If you could have anything for Christmas

mowinman

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What would it be. I would want 3 things. I'm greedy.

1) The girl of my dreams.
2) Independently wealthy
3) The perfect size dick.

Not necessarily in that order....LOL
 
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DLD

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Do we get to keep what we already have from the list? If so I would love to not have to worry about bills anymore.
 
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stillwantmore

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Well, it's looking like Santa may bring me another 1/8" of girth.

How about that?
 
mowinman

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Great, while he's there put in a good word for me.
 
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mylittlefriend

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Originally posted by stillwantmore
Well, it's looking like Santa may bring me another 1/8" of girth.

How about that?
I didn't know santa was into pe. ;)
 
penguinsfan

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There isn't a whole lot to be desired, beyond what mowinman mentioned.
 
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mazdab8r

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I'm getting nuttin' for christmas cause mummy and daddy are mad...:p

However an extra 2 inches either way wouldn't go astray.
 
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Scrub Ducky

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I guess for my life to get back on track and making my family proud,and that my baby sister will have a long healthy life.

Plus the big penis/hot girl/millionaire deal ;)
 
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Well if you really consider the 3 options a wise choice would be the money. With the money you could buy a membership to MoS, get the penis of your dreams and then go out and score your dream girl with your cash and cock:)
 
Super

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1. Be superman
2. Have a 10 X 6 penis
3. Live forever

Everything else will fall in place.
 
WaxN

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Honestly?
(1) Independent wealth.
(2) Independent wealth.
(3) My goal wang.
 
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shortwide

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1. Independent wealth (so I can stay at my own home and do Penis Enlargement everyday so I can achieve my....)

2. Perfect Penis (that will aid me in banging the $hit outta the....)

3. Girl of my dreams
 
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lonerj

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Originally posted by Supra
1. Be superman
2. Have a 10 X 6 penis
3. Live forever

Everything else will fall in place.
Who wants to live forever?

You're gonna be living with those futuristic techno geeks.
You're also going to watch the earth blow up.
You're also going to live in an age where avg dick size will be 16"
You're also going to live where everything is metal no forests no tress.
You're also going to live [ENTER BAD PREDICAMENT HERE]
 
REDZULU2003

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#1 Family
#2 Happyness

Thats all I want at Xmas.
 
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