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I just want fairly long, but REALLY fat cock. That's all. Grow you fucker!! Too bad when I eat a box of Ding Dongs the shit doesn't go to my dick.
I guess this sounds bad, but I want to a girl see my dick and say, "Oh man, that's big." "I don't know if that'll fit in me." And most of all, when I'm putting it in, "Oh shit, it hurts; I think it's tearing me. But FUCK it's a good hurt."
Man, I envy the guys walking around with natural 8+" or natural, 6+" girth. I would loved to pushed 8x6 into my H.S. gf when she was 16. Man, it would have split her in half.
You know they have those pump-up penis things for impostent men... well I wonder if they could put some balloons in the penile chambers and blow them up and really stretch those chambers to increase girth. I'm sure that would be done if possible.
I remember one time when I was about 10 one of my dad's friends said, "If I was your age again, I'd walk around with a brick tied to my dick." I distinctly remember thinking 'this guys full of shit.' And he was, but he was on to something. I don't think he had any clue as to Penis Enlargement, just running his mouth... but now here I am, 20 years later, typing this with a brick tied to my dick (actually golf weights at the moment, but you get the picture). Ain't life funny. Of corse this guy also talked about lining a knothole in a tree with bacon and fucking it, so you can imagine why the brick on the dick thing didn't carry much weight.
I guess this sounds bad, but I want to a girl see my dick and say, "Oh man, that's big." "I don't know if that'll fit in me." And most of all, when I'm putting it in, "Oh shit, it hurts; I think it's tearing me. But FUCK it's a good hurt."
Man, I envy the guys walking around with natural 8+" or natural, 6+" girth. I would loved to pushed 8x6 into my H.S. gf when she was 16. Man, it would have split her in half.
You know they have those pump-up penis things for impostent men... well I wonder if they could put some balloons in the penile chambers and blow them up and really stretch those chambers to increase girth. I'm sure that would be done if possible.
I remember one time when I was about 10 one of my dad's friends said, "If I was your age again, I'd walk around with a brick tied to my dick." I distinctly remember thinking 'this guys full of shit.' And he was, but he was on to something. I don't think he had any clue as to Penis Enlargement, just running his mouth... but now here I am, 20 years later, typing this with a brick tied to my dick (actually golf weights at the moment, but you get the picture). Ain't life funny. Of corse this guy also talked about lining a knothole in a tree with bacon and fucking it, so you can imagine why the brick on the dick thing didn't carry much weight.