Jessica Simpson

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I think she is hot and all, but does she remind you guys of an elf at all? Or zelda or something?
 

tru4u27

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Hey Supra this might make you think kinda wierd of her ---but she was on this show with her husband--It was like a reality tv sitcom type thing---and then she farted---OTFLMAO!!!!!!!!HAHAAHHAAHAH---And then her husband opened all the windows and doors in the house--he literally did that---because she farted---Now if you have to open all the windows and doors in the house THAT THANG HAD TO HAVE STUNK--ahahahha--It was real tooo---I use to think she was freakin hot --but then i saw the show and its always in your head whenever you see her--its crazy!!!!
 

Super

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She is fucking bad ass. I would take her in a heatbeat
 

fallen_one23

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yea she's hot, but a true blonde. I saw the show with her and Nick after they were married too unfortunately. she gets a cook to make something special for nick, not cause she's rich but cause she's a BLONDE "Hmmm, parsley never heard of that before, wat're you using it for?" "u have tokill the lobsters!!??"
 

slayman

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ive met her. shes short, but still really hot in person. she keeps a good tan all year around.
 
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philadelph said:
I think she is hot and all, but does she remind you guys of an elf at all? Or zelda or something?
Maybe cause female elves are always hot.
Last time I saw Zelda, it was in 8 bit.
 
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fallen_one23 said:
yea she's hot, but a true blonde. I saw the show with her and Nick after they were married too unfortunately. she gets a cook to make something special for nick, not cause she's rich but cause she's a BLONDE "Hmmm, parsley never heard of that before, wat're you using it for?" "u have tokill the lobsters!!??"
I saw that shes such a fuckin dumb bitch. I change the channel
 

REDZULU2003

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LOL Bob, GREAT man.
Shes dumb to me and not as hot as I have seen other woman BUT I'd still plant a sloppy mess all over her face LOL the daft blonde cunt
 
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