I'm not dead yet!!!

wants9

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Sorry I haven't been around much the past couple weeks. Been having some 'puter problems. For some reason, I keep getting the old, locked boards when I'm in XP. But, I get the current boards when I'm in Knoppix like I am now.

If anyone has an idea for a solution, please let me know.




The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[A man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
 
I haven't beeen around much either, I've had a lot of stuff going on, and have only been able to hit the boards about 5 minutes a day. I've also been having computer problems ever since i made the DUMB desicion to go from cable to DSL internet, not only is it fucked and barely works, it's slower at only 2-3 times the speed of dialup. well I'm stuck into this for a year... wish there was someway out.
 

wants9

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fallen_one23 said:
I haven't beeen around much either, I've had a lot of stuff going on, and have only been able to hit the boards about 5 minutes a day. I've also been having computer problems ever since i made the DUMB desicion to go from cable to DSL internet, not only is it fucked and barely works, it's slower at only 2-3 times the speed of dialup. well I'm stuck into this for a year... wish there was someway out.
If it's lower than their advertised minimum speed, that might be your out. DSLreports.com does some pretty good bandwidth measurments, so you might want to try there to get some numbers to use in the fight.
 

Super

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Hey 9 i was thinking about you the other day, I have not seen ya, it is good to see yo agian old friend.
 

Super

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wants9 said:
Thanks Supra, and back at you. Have fun in Hawaii, btw. You're going to Pearl Harbor, I'm guessing?

That is the navy base, close thoug, I am going to MCBH Kaneohe Bay. Thanks man, I will!
 

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