Is it work, is it prison, hmmm....

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit

IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.

AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN get time off for good behaviour.

AT get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for

IN can watch TV and play games.

AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.

AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK !!

I need a beer, or several to chase down some wiskey shooters. Who am I kidding, I'M GOING TO CHUG WISKEY STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE AFTER WORK!!!!!
In PRISON you might get SHANKED!

At WORK you might get a papercut.