Ummm dude, you're wrong. He DOES have a 13.5 inch erect penis, and it's 9 inches around, he's been in the newspaper recently about it, about 1 week ago actually, and the facts in the paper are taken from the documentary that is going to be on TV soon about it. Don't believe me? Watch it yourself.
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Yeah its been in a UK paper recently
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Aside from his Saturn V moon rocket, __________ is a joke. If you read the Rolling Stone article, you will see what I mean. I have read stuff written by people who have actually met or seen him, and they said he bitches about people gawking at his cock...while he's wearing spandex bike shorts or tight sweat pants or something. That lousy pic is the only one I have seen, but supposedly he would send one to people who requested one(from his site), or something.
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Yeah, and I also read in the papers that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction, that DDT is good for you, and that a bunch of coal miners were found alive a couple of weeks ago. So, you just go on believing everything that the media tells you. 
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I guess we'll just have to see. Remember, this clown claims relation to John Holmes. I'd be more inclined to believe him if he wasn't such a shameless train wreck.
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Fuck I hate this guy, and I have no hatred for real big guys, like __________, Lex Steele, DLD and Red Zulu. Jonah is such a putz, if his whole life revolves around his dick, how come there is only one pic of it on the net? I don't think this guy is average, but 13.5 x 9 is...I'm going to say it...impossible. The amount of blood it would take to fill it would make him pass out or even have brain damage.
From what we've seen he's got a good 8-9 flaccid. As we know from DLD the bigger guys have a flaccid that is actually pretty close to their erect length.
Jesus what is 9 inch girth, a can of peanut butter? Give me a break.
As for him being "officially" measured I'm sure he did an under the nut measurement to get that 13.5 and the reporter didn't know the difference.
He's a fucking ass-clown.
From what we've seen he's got a good 8-9 flaccid. As we know from DLD the bigger guys have a flaccid that is actually pretty close to their erect length.
Jesus what is 9 inch girth, a can of peanut butter? Give me a break.
As for him being "officially" measured I'm sure he did an under the nut measurement to get that 13.5 and the reporter didn't know the difference.
He's a fucking ass-clown.
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