Without trying to turn this into a Sybian forum...

For a normal housewife, there is an initial learning curve or adjustment period of becoming comfortable with certain weird things.

However, after the learning curve, the Sybian produces multiple orgasms so intense that a once hesitant housewife can suddenly turn into a quivering sexual zombie like creature to the point where you could stick a banana up to her lips and she'd suck the peeling right off.

After learning to operate the controls perfectly - it's like holding a Video Game Controller and your wife (in my case) becomes the Intense, Fast Paced Video Game that you are playing.

You can control their orgasm and hold it on the brink of explosion with the dials, in most cases you can tease them to the point where I have made her cry (real tears of pleasure) and scream and beg me to just let her finally go over the edge.

The awesome part is - when they are bucking on the edge and begging for release while drops of sweat are streaking down between their breasts... You increase the vibration - but only for 5 seconds, then cut it off to nearly nothing but the squirming of the insert...

You do this time and time again and you can make them grind their p-ussy against the thing while scream filthy words you would never dream would come out of a woman’s mouth (especially my wife.) And the entire time a big pool of wetness is dripping from their vagina and trickling down the sides of the Sybian.

Never tried the "jetaime" but IMO it is just a machine that f-uc-ks in and out (although very fast).

I can F-uc-k very fast, but I can't vibrate like a Sybian!

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haha . . . first you gave me a hardon, then you cracked me up. if you were a chick you'd be perfect!
 
LOL...

But if I wuz a chick, I'd be complaining about all the shit that was broken around the house and how my husband was too busy doing Penis Enlargement to take out the garbage. :p
 
Originally posted by BigWillie
Without trying to turn this into a Sybian forum...

Hey, fair enough--we'll not stray off topic, but that shit sounds cool as hell. :cool:
 
pUNKY;12772 said:
I was just wonering im around 6.1"x 5" is this an ok size, i mean do you think a girl would class this as very small. Please be honest!

A lot of girls will call this a small size to be honest with you.
 
huge-girth;758663 said:
A lot of girls will call this a small size to be honest with you.

Still above average :)
 
Mike3209;758723 said:
About what I'm living with..

Hey Above Average is a good thing, next step monster status!
 
doublelongdaddy;758838 said:
Hey Above Average is a good thing, next step monster status!

Trying to get there taking it one day at a time.
 
Mike3209;758878 said:
Trying to get there taking it one day at a time.

That is all you got is the day! If you can keep it in the day and not stress the future things will go very smoothly. Do everything you can everyday to make yourself a better man!
 
BigWillie;13312 said:
I purchased a Sybian for my wife 3 years ago... It has different attachments. The largest being a 6.5" Length x about 5.5" Girth.
The smallest Insert is called the G-Max, which is only 3" long but has a ball like top, which hits right on the G Spot.

She hated the whole idea to begin with... Said it was too weird cause it was a machine thing.

But now she rides like a pro cowgirl. ( No, I ain't gonna post any pics)

She has 42DD Boobs and they drive me crazy bouncing around while she rides. After a 15 minute warm up ride she is hotter than hell and wants to be screwed for like 30 minutes.

It's not something we use now on a regular basis. It just another toy that you pull out of the closet for special encounters.

Sounds like fun but my only worry would be wearing her out before having sex. I was going nuts one night eating pussy, just didn't want to stop. After her 4th orgasm, which started with her on her back and ended with her riding my face, she pried my head out and told me to stop, she couldn't take any more, and to fuck her however I wanted and cum for her. She was "orgasmed out" and 1000% satisfied.

However I could see this as a great "sit on this and suck on this" tool. Unless they get distracted by an orgasm my experience is women will suck your dick twice as hard if you're in a 69 or playing with them (fingers or toys).
 
huge-girth;758663 said:
A lot of girls will call this a small size to be honest with you.

Any girl who calls that small is either a bitch, an idiot, or prefers horses and fists. There's another thread around here with a link to a penis size study. They used the results of 18k BPEL measurements. 5-5.1" length was the 50th percentile. Reading that study made me feel better about not only my starting size but my current size (and the size I'm working towards).
 
I'm from the 'if you have to ask, then you're not enough (of anything) to her' camp. Run what ya brung, and bring it correct...you've got more than enough downstairs, now it's time to work on the upstairs part
 
Big Schwanz Acht;759026 said:
I'm from the 'if you have to ask, then you're not enough (of anything) to her' camp. Run what ya brung, and bring it correct...you've got more than enough downstairs, now it's time to work on the upstairs part

While I've always been concerned about my size I never let whoever was getting my cock know it. I acted as if it was just right (and there was nothing wrong with my starting size) and paid attention during sex to what was giving them the most enjoyment. If you show a woman you're not confident, especially when the clothes start coming off, they'll assume you don't know what you're doing and there goes your fun. You will work twice as hard for half the return.

Nothing wrong with having more though. I appreciate my gains so much and know how to use it.
 
cladre60;759028 said:
While I've always been concerned about my size I never let whoever was getting my cock know it. I acted as if it was just right (and there was nothing wrong with my starting size) and paid attention during sex to what was giving them the most enjoyment. If you show a woman you're not confident, especially when the clothes start coming off, they'll assume you don't know what you're doing and there goes your fun. You will work twice as hard for half the return.

Nothing wrong with having more though. I appreciate my gains so much and know how to use it.

this, exactly
 
cladre60;759028 said:
While I've always been concerned about my size I never let whoever was getting my cock know it. I acted as if it was just right (and there was nothing wrong with my starting size) and paid attention during sex to what was giving them the most enjoyment. If you show a woman you're not confident, especially when the clothes start coming off, they'll assume you don't know what you're doing and there goes your fun. You will work twice as hard for half the return.

Nothing wrong with having more though. I appreciate my gains so much and know how to use it.

A man with confidence and an average sized penis is more attractive to a woman than a unconfident man with a larger penis. Truth!
 
doublelongdaddy;759084 said:
A man with confidence and an average sized penis is more attractive to a woman than a unconfident man with a larger penis. Truth!

I've had exes say they missed the sex. Apparently I really did the best I could with what I had. Gotta have skills no matter what your size.
 
cladre60;759091 said:
I've had exes say they missed the sex. Apparently I really did the best I could with what I had. Gotta have skills no matter what your size.

Skills will make a guy with 5 inches length satisfy a woman. It depends on how you approach sex.
 
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