Cuming too quickly is not a problem bro, there is no such thing ! "If I cum, it was right on time !"

Woman: baby how could you? How could you cum ?
Man: I was fucking ! What were you trying to do, huh? ...oh, cum ??.. well, I beat you
 
BigBeardBig;681324 said:
Cuming too quickly is not a problem bro, there is no such thing ! "If I cum, it was right on time !"

Woman: baby how could you? How could you cum ?
Man: I was fucking ! What were you trying to do, huh? ...oh, cum ??.. well, I beat you

Haha. The man tends to always lose if it's a marathon lol.
 
Haha yea its from Dave Chappelles standup.
"Im a speed fucker, I tried to beat my best time"
 
Ohhhhh ok. All I ever remember is if I ever shot and killed a black guy, to sprinkle Crack on his body. No matter what, I laugh like a crazy person whenever somebody says it.
 
BigBeardBig;681337 said:
Haha yea its from Dave Chappelles standup.
"Im a speed fucker, I tried to beat my best time"

Remember when Ron Jermey was on and Dave went into the internet? He got spammed big time by penis enlargement ads. It was hilarious! If someone has that video please post, it is soon funny.
 
Found it!

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runningignus;681672 said:
After so long, it's still funny as hell.

Hilarious! One of the funniest things I have ever watched, mainly because I am a PE-er.
 
Thanks everyone I'm all good now! the last few times that we had sex i lasted an average of about 30-45 minutes. I feel that i was just over thinking everything, i just had to calm down and stop thinking about it so hard. All is well now!
 
Shit man what do you do for 45mins with her, playing video games ? :D
My preference is rather 3x10 mins session during some hot steamy day than 1x30mins :cool:
 
BigBeardBig;682014 said:
Shit man what do you do for 45mins with her, playing video games ? :D
My preference is rather 3x10 mins session during some hot steamy day than 1x30mins :cool:

We just try all sorts of positions and shit bro aha. I like having a nice long session but thats just me :p :)
 
eugine8plz;682013 said:
Thanks everyone I'm all good now! the last few times that we had sex i lasted an average of about 30-45 minutes. I feel that i was just over thinking everything, i just had to calm down and stop thinking about it so hard. All is well now!

Overthinking negativity will always bring negativity. When we are able to be mindful and keep our concentration on the now you will last so much longer in bed. Premature ejaculation happens psychologically in two ways, either you are obsessing on the past and how you didn't last or you are thinking on the future when your thoughts may be relating to the past failures. This is a vicious cycle and can only be dealt with by bringing your attention to the now and keep it there! If anyone has issues with these things I highly recommend practicing DBT, there is some good information HERE.
 
great to hear that you got over the problem.

on another note.

dave chapelle was without comparison the funniest show on tc. i rewatched all of them a few months ago.

only then i actually realized that those "real life hollywood stories" where fucking real.

that story with prince and basketball made me fall down my chair.

i can just imagine prince dressed as a male ice skater. completely obliterate the murphy brothers and friends in basket.

or rick james who keeps calling them "darkness" and bitch slapping charles.

"im rich james bitch!"
 
I never did Cocaine...... Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug :)

You kicked me in my chest nigga
 
runningignus;682223 said:
Frickin dying here man Hahahahahahhahaaa

lol!

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