they dissapeared, giggling.

The next few days in the office were quite embassaring and I got a good few smirks from people.

I suppose it did get my name known around there quite well. lol ;)

Oh...BTW...I'm now married to the girl I was in the cubicle with :)
 
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well i haven't been caught masturbating yet, at least I hope so.

But about 3 or 4 years ago when I was on holiday I hooked up with this cool chick. Our options on what we were gonna do had limits already, as her dad had the hait to rush in every once in a while to ask a stupid question such as "have you done your homework?" And that during holidays...
Alright so we were fooling around and I was like "You want me to go down on you?" She was a bit hessitant but then she agreed to it. I had her legs over my shoulders (she was lying back flat on the bed) and just as I got into it, the door rushed open. Of course it was awkward so I kinda fell around like Jim in American Pie 2. That fucking dad... :s
 

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