If you could have sex with....

Shafty

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• Sep 15, 2004

• #21

hopful said:

Yeah or Van Helsing ;P

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:D

 

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• Sep 21, 2004

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An Octopus..Hey u wanna give me a hand with this................

 

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• Sep 21, 2004

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C-Guy said:

An Octopus..Hey u wanna give me a hand with this................

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That reminds me of the movie Galaxy Quest haha

 

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• Sep 23, 2004

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I'd have to find out what it is the welsh love so much about sheep.

 

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• Sep 23, 2004

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I like Björk. I'd hit it

 

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• Sep 23, 2004

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if i had to fuck any animal.......Hydromaxmm............a wookie. it'll be like stuffin a 7 foot teddy bear. just like back in the old days.........nm that's old therapy comin back

 

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• Sep 23, 2004

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That wookie better be knocked out, else that son-of-bitch would rip your dick off like husking corn.

 

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• Sep 23, 2004

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An ant eater! I bet they could give some good ass head!

 

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• Sep 24, 2004

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A jellyfish if it wouldn't sting

 

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• Sep 25, 2004

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lepiricus said:

That wookie better be knocked out, else that son-of-bitch would rip your dick off like husking corn.

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ouchies man... that hurt... and i dont even have a penis...

-Sam

 

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• Sep 25, 2004

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Hmm an animal... do i have to? I would rather sleep with a woman.

Well Hydromaxm... what animals dont have teeth?=)

 

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• Sep 25, 2004

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GhosT_DoGG said:

Hmm an animal... do i have to? I would rather sleep with a woman.

Well Hydromaxm... what animals dont have teeth?=)

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I think a giant anteater, like crazyed mentioned, would be your safest bet. :D A manatee might also work- at least you'd get to dictate the pace and intensity with such a passive creature.

Ugh, I feel sick from even replying to this thread... :barf:

 

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• Sep 25, 2004

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Well this is all sick and warped lol but I'll chip in.
I'd like something like an elephant, to use that trunk and give me head.

 

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• Sep 25, 2004

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Ugh! Sick! Mental image! :barf:

 

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• Dec 20, 2004

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I enjoy occasional intercourse with Hamsters and the odd Dolphin.

But, once I got lucky with a sheep... I couldn't get it to defecate though.

 

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• Dec 20, 2004

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Id choose a woman as humans are animals to.

You and baby we aint nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

 

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• Dec 21, 2004

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finalsight said:

You and baby we aint nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

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that song hauls ass