I wanted to make pussies squirt

hi,

i have never done pussy squirting or sex before and I am a virgin. I feel all horny and I dont know what to do as it cannot be relieved. I have tried using pick up techniques on women but I have never succeeded. I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them. I just dont feel its fair.

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puccini--You're a 22-year old virgin and thinking way ahead of yourself. Your pick-up technique(s) will not work because the women are probably reading you as desperate. Slow it down... enjoy the process of the game.

This guy is the reason they have bouncers at cat-houses.
Puccini: grow up A LOT, get yourself right and then, maybe then, if and only then, start contemplating the reproductive act.

Threak-X;361908 said:

puccini--You're a 22-year old virgin and thinking way ahead of yourself. Your pick-up technique(s) will not work because the women are probably reading you as desperate. Slow it down... enjoy the process of the game.

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well it can become desperate after a while cant it. Trust me I have looked on the net for all the pickup techniques and read up on it. Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies. Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?

MAXAMEYES;361914 said:

This guy is the reason they have bouncers at cat-houses.
Puccini: grow up A LOT, get yourself right and then, maybe then, if and only then, start contemplating the reproductive act.

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that sounds real patronising. Youre judging me and you dont know me.

puccini;361919 said:

that sounds real patronising. Youre judging me and you dont know me.

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Let's see...
1. You admit to having zero sexual experience whatsoever
2. You claim perpetual arousal without any hope of relief
3. You have never succeeded in establishing even the rudiments of a relationship

4." I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them."
I'm at a complete loss on that statement.

5. You admit to desperation

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

7. "Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?"
No technique in the world will compensate for a complete lack of personality, compassion or humanity. Most women you approach will most likely recognize you for the pathetic, predatory-even dangerous- piece of semi-sentient shit you seem to be.

8. Patronizing?! Hardly, if I came across that way; my mistake.

As far as you are concerned I am completely condemnatory.

I don't have to "know" you, your own postings are revelatory enough IN AND OF THEMSELVES for me to judge you. And I judge you to be a sociopath and a potential rapist.
I suggest you immediately seek intense therapy and no longer expose yourself to the public in general and any female of the human species in particular.

MAXAMEYES--The guy just wants to get some sex with a woman. You must remember those virgin-days of anxiety in your teens.

IMO, he's putting too much thought and effort in it all. Slow it down and enjoy the process. You're going to cream your pants before she unbuckles your belt.

Threak-X;361929 said:

MAXAMEYES--The guy just wants to get some sex with a woman. You must remember those virgin-days of anxiety in your teens.

IMO, he's putting too much thought and effort in it all. Slow it down and enjoy the process. You're going to cream your pants before she unbuckles your belt.

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Its not about being a virgin or not. Its about me not having a supply of women. A handful would be good but I have nothing. I'm not stupid I know how to have sex please dont patronise me.

Threak-X;361929 said:

MAXAMEYES--The guy just wants to get some sex with a woman. You must remember those virgin-days of anxiety in your teens.

IMO, he's putting too much thought and effort in it all. Slow it down and enjoy the process. You're going to cream your pants before she unbuckles your belt.

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For the majority of my career discerning the psychology of individuals was an extremely important component of daily life, and its continuation. A guy like this really can't help himself; he's purely ego driven. Watch and wait, see what comes outta his keyboard as the days go by. I'll stand by my assessment.

You told me to grow up and get myself right before I can start the reproductive act. I have every right to it as you do. Now you are continuing to judge me in an insulting fashion.

1. You admit to having zero sexual experience whatsoever
2. You claim perpetual arousal without any hope of relief
3. You have never succeeded in establishing even the rudiments of a relationship

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This is insulting as if I needed reminding. Whos fault is it anyway? Half the time the conversation may not even get off the ground. Any mention of sex will just make them run away.

4." I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them."
I'm at a complete loss on that statement.

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I dont want other guys touching women, how is it fair? Other men are succeeding using the same pickup techniques yet their intentions are no less perverted.

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

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How is it revolting? This is honesty at its most brutal. I have openly admitted to wanting to squirt pussies. You cant be anymore honest than that. Furthermore your assumption is wrong. I do see them as human beings with feelings. You forget that I am a fellow human being whose sexual feelings have been brushed under the carpet. It is inanimate and I make no secret of that. I have never succeeded in making relationships with people. That doesnt change the fact that I have lustful desires. You as an older man, have a reduced lust, but I as a young man am at my peak.

7. "Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?"
No technique in the world will compensate for a complete lack of personality, compassion or humanity. Most women you approach will most likely recognize you for the pathetic, predatory-even dangerous- piece of semi-sentient shit you seem to be.

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These are lies. Part of humanity is sexual lust. I do not lack that. Who's lacking compassion towards that me or them?

8. Patronizing?! Hardly, if I came across that way; my mistake.As far as you are concerned I am completely condemnatory.
I don't have to "know" you, your own postings are revelatory enough IN AND OF THEMSELVES for me to judge you. And I judge you to be a sociopath and a potential rapist.

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Again, insulting. What are you here for then? Penis enlargement? That is hardly a noble cause is it? let me remind you what you wrote:

..an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification

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I could judge you the same way but I'm not going to because I dont know the ins and outs of what your intentions are. Similarly you have no right to judge me given that you have no idea what mine are.

You have, with this last post, confirmed everything I surmised. The truth is never insulting, it is simply the truth, which you may feel insulted by, but your approbation does, in no way, negate that truth.

I advise again: You need therapy, in great intensity and duration.

MAXAMEYES;361937 said:

You have, with this last post, confirmed everything I surmised. The truth is never insulting, it is simply the truth, which you may feel insulted by, but your approbation does, in no way, negate that truth.

I advise again: You need therapy, in great intensity and duration.

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Your truth is not everybody elses. Your lack of response to my points does not invalidate them. It only confirms that you're on the backfoot. Who's being ego driven now?

It's all part of life. I am in the same position (the virgin part). I think you're skipping ahead though, but it is good to know basics.

It may not seem fair if you consider yourself a good guy, but just can't get through the doors. Don't take it to heart that much cause somewhere on down the road you may become the jealous/obsessive type that women may put off as dangerous. Pickup techniques only go so far, some women can see past the bullshit so just be yourself.


edit: if you're just looking for a one night stand. You might try some pheromones or something and stick with the basic game at clubs/etc.

youre a virgin yourself so why are you trying to tell me what works? seriously if youre in the same position, i dont see how you can be offering advice!

Just because I am a virgin does not mean I am not social with women.

I am not trying to throw anything at you. It's all up to you to decide what info from a person you want to take or just adapt to yourself.

smerc;362102 said:

Just because I am a virgin does not mean I am not social with women.

I am not trying to throw anything at you. It's all up to you to decide what info from a person you want to take or just adapt to yourself.

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what I'm saying is why are you a virgin then if you seem to know what to do?
Would you even know what to do if you had the chance to engage in the reproductive act.

I am happy with my life as it is. Some people wait to lose their virginity :s. It's not a religious thing and it's also not much of a big deal to me as it seems to be with you. Some women just see me as more of a friend is all.

I didn't say I was the god of pussy summoning. Where are you getting this at.

well how old are you first of all? That has a lot to do with it. If women see you as no more than friends it means youre in the friend zone. Thats where youve gone wrong. All the while some other guy is squirting their pussies. You cant pretend youre not jealous unless you lack humanity.

You are not happy with your life. YOu came on here to enlarge your penis what for if you cant use it?
It wont be good when girls find out you dont know how to have sex if you get the chance.