Late Nite Jerks or Jelqs?

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Damn...I couldn't sleep (what else is new) I felt very tired but I guess I just was not ready for the real deal. I do not masturbate. This does not mean I am not tempted. I mean any normal guy laying awake in his bed till the wee hours of the morning starts to think about wackin' it. It's like the same feeling when your home alone and you know nobodies comin' home for hours. It's you and your cock and that very special porno tape...Idle time is the devils workshop so one thought leads to the next and the next thing you know your hand is on your cock and the tapes in the VCR. Well I have been fairly lucky avoiding this last level of giving in until tonight or should I say this morning. No I did not give in, but I did cum close (GIGANTIC FUCKING PUN INTENDED) During this frenzied state of teenage horniness I realized my penis was in the optimum state to train girth. I started doing Girth Busters (dry portion) and before I knew it an hour went by. It felt as though I had only been jelqing for 5 minutes. This is such a rarity for me lately, having a session fly by with the perfect state of erection. I am very curious to what is different in our minds when we are very tired and horny. It felt like a completely different state of mind. The workout was better, the time spent was more productive and now I feel like I can sleep. Maybe my horny-mones are different in to the late hours. Anybody relate?
 

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I can kind of relate. The other day before i started my routine i was reading Max power and i turned to the topless models and BAM the snake became alive. I quickly closed the mag and thought about waxing the car ( just to calm me down) , it didn't work at all and i was bout to go slap some porn on when i realized i was in the perfect state to go jelq. So off i went and did 1000 wet jelqs. All though my routine i was waiting to finish so i could watch some porn and get it over with but by the time i had finished jelqing i was no longer horny and my penis was all worked out. I mean i thought i had only been jelqing for i couple of min's but it had been ages and was one of the best work outs i have had, it was funny how the hornyness just kinda switched off at the end.
 
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Was it late night or more early morning?

I know this feeling too, but mainly from doing the clubs with my girl, dancing and drinking alot until I feel tired and we decide to go home.
Then after avoiding to fall asleep in the taxi(=cab?) and finally at home I feel not sleepy anymore and ready to fuck for hours and you know what I do? I fuck for hours!:D

I think it has something to do with raised test.-levels in early morning in combination with some endorphines kicking in after you ignore long enough that your body needs sleep.
But that's just guessing.

so long,

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Is your refusal to masterbate related to Penis Enlargement in any way, DLD? Am I missing something here? Cumming is cumming whether it's from masturbation or sex, right? Wait, hold on.... cumming from sex is way better. :)
 
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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Damn...I couldn't sleep (what else is new) I felt very tired but I guess I just was not ready for the real deal. I do not masturbate. This does not mean I am not tempted. I mean any normal guy laying awake in his bed till the wee hours of the morning starts to think about wackin' it. It's like the same feeling when your home alone and you know nobodies comin' home for hours. It's you and your cock and that very special porno tape...Idle time is the devils workshop so one thought leads to the next and the next thing you know your hand is on your cock and the tapes in the VCR. Well I have been fairly lucky avoiding this last level of giving in until tonight or should I say this morning. No I did not give in, but I did cum close (GIGANTIC FUCKING PUN INTENDED) During this frenzied state of teenage horniness I realized my penis was in the optimum state to train girth. I started doing Girth Busters (dry portion) and before I knew it an hour went by. It felt as though I had only been jelqing for 5 minutes. This is such a rarity for me lately, having a session fly by with the perfect state of erection. I am very curious to what is different in our minds when we are very tired and horny. It felt like a completely different state of mind. The workout was better, the time spent was more productive and now I feel like I can sleep. Maybe my horny-mones are different in to the late hours. Anybody relate?
Sounds like one of those "moments of Zen" when all is right and, well in your universe and, time seems to pass by with little notice on your part.
 

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Here it is 2:48 eastern time and I am just rolling out of an 8 hour slumber. I feel very accomplished for my late night/early morning penile attack. Zen like is the best way to describe it...almost a dream state. I have already trained so I have my day to myself (well whats left of it) my penis is still on swollen. I am hopping I found a new and improved training time method. I am always up (usually unless I am sleeping:D but I never know when that will be) but those weak moments of masturbation temptation now may have a new meaning to me. I forgot to mention that I measured a full 10.75 x 7 erect after the session. As a matter of fact during the session I was watching a porn with Lexington Steele and I actually felt bigger than him???? I saw him and I looked at me and I was, for once, not so intimidated. It seems obsessiveness becomes disarrayed when I am delirious:D Well only time will tell...I plan on doing the same tonight

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You finally ZONKED OUT!!! I hope its the start of something new!! I checked in a few times today and didnt see you in the forums and hoped you were sleeping!!

And I'm peaked over the new Technique. Hmmmm I PMed ya on some other stuff.
 

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