Is this how they'll find me when I die?

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stillwantmore

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Heres a disturbing thought:

Man Found Dead, 30lbs Hanging From Penis.

Metro, Dave Collins Reporting

A local man was found dead today in his apartment. He was in his mid 40's, average looking and apparently doing quite well for himself in life. Medical personnel who first arrived on the scene reported the man was found sitting in a chair with 30lbs in weight hanging from his penis. The weights did not appear to have been the cause of death, they say. The family has been notified of the mans death, although no word on when services will be held. No one from the mans family wished to come forward for comments, and asked that the mans identity remain unpublished.
 
DLD

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Has anyone heard from Bib lately?LOL
 
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stillwantmore

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Funny you say that DLD, I just sent him an email over a week ago, and no reply yet. He's eitehr outta town or outta the game for good.
 
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stillwantmore said:
Funny you say that DLD, I just sent him an email over a week ago, and no reply yet. He's eitehr outta town or outta the game for good.
:O

Yikes! what if it is him??
 
PaloMalo

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Poor guy died before reaching his Penis Enlargement goals.....but he must have been dedicated.

R.I.P.
 
Ulcasterdropout

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farewell Penis Enlargement brother......
 
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Girthius

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All hangers at half weight!! <:(
 
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kausion_420

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stillwantmore said:
I just typed that up Kausion ;)
ya I knew that.. ?:(

HONEST!... ?:( ... Ah fuk it who am I kidding, you got me. I was fooled. You win.
 
ctmwm

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I was wondering if he had a production bib hanger and if he left it to anyone?? LOL
 
penguinsfan

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Nah, if it were SWM, it would have been 50 pounds. LOL
 
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